Quotes about "they don't"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

160.320 you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and Search ↗
235.020 nl you follow denny's but not nick this is correct. they spend more time together that is that is actually untrue oh believe it or not for all the the living time that we have spent hanging out in person it's not that limited, but i don't know if i have been to denny's since we since we've known each other oh but you follow them on twitch. how did this happen? they did a stream that was like an old school arcade game and Search ↗
286.920 i'll make i exist stream. i don't actually know what's wrong with my stream because on my side everything is fine i think twitches having some ingest issues, but i don't know it's possible at which is having some ingest issues they might not be i can't say for sure i i also like october nick fall weather is a big one. you know i will say controversially. i don't really care for halloween i Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
739.080 i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two. Search ↗
1241.680 just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man. Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
2064.340 they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i Search ↗
2226.900 you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick. Search ↗
2286.600 better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though. Search ↗
2343.780 but it's by no means a must see. i watched like thundercats. i mean that's kind of the same era, right? right, but i'm speaking specifically about... gi joe? no, i mean, but like you're saying it's fucked up i didn't see transformers. it's not like i didn't watch any cartoons or something. i mean as a kid i'm just surprised you don't have that... it didn't appeal to me. it just looked like a really obvious marketing attempt. i mean maybe they all are, but that one seemed worse to me personally. i have no response for you, sir. Search ↗
2552.180 alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't Search ↗
2581.240 i think the reason there's no life counter, i don't know if it's intentional or if it was just a byproduct of how they formed the setup. because they have curses that make certain ui elements disappear, so i have a feeling they just triggered that to happen. so i don't know if they'd maybe have preferred to have the life counter or not. i'm kind of just speculating here. Search ↗
2641.480 lost has 0.5 spirit hearts, permanent hidden curse of unknown. yeah, right. that's why you can pick up the spirit hearts. it's not like you just can't have health. it's they get... you get health picked up and then it turns into a half spirit heart off screen. nick never noticed the times nine next to his health? i think he's talking about the lost. lost. where they specifically don't give you ui element. spider inside my dreams, i think i love you. you got it. make me wanna cry, make me wanna die. Search ↗
2996.860 as every video series has ever done. shouldn't have taken ippacak. could have been a contender on this run. did you see if someone could mass produce egg holders? you know the things they do for hard boiled eggs? it'll just be your head to hold an egg. that's like terrible merchandise. why don't you sell a bunch of rocks that just say rock lee smile on them? i mean, that's not a terrible idea, really. it's horrible. you can sell hard boiled eggs. you put them on the dashboard of your car, maybe. Search ↗
3030.220 we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh Search ↗
3137.340 i can't shoot. like, my shots are so big, i actually cannot fire them. set up a scene sort of like guardians of the galaxy where you got your tape deck and you're just jamming out by yourself. just enjoying how cool it is to have angst. how is this kid not dead? it's got his collar, obviously. surprisingly, like, difficult to not, you know, die when you can't shoot your weapon. or when your shots hit but they don't actually hit, instead they explode it on the wall so they don't do damage to the boss. Search ↗
3271.120 it should still kill them even when they're closed. it just makes sense to me. alright. papa john appreciates you, he does really. thank you very much to anonymous for a $15 donation earlier. fix your stream please, your soma playthrough is awesome. rocklancia, thank you. the stream was fixed for a while so thankfully i don't need to do that anymore. thank you very much to spoopyscaryskelaman for the $6.66 donation soon... Search ↗
3306.580 i like that. and also thank you to new spire for the $5 donation. hey nick, i caught the end of your beginner's guide playthrough and bought it right away. just finished playing through it myself. it made me cry a couple of times, or multiple times. that stuff is deep. it really is. i think for some people, they'll take this game kind of hard. and i think i was one of those people. it was good. definitely recommend it. don't spoil it for yourself if you can. i'm just telling people about beginner's guide. try not to spoil it. just buy it. Search ↗
