Quotes about “throw up in uber”
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7666.420
yeah, i threw up in an uber once. you're just thinking about how fear factor would be such a better show if it was a would you rather fear factor instead of what they did. they give you like two gross things? yeah, two gross things or two crazy things or like gross thing crazy thing, you know, like... and throw a little american gladiators in there too, just for fun, like shoot some tennis balls at them while they do it. no, you know what? you can mix the american gladiator like instead of the giant q tips, they're just like
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2076.88
so this counts as our journey, i got you in one piece. so now we're at an extra inning, so all this is just above and beyond a 5 star. so far yeah, i'd say yeah. have you guys ever checked your own rating on uber? you can't! you can. how? it's just like a setting in one of the menus now. what's your rating? sterling silver 5.0. does that include the throw up incident?
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3686.200
your whole life is variance. you can't throw out the baby with the bathwater. fuck all the casinos, but like you can't escape variance. nothing in this life is certain except death. shut up? actually every time you get an uber you're taking your life into your own hands, especially if it's a tesla. i mean it's got to be this, but i'm not willing to wager much. i'll go 20 per there's 92 percent! it looks so dry!
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4979.36
was not able to finish. what do you want me to do? throw it in the garbage? so after the procedure was done and things are kind of like, well after the baby was born, after we kind of like cooled down for a couple hours, we're like take a deep breath. kate was like can you go through the mcdonald's drive through for me? i'm just gonna tell you straight up. have my second tip, go on uber eats and pay the $2.99 delivery charge to get the mcdonald's delivered to you. do not
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386.640
it's a little insane i would say but i'm looking forward to it. the anecdote i was originally going to share though was so i took an uber to my appointment and the uber was a model 3. did they just like design that stuff so that it gives you car sickness in the back? like i'm 36 years old. i was almost about to throw up in the back of this uber
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6258.88
dude, that's what i'm saying. i'm thinking i'll pick dust off the old unity. make a game where you just drive around legally in a city. like an uber simulator. but not in a meme way where like sometimes people get in your car and throw up. just in a way like you drive to a pickup point and then people are like, hey, are you john? and you're like, yeah, i'm john. and then you just drive them, you know, home. and you get some royalty free music radio and
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275.420
it's a little insane, i would say. but i'm looking forward to it. the anecdote i was originally going to share though was, so i took an uber to my appointment to take a pill in ibiza and the uber was a model three. did they just like design that stuff so that it gives you car sickness in the back? like i'm 36 years old. i was almost about to throw up in the back of this uber.
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7629.900
i'm so glad i remember that. yeah, austin just sent like a new personal record in it the other day. yeah, he's a god at it if you can believe it. what does that even mean? yeah, can you believe that? can you believe it? why do you just hate austin so much for being an example of american exceptionalism? a great pickup line... wait, i'm allowed to use this, right? a great pickup line to use in a retirement home. want to throw up in my uber or might as well, right? i like that. yeah, that's fair. yeah, might as well.
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2696.68
yeah, my two cents is that she should have just said, here's not she shouldn't have even given them the money to be honest, in my opinion. but she should have just said i'm not gonna do it take an uber if she's so sensitive to any kind of smell like this that she would throw up if she was interacting with them for more than an hour. so i think she,
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0.32
everybody, welcome back. here we are playing a little bit isaac perhaps you guys have heard it heard of it. sorry, good bad omen to start us with. let's get started here. i got a randomizer up. we got three two to three wins in a row. yeah, sure. let's just throw that all in the crapper. the lost to uber mom.
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