Quotes about “tom waits”
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tom waits is looking flies off the wall. your best tom waits. okay, so you try to get people to guess your prompt.
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it's the only tom waits impression i do is, i know this girl. she's been married so many times. she's got rice marks all over her face. that's my tom waits impression. i'm big in japan. i've got a serious alcohol problem.
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i am the knight. here's batman getting excited about the same thing with the valley girl. i can't believe it they've got a supply going all the way from one side of the simple and the other side of the simple. it's amazing. dude, tom waits is here? alright, masturbation. it's a useful shame.
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little bit of an unexciting deal with the devil though. you could definitely forgive me for saying that i guess our secret room isn't there either we will go to our curse room quickly allow me to rehydrate so a little bit under the weather want to make sure my vocal cords don't turn me into you know tom waits not that there's anything wrong with that all right in our curse room. we also find our secret room i can't not at least pick it up. you're lucky. i can't reroll it oh
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and we'll use our emperor card in the cathedral, i guess. been talking a lot today... doing my tom waits impression again. i know this girl, she's been married so many times. she's got rice marks all over her face. let's move along here. i worry. i mean, actually i shouldn't say i worry. i'm interested to see if that's what i sound like when i get older. you know, you can look at there, you can watch some...
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like, what do i think of when i think of breakfast? ah, you know, like two scrambled eggs, maybe a little bit of, like a slice of toast and... chili in a bowl! sorry, did i always... anytime i describe breakfast foods, i always gotta slip into tom waits'... nighthawks at the diner! and i said, the florida lotta. but, um... but yeah, anyway, tom waits. um... tom waits for no man.
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doesn't even really make any sense. there's a tom waits quote, it's very famous. it's, i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. which is a very clever piece of wordplay. but i may also add a false dilemma. you can have both, you could have a bottle in front of you and a frontal lobotomy. or you could have neither, you know.
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yeah, there's not a single tom waits ride where you boot it up and the guy's like, alright, cadence 80 to 100, we shale tonight for singapore. we're all as mad as hatters here. like it's all just, you know, elton john and acdc and stuff like that. there's not a single tom waits ride. let me guess, i'm going the same direction where all the dead ends were. that would get me shmoovin'. i would pb a tom waits ride for sure.
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none of those items really apply to this run. i think. so we have to peep these. you never know when the hero font might occur. death card is also pretty good. i'm gonna stick with hermit justice. which sounds like a great b movie. hermit justice. all these teenagers keep coming into my cave! fornicating! the hermit, of course, as you could tell, is played by an under the weather tom waits.
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oh my friends are married every time and you can hear it must be strong of you to go it alone i don't know how tom waits has done that for so long that must just be his normal voice cuz when i do that for like 10 seconds my throat is like don't talk again for the rest of the day landed landed okay, it's not a huge get it's another hermit card. oh
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i've regret bringing up that french military stuff already, by the way, because i know that now the comments are just gonna be, you know, jingoism and horseshit. but that's also the title of my first album. it's self titled. our band is also called jingoism and horseshit. it's a tom waits led, all percussion outlet from the outskirts of the gambia. okay, let's do this. would i prefer isaac's fork or matchstick? probably matchstick, honestly.
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i thought you were gonna say a tom hanks y book and i was like no. that's a tom hanks y book. it's ben affleck and morgan freeman man. that's a tom goat sy book. tom waits y book. tom waits y. it wakes up during the night and bites your toenails. tom waits for no man, we know that. i would wait for him. i would easily if he came and played the location that was convenient for me. oh he'll come. you won't wait. don't be gross about it. how are you doing nick? it's been two days.
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new york city itself or like a midwestern town of 15,000 people that thinks new york is like heaven on earth? i think it's a great city by the way. it's just like after a certain length of time you're like i just can't hear this damn song again. why are you judging songs based on your own bad taste in radio? guy offended the most popular song of all time is catching a little bit of flack for being overplayed. yeah, yeah, what's a song you like? oh really? you like tom waits rain dogs?
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oh man, okay. empty vessel, invincibility. i've got a feeling that you're gonna be kind of a story on this run. i got a feeling that you're gonna be the story, morning glory. two of hearts. i don't know why i'm switching into my tom waits voice. my mother was a rocket, my dad was an exhaust manifold. now, keep it separated here.
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