Quotes about “this thing that we already know is good sucks”
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you know, there are runs where you want to invest in the long term, but those happen in situations when your short term is already fine. to be honest with you, our short term, the more and more i play here, the more i'm like, it sucks. our dps is not good enough to be excited about, so we have to, you know, hedge our bets and try to get as much leverage as we possibly can on this run, not worry about the future too much at all. the only thing that matters to me right now is for
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2642.38
thanks to piercing shot, this guy's no problem. i mean if you have a problem killing this guy, probably don't have much business trying to kill mega satan. considering that's an enemy you can fight on the first floor sometimes. someone's gotta go. okay, so we're 5 hp. very good. losing a little hp, sorry we're on 4 hp because we were already on 5 from earlier. the only thing that sucks is that, you know, if we do get the chance to go to delirium,
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549.00
use the world card to find the secret room. and then we'll open this and that's gonna give us a good amount of money and even more consumables. now we will go to the shop for sure. because we've got the money to buy whatever we want. and definitely, you know, like popping two of diamonds and then getting red candles seems like the obvious play here. we can bomb... oh, we don't need to bomb our way into anything. but yeah, the red candle pickup is gonna be great. the only thing that sucks about it is that we kind of don't need it because we already have so much damage. then we picked up holy mantle. so this is...
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2568.42
it's weird, because you're like, this is pretty good. do i want to save it for bullet hell? well, we're already on bullet hell. do i want to save it for the lich? well, we're probably not going to make it to the lich, but we got a better chance of making it into the lich if we use our best weapon as a rune clear, i guess, in the meantime. but the heroine's fine. we know the heroine's a good weapon. this rune sucks. what's the big thing? i was going to say, if you can get to the place where they don't aggro you, that's a good thing.
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doesn't make it any easier to bomb in but we would also be able to access the secret room so there's something to say about that now that we know our shop sucks. we might as well give you all of our money we've already had the judgment payout. there's the spirit heart. i'm looking for come on just a couple more nothing wrong with it, okay? well, we're gonna blow up this thing that i know our bombs are kind of precious right now but blow this up give us a chance at this again every spirit heart is meaningful every good trinket is meaningful, but nope nothing okie dokie
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