Quotes about “to death with hammers”
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i'm just saying. he hit a nerve. that's how you know he's right, too. comedians need to tell uncomfortable truths, motherfuckers, when the truth is uncomfortable for them. okay! okay! okay! let's kill him. let's kill this guy. let's beat him to death with hammers. are you hearing these little alien beeps and bloops in the background? such an insane main screen. i like the lego fortnite alien in the sandals. it's so good.
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1622.92
okay, okay, let's beat him to death with hammers source northernlion. well it okay, so that is me but it is also referencing the et tweet where they would have beaten them to death with hammers that's the joke that stands on the shoulders of giants were it not for the foundational work in if me and my friends found et we would have beaten him to death with hammers i'll tell you that for sure if it hadn't been for that foundational work
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1121.54
we say aluminum. but we should be saying aluminium, right? like that's the way it's spelled. they got that one right as far as i'm concerned. now i will say aluminum because i don't want to be beaten to death with hammers outside of the damn save on foods. but it's not spelled that way in north america. really? we spell it aluminum? you have to forgive me. i don't find myself writing the word that often in my day to day. i'm insane. okay.
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2977.60
and then they say, we're two losers baby, so why don't you thrill me? and i mean, can you say best oscar? that's like a guarantee. catch me in the writer's room. getting beaten to death with hammers. are you guys even aware that this is a race? me to the other unassuming drivers on bc's highway number one? i'm winning. you tour me?
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2506.62
i'll tell you one thing, if me and my friends found e.t., we would have beat him to death with hammers. ah, man. kiss me every time. imagine if you found mac in me instead of fucking e.t. paul rudd ass reference. dude, that movie is crazy. you know there's an alternate cut of the movie where the kid in the wheelchair gets killed?
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2625.26
you guys think you would have beaten et to death with hammers? i don't think so. no, i think i would have ran the other way. yeah, i would have ran away screaming. i grew up in kind of like a redneck area. i think probably what would have happened is my friends would have beat et to death with hammers or like tied him up and run him over with an atv and i would have been like. i would have been screaming like no, you gotta kill him.
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1705.56
ask the wall player to partner up. oh, now you're talking. me going into jerma's chat and saying northernlion bit. they will beat you to death with hammers. actually, they seem really nice, but wouldn't it be funny if they did? okay. ace, three, four. she's all sixes and sevens. there's a straight with a little fibonacci touch. i guess i should have used the seven of diamonds in hindsight, but i think we're gonna make it regardless. queen.
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793.44
well, you will not catch me rocking kid icarus as my profile image. okay, this is the wrong super mario brothers 2 though, man. this is not my super mario brothers 2, although i kind of like this one that looks like he has to pee really bad. excitebike, that's more of a mouth situation. okay, okay! let's kill this guy. let's beat this guy to death with hammers. i get it. you wanted to see it. you got it. super mario brothers 3? i don't know what the heck's going on with mario on that one.
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1693.18
oh, so i should have changed my answer. oh no. no one gets 10 the first time. i doubled down. i guess 20. i doubled it. so they only do the thing one time? yeah, i thought they went through twice. that's fucking crazy. why do i have an x? i didn't get anything wrong. oh, i got the furthest. never mind. i see. scores? sure. let's see them. well, you guys really got to get your cringe down. beat me to death with hammers, i guess. welcome to the third round.
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4779.78
i wasn't even scared of like the the rhino stampede it was just like, so mom! what if i open a board game and it turns me into a fucking monkey? et? bro, et is scary when the i mean the scary thing is not the alien though the scary thing is the fucking us it really makes you think. when the dudes in the hazmat suits take elliot and et into the plastic tubing and stuff? when they beat him to death with hammers? yeah exactly.
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3942.66
maybe i'll go see sight unseen. i'll go see the 1975 for my birthday and get beaten to death with hammers by whoever their demographic is. i have no idea honestly. if you play anything other than the dropkick murphys in a bar in boston, they will take away your business license. listen, i respect
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