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817.900
plus there's not a lot of other deli meats that need observations to be made about them. turkey's fairly just like bland. it's just like, you know, fleshy. yeah, it's processed. no rainbows in that anyway. poultry. nothing wrong with it. we could be processed poultry. roast beef is like, you're taking a risk on that lunch meat. because turkey's always like, it's turkey. sometimes they'll put like a little sun dried tomato in it or something like that and then you're like, oh it's got like a little extra flavor. but roast beef can either be like super dry or amazing.
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and i've kept that promise. the difference between a sauce and a spread? you spread a spread, you squirt a sauce. if those sound vaguely sexual... that's not true. tomato sauce doesn't get squirted. and if you're squirting it, you're doing it wrong. you spoon tomato sauce. well, you can spoon or squirt a sauce. some... some sposses are... some sauces are spooned. somebody... you'll find me a friggin'... squeezable tomato sauce that you can buy in the store. and i'll... i guarantee you. that'll be next.
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9292.020
they got mayo in a squeeze bottle, why not tomato sauce? well... because. is that unpalatable to you? it's just too runny, like you don't squeeze tomato sauce. or it's too chunky, that's the problem. that's why it's got the wide mouth bottle end. i'll just give you a wide mouth.
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i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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9384.160
here, try to kill me fox. someone in my chat has actually seen squeezable tomato sauce. has? yeah. oh, i don't believe it. i do. it's a big world out there and a lot of things come in bottles these days. you can get a boat in a bottle? can you get that? silly. yeah, that's actually quite common. perhaps a poor example. is it me and nick again? yeah. yo, surprise. bomb or not down a bit, there we go.
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don't go squirt butter tomato sauce the most common squeezable sauce there is no that's ketchup. yeah, that is ketchup i mean they both involve tomatoes and are in a sauce like form but see if i can get it through this hole hello, i okay, okay leave the butter out yeah leave the butter that was a fighting word hey
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pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and
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8832.220
it doesn't matter, it was a good story. that's a thumb's that's a fresh tomato on rotten tomatoes. it's not that i have uh, too high standards. that's just too low for a personal recommendation to swing me. if someone was like, oh you gotta watch schindler's list, then i go to imdb and it's got like an 8.5. i'm like, oh, i gotta watch schindler's list. hey, remember the time you gotta watch shawshank redemption? ya ya ya jabroni? yeah, but then for you it's gotta be like a 9.5.
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119.340
thank you. forgot the dude's name, but it was like tommy tomato. thank you for the subscription. oh, i thought you were going to say you got killed by tommy tomato in the game. it's like, what boss is that? if your name actually was not tommy tomato, just know that the sentiment is the same. i was just on that turkish star wars kick for a second there.
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i'm a tomato fan over here, you come hang out with me. nor do i, i'm gonna throw shade at you. you know what? i'm with you! i think that today's show, today's show should just be, you know, we have three people, we can settle every democratic dispute we've ever had, and come up with some like, definitive answers to things. for example, are tomatoes good? i say no, nick says yes, cobalt says no, ergo, tomatoes. put a piece of water on your burger!
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i'm 200 years old, another fucking northernlion on twitch tv. it's not bad. vinegar and ketchup, so they're feeding you tomato soup? yo, dog, i'm never eating soup at your house. sounds like a nasty, nasty nozz in your area. like a nozzle? a nasty nozzle? no, i'm more like the greatest hip hop artist of all time. pie in a butt. thank you very much for the subscription. you got a nasty nozzle over there. it's josh's run gone. it's gone okay.
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richard dawson died of natural causes a few years ago. did he make it? why did you phrase it like that? he didn't make it? he didn't use it. i'm sorry. he didn't make it then. the frame rate is so bad. i love it. i'm gonna start. name a vegetable used in italian cooking. i'm gonna say tomato. tomato. easy. as number one. okay. we got it. we got it. we got it. we're gonna play. we're gonna play.
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3881.020
tomatoes go great. okay. wait, can you repeat that please? tell me tomatoes tomatoes just go with tomatoes. how do i feel about tomatoes? yeah i'm anti tomato if i know that it came from a tomato like if i if it's tomato sauce, no problem they always try to use that argument against you. yeah, which is yeah, yeah, it's dumb argument. oh, i don't really like the taste of corn on the cob you like doritos, don't you?
