Quotes about “tom brady”
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it's a toyota prius tested for california emissions. enjoy paying the insurance on this puppy. yeah, they never talk about that part. and you gotta pay taxes on it all. yeah you do. yeah, yeah. that's like at the super bowl they give out a car to the dmv or whatever. a lot of times it's like they just have to basically buy it. it's like tom brady's eating a big bill.
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tom brady was the super bowl mvp, they gave him a fucking jeep. it's like giving tom brady a chore. he's like, what the hell am i gonna do with this thing? i gotta give this to somebody else now. yeah, you gotta pay $100,000 to get it. so, yeah. thanks, you just won a price tag for a car. kobal, name something new you get if it takes time to get used to it. i'm gonna go braces. alright. thank you, superdongdoublejam, for the 26 months! great name. braces, sadly an x. fun to say. wow.
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what is happening? she had deliberately misinterpreted the question. i see, i see. alright, well waitress was number one. yeah, i found you tom i mean, not tom brady, nels gibson. trying to get him. tom gibson. with your guitar. trying to pull one over on us. pull one out before the stream. alright, nick. name an occupation where a woman works hard for the money. uh, actress. every occupation? good answer, cobalt. i don't know the type of actress, but that is the correct answer.
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and it's so good for me. i don't know if it's a reference, i don't know if it's a descent into madness. i don't know, man, i don't know. no, no, i didn't watch the big game. tom brady remains the goat. i did see the video of him throwing a pass to rob gronkowski across bourbon street and then gronk spiking it into the audience at like mach 7.
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i don't know if anybody was standing underneath him, but the speed at which he spikes the ball is unfathomable to a guy like me. he looks like a source character. dude, tom brady, i mean, he looks good for his age. he did tank the buccal fat removal surgery, i think, but i mean, i can't deny he does take care of himself. he does also kind of look like a source character.
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it depends, right? like, i don't know. like, i guess, like, if you're tom brady, right? yeah. you've got, like, five rings and you're already, like, the greatest of all time and you want to keep your records and you're, like, 38 and your brain's already mush, might as well, right? i see. i thought you were going to go in the opposite direction with that, but that's fine. no, yeah, i just might as well keep going, you know? let's see what happens. but, yeah, i mean, i don't know. like,
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hey bear, could you vote? oh my bad, sorry. i was looking up pirate's picture doc ellis. i'm looking up quail dudes. in the next big sports scandal we'll find out that nl is trying to buy steroids to get ripped or tom brady kisses his son not long enough. yeah, that's a poorly written headline.
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he's tom brady kissing his son enough tucker carlson tells us why i don't know anything about american media i mean he pretty much he wears the bow tie sometimes, i remember how much is a physical trainer? are trainers even physical? oh here we go
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nooo! claire? cindy! cindy lou who? and then it's greg, peter and bobby brady. tom brady! tom and wayne and tom yeah.
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it's just hard to imagine like a quote unquote football hooligan sitting down and like cheering and like getting drunk out of his mind for a 0 0 football match. and that's what's funny. like that's the juice that keeps life squeezing as far as i'm concerned. anyway, during the 2005 season this quarterback led denver to a 13 3 record and beat tom brady and the patriots in the divisional round before losing to pittsburgh in the afc championship. jake plummer.
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your character's a nerd, but your white's so hot. such a version of my expectation. yeah, she's a babe. how'd you get her? that's a lot of what owen wilson showed up now. why'd you leave after halftime in the super bowl where the patriots came back with the 28 3 deficit? see, you don't want to count out tom brady. and then say the treason. hey, get out of here. wow. who invited the president? wow.
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but you know, what are you gonna do? such is life. in the next couple of years once tom brady retires and bill belichick retires then you know maybe things are gonna be on the up for us. do you guys like actually hate your city rivals or is it like like they're not as good as us but i'd still take them over you know california. there is there's like a weird thing where we definitely hate
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now bro a noun it doesn't do it says none not now and mine makes no sense and i like it so it's like tom brady considered the goat of course bear says yeah
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well, i mean he's the goat right now but comparing him at age 24 versus patrick mahomes ii at age 24, patrick mahomes has the best like per season resume but you know the longevity of tom brady speaks for itself so there's still a long way to go. right, true, true. that's kind of like a matthews of etchkin people like oh matthews is better so... another trucker? absolutely. i feel bad for anybody writing right now. you have 10 seconds.
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tom brady is a super bowl mvp. that's a crazy world, man. they didn't think tb12 could do it. i always have faith in him, bro. it's for the hp up. i don't think it takes three puberty's to reach adulthood, bro. it does, you need one to reach adulthood, then you need a second one to make your voice go higher pitched. at least that's the way it happened to me. i have a higher pitched voice than i did when i was in the eighth grade. i don't really understand the reasons for this. obviously something hormonal going on there.
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