Quotes about “tiki taka”
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this is an important one. most people don't get to this point. perform a ground kick to pass the ball to allies. as for you brother, great goal. do it again. more for you. the back heel. cheeky man, cheeky. when the ball is close enough, you can kick the ball without controlling it. ball call. ball oh! a little a little tiki taka. i see a little tiki taka. to me. to me. easiest game of my life. perform a lob to pass it over opponents.
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the tiki taka, man. yeah, gandalf, he's dr. passmore. my germs. obviously you want the ball? you can have it. unlike most ball hogs, you've demonstrated an acumen for dribbling. not gonna work every time i'm not gonna hold it against you. i'm gonna cut the angle. honestly, i'm gonna say sorry, i thought we were really close on that one. that one's real tight. show me the replay. don't crash. show me the replay. something's gonna happen. well, let me see if my wife is ready to stream.
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if it's just me, i try. but honestly, i kind of suck at scoring. i'm more of a facilitator. i'm more of like a chavvie alonso style midfielder. i'm from the pep guardolia school of tiki taka. i don't know what any of that meant, but i do like that you have a one on... oh, okay. okay. i'm from the school of maradona. whatever it takes.
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3454.780
you gotta put some respect. you're happy to receive the tiki, but you're never distributing the taka. no, man. no, no, no, no, no. yes! well done, lad! that one's hard, but you know what? we take our 300 points. don't say it. don't say sorry. the shot was nothing. it happens. it happens. it happened to me a couple times. okay, here we go. my arrakis. my arrakis. i mean, is that... the triangle offense theory still applies, bro.
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1132.320
kind of like a i'm more of like a chavvie alonzo style midfielder. i'm from the pep guardolia school of tiki taka. i don't know what any of that meant, but i do like that you have a one. ok, ok, need someone? yeah, they got they got ball chasers. yeah, i'm from the school of maradona. whatever it takes.
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the reason that i feel bad about where society is going. oh, he kicked it right over top of me. beautiful pla okay, i mean, what can you do? the tiki taka's out of control. i appreciate you going for the bucket here. nice try. genuinely nice try. we gotta save some turbo for defense. it's a three on one. i don't count the keeper. great save, man. hold.
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1795.780
he was in a full sprint, there's no way he's catching that. good fucking play. good fucking play, you fucker. you motherfucker, you bad fucking play. horrendous play, horrendous play. all yours. god awful, man. god awful. come on, guys. you gotta put some respect. you're happy to receive the tiki, but you're never distributing the taka. don't even get me started on the keeper's play. huge.
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3529.320
it's for you, buddy. oh, look at the ball movement. look at the tiki taka. i had a feeling that was gonna happen, but that's okay. now i might have to make a save. i'm getting myself ready to make a save. getting myself ready to neutralize the play entirely and then spring this guy because the dude tried to slide tackle a protected player. all right. oh, shane! shane, you legend! oh, shit. oh, shit, dude. now we got a fucking squad. oh!
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2559.70
there's such grace in a game of soccer, it can make you cry. look at that beautiful cross to fill. beautiful little tiki taka. i deserve the assist. you control the movement of the game from the back by dishing. it's just like masterchef, you know? somebody's got to put the garnish on the plate, but it takes a village to get the rigatoni bolognese out there on time. you got it? okay, go ahead.
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2596.18
phil's kind of a doubter just to be honest. no, wait, not phil, link. phil's cool, phil scored. or did link score? i don't know, all i know is i'm the best. i am doing the best at this. okay, link, yeah, i'm gonna send you. just kidding, i'm crossing in front of the net cuz they swarmed me. good, pat, good, tiki taka. okay, i'm staying back as a great through ball.
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that's rough, man. bro, don't go in there. literally, what have you seen from me as a keeper that leads you to believe that you would be better? i was facilitating shit, man. what happened? okay, yeah, yeah, okay, rotate, rotate. good try. i smelled the ping pong coming. love that! the tiki taka's insane. yeah, keep their heads ringing, bro. nah, he was way open. i should stop calling for it just for sport. good try, good try.
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