Quotes about “thinking of jackass”
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sorry, no i'm fucking old. 2015. one of the connections was catfish, jackass, cribs and something else. and i was like, oh those are all old shows on mtv. and she was like, how am i supposed to know that? and i was like, you got me there. you're fucking nine years old. i don't know how you could be expected to know that. maybe they gotta make a connections for little kids or something like that. cause we lateral thinking this bitch. anyway.
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like he's counting like he counts his rips like one or something. don't they say some shit like i'm sherlock holmes and this is the case of the maybe i'm thinking of jackass. my name's sherlock holmes and welcome to jackass. you imagine? oh man.
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i'm more than i've got a bottle rocket in me bum my yeah, cuz yeah, no yeah, that's pretty good. michael caine jackass goes kind of hard. it's a good bit you got me thinking about fucking kenny rogers jackass now we need a chinese jackass tv. what is going on? media because he changed job. yes. yep. oh
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you got me thinking about fucking kenny rogers jackass now. we need a chinese jackass. what is going on? what? i like world media. they need a chinese... the fact that you're stuck and that's the way you've been processing these, i think shows the problematic nature of it. it's not problematic to say the word chinese. it's not problematic. not what i say. i think it's problematic to imply that
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the pity timer and then you square, square, square, square, square, triangle, square, square, square, circle, circle, circle, circle, triangle, triangle, circle. which president do you think would be the most game on jackass? ah, fuck, it's george w. fuck! yeah, well, nah, it's definitely george w. bush. i don't think it's, i was thinking it might be clinton for like some of the like the gross challenges, but no, i think it's still george w. bush.
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i think i'm more like one of the guys that like, you know in that one jackass 2 sketch where they turn it backwards on the guy so he thinks he's gonna prank a taxi driver into thinking that he's gonna commit an act of international espionage but instead the taxi driver is that actor from broken lizard who pulls out a gun and then tells him to get in the trunk
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well who's party boy? chris pontius. chris pontius is the party boy. wasn't there another party boy in like, jackass? that's chris pontius. that's chris pontius. oh. is he a little person? no. he's a normal sized adult. okay. that's wee man. you're thinking of the one that's called wee man. very easy to remember. it appears that you may be thinking of the man who was named small man.
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it was fantastic, alright? will smith wasn't in men in black 2. i'm gonna kill you all. you're thinking of tommy lee jones. you're thinking of tommy lee jones, obviously. maybe david cross? david cross was in it? actually, it was david cross. didn't they have the jackass guy was in it too, right? johnny knoxville. yeah, johnny knoxville was in it. he was in that one. maybe you're thinking of johnny knoxville. my mind right now is not... it's not unfucked. i can't believe that that worked.
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but once he got free reign, i know a lot of people were like more into it. i got less into it. and i think it's gotten worse over time. i'm thinking of ending things. i was like, wow, this is even more disappointing than synecdoche, new york. charlie kaufman, he did kill it on jackass though when spike jones brought him on. when charlie kaufman took a shit in the mother toilet in the hardware store. that was a good one.
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no get out? get out! oh, you mean from him. i was gonna say get out isn't a romance. adaptation? spike jonze? spike jonze's kind of the goat at making movies that are good and also being a jackass, which i would argue are movies that are good. i'm thinking of motherfucking ending things. not a romance, but it's a david thewlis movie. we're going kino for kino, man. el camino, a breaking bad movie. that's not the movie. i was thinking of game night. there we go.
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