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they're not the same thing. white towel wise, thank you. my dad is a honeydew. when people are like, oh i can just bite into a tomato and eat it, i'm like, that's gross. yeah, no i'm the same way. you know why? it's like 12 different consistencies. you bite in, you got that firm skin, then you get in and it just explodes with this sour juice in your mouth. yeah, bite in your firm skin. so i'm with you ryan.
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i'm very pro salsa. i'm pro salsa, but i love like cooked tomatoes like our stewed tomatoes i'm completely fine with as well. dude, i'll be the first to tell you it's fucked up yeah, cuz i'll make a chili and i'll use like fresh tomatoes or like a bunch of stewed tomatoes yeah, put them in there and be like that chili's off the chain but if you gave me like a tomato soup, i feel like what is this the fucking i would say depression
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unless, like there's some good tomato soups out there. i have tried them before and i'm a fan. but you give me like a campbell's, no bueno. i'm out of here. thank you fistful of hollis for the 20 months resub. are we gonna stop playing isaac ever or? yes, my run has ended. let's move on to some genghis in three minutes. for now, thanks for watching. we'll see you momentarily. momentarily. i also, i don't like a tomato.
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don't tell anybody. on a burger or a sandwich. no, that makes sense. it compromises the bread and also it compromises the structural integrity because the tomato is way too slidey. it creates like a tectonic layer of liquid hot magma that the plates of the burger slide across. plus, one time i had a burger, this is like a week ago,
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4017.960
the tomato was like, they had just taken it out of the fridge or something. so when i bit in, it was like, warm bun, condiment, lettuce, ice fucking cold, cheese that burns the roof of your mouth, warm patty. and i was like, this is, like my teeth hurt but it's warm like, what's going on? that's gross. it was bad. i actually had to wait for half of my burger to defrost on my plate.
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can i say a controversial thing? yes. and unless, i don't know, do you want us to tell you? hey rob, i like a mozzarella as long as it doesn't come with tomatoes! that's a really great rob invention. yeah, that's pretty much me. i don't really like tomato soup.
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hell yeah. 3v1, tomato soup has been evicted. really? from the big brother house. are there other people who don't like it? yeah, me and josh are with you. really? yeah. it's great to dip a good season. i'm surprised. i would have thought you guys all would have loved tomato soup. also, uh, ringsick soup is a great thing for months. what does that mean? alright, you gotta give a ringsick to turfan. i'm glad they gave it a better... okay, alright.
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i know it's an overlay chat. i don't think i've ever had a dried tomato, a sun dried tomato, but i don't like the sun dried tomato chips. okay, everyone chill out for a second. this is a pivotal moment. okay. are you in the gang b server, ready to go? yes, i am. yes. okay. make sure that you're able to scroll and stuff. i'm scrolling. yeah. scrolling right now. my scroll thing was pretty fucked earlier. yeah. how do you guys feel about
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64 okay 64 going going right now going let's do it connecting oh just a game of prettier only served grilled cheese i've been to a chain restaurant that only served grilled cheese in indianapolis i forget the name of it but that's where i had the good tomato soup i really thought you're gonna say in india
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i'm not scared of cream soups, don't northernlion's scared of cream. he's got a fear of cream soups. they're like, he's the biggest bitch alive, he's scared of jellyfish and cream soups. jellyfish, yes, i'll own up to that. cream soups i'm not afraid of, it's just not my style for soups. i'm a i'm a broth man, personally, but... i like toma i like cream soups, i like tomato soup, and being like a chowder. potato soup's okay sometimes. is tomato soup cream based? um, i mean you put milk in it, right, sometimes, so that's...
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i'm not gonna pick that all right um but i because of your questions nick gets to go first turkey moving on just turkey. yeah, love turkey what do you got like i choose one? what if they got like a sun dried tomato turkey or like a you know herb herb pesto? absolutely not take the sun dried tomato turkey because i think sundried tomatoes awful. you're just gonna get like oven cooked turkey breasts yeah, why is this bad?
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i think i'm gonna buy you a christmas present that is a piece of really old bread inside of some tomato bisque just sitting there stewing in it and you can rub it all over your face and mouth. alright, so player you put the toppings on the bread, i can understand that, but doesn't that make it soggy as well?
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