Quotes about “to have a vagina”
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i wasn't gonna get another roll this turn, i don't think. that actually seems appropriate for my character. i'm covered in flies and i have shit on my head so it probably would go well with my yeah we're talking about the game though. what the fuck is what's this flying... magoo of like, tears and stuff? i've never seen this before. flying magoo of tears. he's got purple it's like an eyeball. it's like a vagina with an eyeball, shot off purple, tears at me. oh i know what you're talking about, yeah. none of those things you said are very weird actually. yeah it's one of those um... it's like a really rare uh, enemy to fight.
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i have time. sudden death now. i really respect michael douglas. takes a brave man to say you got stage four throat cancer from eating catherine zeta jones vagina. but anyway, we asked 100 married women, name a famous store you wish your husband owned. okay, it's a sudden death so we gotta work together. how do i apply sexism to this? it's gotta be like a jewelry store, a clothing store. i'm thinking macy's or tiffany's.
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who's delivered to the woods? the fourth stump from the right. someone's got to keep up the, you know, the history. see, i never had that kind of experience because i never had the woods. but i did have a park where someone showed me a porno mag. i told that story before. central park? that's the first vagina that i've ever seen. no, it wasn't central park. you just showed me the full spread of a porno mag and i remember specifically
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i may also be contacted through any of the presidium vi terminals, should you require assistance. your people have also given me a physical vagina for you to fuck if you are bored. please end my life. give me the tour.
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should be fine. you know, shoot them, let the bullets go by ya. no problem. plenty of keys, absolutely no interest in using them. because we can't really use them. you think that's a secret room? it can't be, right? we've already seen our secret room. i'd almost like to be teleported out of here so i don't have to walk through trap room again. dude, fart right off please. you got a great shield around you, i can't hit you! it's created the great wall of vagina.
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do you have more of a chance of pregnancy if you come balls deep instead of just like in the front of the vagina? oh, yeah, absolutely. that's what it has to be correct, right? yeah. i don't think so at all. i definitely think so. well, i mean, like siena doesn't move on its own. do you say siena? yes, john siena. siena doesn't move on his own. he has a personal litter carried by millions of adoring fans.
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that'd be great. the lifespan of a sperm is i think two or three days and that is more than enough time for the ones that need to wriggle to wriggle. they still have to travel all the way up the cervix which is slightly shorter than the average vagina so i think they can handle swimming both. see and chat's taking me wrong.
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what's it like? do you have anything to say? no, i don't know. that's just that's all he's in. that's all angora said. so what's it like then? that's a good question. i don't know. what is it like? what's regular viagra like? makes your dick hard for four hours or more. nick, you got to push the boat into the water. i can't push it. it's too heavy. so i was trying to turn it on. well, then you got to come back to us. we can't. the water's too deep. no, i think maybe i can. makes her vagina hard. like a rhino skin.
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great britain around. alright, i'm gonna go to war with vagina gar. do you think uh, about 3,000 manpower is enough to sustain this war? no. no? you'll be fine, what could possibly go wrong? yeah, that sounds like a great idea, have fun. damn it! 3,000 manpower isn't even enough to sustain like, the construction of a bridge. ugh, i don't wanna, it's like, i only gained 228 manpower a month?
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they were like, hey, you wanna roll these dice? i'm like, not really. and i tried to place a bet and she's like, you can't bet right now. and then i pull out my cell phone and she's like, there's no phones at the table. so you know what? i'm just gonna go. i'll see you later. this is nonsensical. oh shit, i thought of a better one i could have done. fuck! penis, penis, penis. vagina, vagina, vagina. oh. i mean.
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we have the option to course correct. i think the less funny the central premise, the more room there is for banter. when you start it with a central premise that's like smoking weed out of a vagina, it already starts in a holds up spork area and it doesn't leave that much room for humor to breed in the situation. that's a fair point. well, chad, have you laughed at all yet today? that's what we should know. i don't know why i was waiting for an answer.
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well, you would know. it's the fever talking. sign that you're pregnant with an evil baby. a middle finger protrudes from your vagina or your mung is red. oh, you can't have red mung. don't like that word. mung is supposed to be olive green. oh, yeah, i don't like that at all. what is a mung? it's when a pregnant lady has somebody push down on her belly, a little mung is released. yeah. so gross.
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oh no don't don't go too hard hobo bat this is a tough level dude i went down to a burning ring of fire i went down down my vagina smells like a donkey yeah josh how do you feel about your mother in law she's nice keep calling her back up she's a very nice lady i have nothing bad to say about that's where i'm at too i'm like why all these boomer comedians have such a problem with their mother in law
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