Quotes about “traps”
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4115.460
he hits too hard! doesn't matter. cut his head off. that was pretty dope. there goes his head. alright, you take care of that guy. they should let you pick up his head and throw it. that would be pretty cool. sword master's belt. you swing all weapons very fast. see, he has, uh... what? uh, it traps enemies or something? it looks like a spring you could jump on. yeah, it does look like a spring. better be careful. alright.
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4157.800
it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet.
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4255.980
oh no nick i have 2 hp. i have 58, 48 so i'll be okay. oh you're about to get fucking stomped buddy! dude you can beat up the box with the guys in it. oh it traps them inside and then you beat it up i see. it hurts them too just for trapping them too so. got multiple uses. get out of here you skeleton fuck boy. oh no he got me! i have a better chance this time. that is pretty sweet. get inside of the box. oh yeah!
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4671.820
okay, we got him. is he making ads or is this just... oh no, we're okay. oh! oh, i got an achievement for boxing that guy. so soft they do not trigger traps. nice. nice. we gotta be really careful here. i'm gonna assume my box is nothing. if you have any throwables, this is a good spot. i have no throwables. about half. three quarters now.
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7478.500
oh, right didn't they add the mode that lets you keep your names up all the time? oh did they? i thought so. maybe i misheard that. by green i mean orange. oh the bird traps! oh baby! that is bird powers. yeah i don't see an option for it sadly. oh man. oh god yep yep yep gotta press x to pick up weapons. what?! oh angel powers. no it's actually austin powers. oh yeah.
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9069.860
breaching in through my charges will jam. alright, good idea. i love this guy, take kapkan. he likes him. what's kapkan's deal? he makes traps. oh, that's cool. oh shit, nelson, seven months from now, thank you. thank you, brother. m'leh doesn't deserve this. sorry, m'leh. hey, he died. that was his fault. but i told you guys, if we go with him, it's his demise.
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9980.240
you can reinforce two walls, even if you're not a reinforcer. i'm the reinforcer, and i got you for three minutes. oh yeah, you're right. have we seen any drones yet? they're not traps, they're called entry denial devices. oh shit, i see one coming through here, man. i knew it, there's a guy up here. fucking not for long. been spotted? oh, there's another one up there. there's another one up there, and i didn't kill the one down here. okay, wait, i can come get you.
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7873.280
nice! nice! great job, jason. thank you. classic mr. jiggles. that's what i call josh now. you call me mr. jiggles? yeah. i'm with you on that one. 50 nugs or 50 jellyfish? why not both? jelly nugs. okay, watch out for traps. they got trapped, man.
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8000.540
mr.. jiggles is on the case. oh the monster after wants to tell us why why why why why why why why? yeah, you're right over there. it's wall right here with your with your sweet ass breaching gun i can do that except for the trap mr.. jiggles. there's a trap good man. you're good the traps gone yeah, shoot down that one right there. yeah, pretty good anybody there. i don't see anything you bought the other one if you want oh
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755.100
i've been seeing you in my cabbage patch set some human traps in there. you know just in case i'm watching too much mountain men you find out she's completely deranged she thinks kate's like or kate's grandmother's like a bunny or something the cabbage well, maybe she's not deranged maybe she's just actually psychic and she can see the future where we all become like water ship down so you can see like the next life in the regeneration cycle yeah exactly
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5558.900
nick, i can't get out. i can't get out nick. yes! the ultimate dad trap! you're staying in oh. i made it! you will never get this. pretty solid dad trap. seemed pretty good for a second there. dad's in their traps. put the freaking fork down! it takes two and a half hours to put down an object. do you like that, kate? he just juked me? oh, he went back and drank the bleach, didn't he? well, it looks like the bleach is still full. he's going after the garbage, it looks like. fool's errand. what?
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10246.600
we have the most incredible chance to succeed. we just need to not throw cal traps under our own ninja shoes. can i get a mech warrior? yes. cool. actually, i played a little bit of mech warrior. kind of sucks. the online one. yep. yeah. okay, well. oh, okay, nick, you got it. okay, yeah, yeah. alright, josh, here's your mech. you ready? i got a laser cannon. here's your mech. it's coming down. the other beacon. not this first one. nope. nope.
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2439.400
yeah, it really sounds like an i wanna be the guy fan game a little bit. you don't realize until you think about saw, how many video games are way fucking grosser than saw. like 30% of video games, you just die when your character falls onto a pit full of spikes. yeah. yeah, can you imagine if they made mega man the mortal kombat naturalistic version? oh god. he falls into one of the fire traps or something like that, and you just see a skeleton with his skins melting off.
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8361.860
i want to climb and not go down. okay, so... we've got a bit of def i mean, we don't really have much in the way of defenses yet. i mean, we can make some traps and shit. aren't we safe up here? well, they won't get us up there, no. as far as long as i played, they don't know how to climb ropes. they can climb trees, but they can't climb ropes. they probably come to the patch today. and if we make, like, bow and arrows, then we can just pick them off from up there. bunch of dummies.
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9617.280
um... or several traps we should... what else? where'd that lizard just go? i made like a really big bone fence we can make a bone fence this rabbit is effed, aw yeah we can't go down into the caves yet! yeah we can, i've been down to the caves man there's dynamite down there then we gotta go dude, oh, you didn't... okay well the very first time i got um
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9744.680
that would be fucking sweet. i wanna shoot a cannonball through those zombie corpses. there's like, um, some pretty cool traps. nothing like a cannon, but there's some things that might be cooler than a cannon. can we make plungy pits? fox, have you placed shit yet? cause i'm ready. here, can you see this wall right here? no, you're 500 miles away from our base. here, look it. you see the big white wall? no! come look at it towards me. where the hell are you? up here, ryan.
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10652.420
nah, we got like a little choke point at least. yeah. because we can, on the... the like openings here, we can have like the little tripwire traps and such. can't help but notice we still need a fuck ton of logs. how? we needed four. well, because i had to put the new section out. oh my god. is this what you told me to do? oh my god. oh my god. how many people can sign on to xcom 2 right now? it's a big game, man. people are excited.
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7443.320
are we resuming our last save, do you think? absolutely. yeah, we spent all that time building a wall. we chopped down like a thousand trees to build fox's stupid wall. hey, you wanted a wall, man. i delivered. i was complicit with the wall. it was also my wall. we also built a tree house. let's not forget that. and the common traps. yeah, i bet you almost died in them.
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