Quotes about “they have balls”
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2312.12
you would never buy korean snacks at costco because they would like probably only have shrimp chips and yangpa rings. and you would be like, what the hell? i was looking for home run balls. i was looking for turtle chips. they'd be like, sorry, ain't got them. i would at least like to get to the checkpoint flag before i have to end stream. i can't go over time because i got an optometrist appointment. ooh, that was clean for a second. costco did not have cat treats. that was very surprising to me.
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195.94
and as always, whenever you see me looking this way... can't be mad. ooooooooh! i think if he sank the 8 ball, is that an auto win for him or an auto win for us? pretty sure it's an auto win for us. oh baby, that would have been sweet. that would have been sweet. no doubt, you know, we're on the back burner here, but the thing is, the more balls they sink, the harder their remaining balls will be to sink.
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1491.680
boop. yeah, wireman, i totally agree. the spike balls should work like lethal league. you should be able to smack him around. it'd be so satisfying to like... the lob play. i know what that one is. you always did that when you were playing dodgeball in the rec leagues, right? you would have somebody throw up the dodge, like the lob for them to dodge, and then you hit them with the fastball right after. they'd have their hands up in the air and then you just grab them in the nuts. fucking suck their dick.
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1379.56
you know, we got a spirit heart back there. we might be able to make the dream work here. oh, they gave me a luck upgrade! you know just how to butter my biscuits, mister! go for it, dude. what do you got for me? balls of the one makes you small? i wish i knew how to quit you. should have gone with monkey's paw, dude. oh, you fucker. okay, well, we obviously like, come on, we can't go. let's not be ridiculous. don't do that, room. are you out of your minds? are you crazy?
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195.00
i had a, uh, i had a hydrosile. so one of my balls was like the size of a grape, the other one was like the size of a lemon. even now, like one of them is, they're asymmetrical. listen, i am genuinely pleading ignorance on this. i don't know if i, if you could, if there's people out there where you could show them a photo of balls and they would be like, wow, those are some nice looking balls. you could probably have some balls that are like, you know, wow, those balls are fucked up.
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963.12
if we don't, i will be very, very sad. i don't need to get that bomb. we do have a double trouble boss room, but it doesn't matter, as mentioned. another balls of steel pill, and a book of revelations charge that i'll just use immediately on the next floor. double widow. i was gonna say, i thought they might die in one hit. pretty close. we should have a deal with the devil here. or a deal with the angel. weird. i already took a deal with the devil via the krampus one, but i guess that doesn't count. dead dove! i almost blew that. shouldn't have done that. dead dove, i don't see a reason not to take it.
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406.46
and sometimes the dude would take the falafel balls and put them in the microwave right in front of you. and you went, yo dude, what the hell? yeah. well i didn't, i just went thank you sir, but. thank you sir, may the place have enough. yeah, no, i mean, you probably get that, but to honestly, most places don't even show you the kitchen here. really? yeah, they don't want you to see that. there's a little void here, but yeah, let's do it.
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584.78
i really do not want to leave you out in the lurch on this one. do you? how do you not know what i'm talking about? i mean, how flexible are you to see that in that specific moment? you know what i mean? i mean, you know, there are mirrors. plus, i mean, you can see your balls. i mean, they're right there. you know what i mean? they are right there. don't get me wrong. i usually have a top down view of that little area, though.
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678.46
like i'm genuinely surprised that when they sculpted michelangelo's david, who did that? they left the whole everything down there, you know what i mean? they could have just smoothed it out like an action figure and i think that would have been superior, quite frankly. they really should have. i mean, you know, made them like a little bit more... because i mean those balls are etched into eternity now. everyone's got to know about his tiny little nuts. yeah, precisely.
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10438.14
have, well actually elise got me these very nice stress relief balls that you squeeze. oh yeah, they're just like these little gel balls and they have three different resistance levels. what? they're smart balls? well, no they're just like, they have a different level of give to them, you know what i'm saying? when you squeeze it in, you're squeezed more, you know what i mean?
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2272.48
do they? i don't know. dude, that's the one thing i'm not gonna be able to help you with is synergies. is that correct, chad? the hammer and the nail have synergy, but i don't have the nail gun. oh! i don't have the nail gun. i was only giving it... yeah, that's why it was doing so good. temporarily. oh! because it was like, destroying. yeah, yeah, yeah. no, it normally sucks balls. dude, this is the smartest thing these developers have ever done.
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11782.58
in your balls? to make your dick hard. yeah, they put it in your sack. they put like a little pump in your sack. and then they were talking about how do you release it? and they got me thinking, do you have like an escape valve on your dick? so like when after you're done with it pumped up, you just go pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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459.52
ah, it's because for elderly people, they spend so much time in the hospital that they just get an association there. i see. hold on. i still think, let's go speak with james, then we'll go to simon and emma. what about when your balls blew up? okay, james is good. um, i mean, i probably did have a nurse, but i was also anesthetized, so... i don't remember.
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