3337.080 it's only $7.99 right now. the aliens are... allergic to water. i can't believe he would spoil the ending. ryuka! meow! kitty fell. how's it going, ryuka? meow, i like to sleep on top of the boxes next to you. that's very true. you having a good day? meow, i'm really fluffy. that's pretty much true as well. meow, sometimes i sit by the toilet for a long time because it's cool over there. yeah, they don't do that anymore. oh. Search ↗
4969.720 what is this mushroom man? i don't think we've seen this guy. he's dusting me! yeah, i got dusted. i got an achievement called get trippy and also forest shepherd. hmm, what's up with that? i don't know, it doesn't tell you what they do, it just says i got them. oh, my controls are fucking weird because of the trippiness. crab people? crab people. i don't think this guy dies. yeah, i got like crab people with me? Search ↗
5005.320 you need some hp, don't be afraid to rob a grave. nah, i never am. i don't know what these crabs do, i think they might just like follow me around a little bit. my critical damage has doubled or something. i think these are just some friends to have with you. you know your crit chance goes up the more successive hits you've done? i did not know that. also, i cannot run backwards anymore. oh, what's this? aw yeah, baby. what's that spell? you mean this spell? badass. that's pretty sweet. charge looks like it takes a while though. Search ↗
5359.100 i didn't mean to eat that burger sorry, i didn't hit anything find this surprising that there are funny hats to unlock as well and classes i know how you guys like hats. they're free. you don't have to pay extra for them how does nl lockpick with crab hands? maybe that's my problem. all you want to do is pinch. yeah pinch pennies pinch your money. hey one egg for you. oh, yeah, it's okay. that's for you. oh Search ↗
5782.400 guess if it gets too heavy your hips will break. what do you think about this thing right here? whoa the crabs cool. they'll break stuff sometimes. i hope one of these has a hamburger in it yeah, me too. and there's the male goose. you think that makes a difference? hey, hey, what do you think the candlestick does not break, but i do. i thought the candlestick did break though. nice don't Search ↗
6394.620 they just don't listen to their interviewees at all? well, once he's like, you know, he has scissors for hands, he thought she would have clued in, but i guess she just, it just hit her as a metaphor or something like that. or it's just like, i can't go off the rails because we have so little time to even banter anyway, so even if i knew what to say to you, it would waste time. yeah, i don't know man. it was pretty sweet. feels like a good, uh, what is it, uh, that uh, place that does the articles that i keep linking? verge. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

698.640 that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady. Search ↗
899.020 disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received! Search ↗
1421.000 not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just... Search ↗
1538.960 like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland. Search ↗
1645.300 well, i don't know. he might make it back. what about that owen wilson movie, right? here's my theory, is that captain james t. kirk doesn't make it back, casey affleck makes it back and has to be like, he has to break the news because he's got those doe eyes and he can be like this. right, right, right. i'm sorry, kate hudson. hey! what's better? fucking red flame or cat face? red flame. yeah, they're both pretty good though. this is also true. i took red flame. Search ↗
1691.800 josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about? Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
1823.420 i learned a lot about what is a natural resource except not actually. okay, yeah, i kind of hated that part. what is a natural resource? here's a list of four natural resources. you chose the wrong one. nick went to art school and took philosophy, tuition money well spent. you have to be aware that they don't just put you through only art classes. there's other classes involved. but who is they? yeah, the man. big pharma. Search ↗
2059.520 i eat eggs and potatoes. that would be an awesome breakfast. i would enjoy it. yeah, that sounds fantastic eggs and potato that protein you're gonna be fueled up. you're gonna have a great day. well, they don't that's all i want for you i just want you to have a good day. i don't know why you guys don't eat breakfast like oh Search ↗
2095.040 that's all. if you were lazy about it, i'd understand. but this whole, oh there's a demon that controls my hunger, i don't buy that at all. you're really harping on the demon thing, huh? i'm not really talking about a demon. i'm just throwing out, that's the most plausible explanation that i can see. so there's demons inside all of us? like a nine tailed fox? are they smarter than a fifth grader? nope. eat. asses and bananas. Search ↗
2329.100 i'm like, i'm just not interested in that. well i know but it's just cool looking, it's like look at this huge world you can ride a bike around in, i love that. why do you live in a huge world? so it's like whatever. midorisora, thank you very much for the subscription. curved horn or cancer, i don't know they're both great. it's cool for choice. what's your... i would say curved horn. yeah i need the damage more than i need the fire rate. Search ↗
2828.920 yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass. Search ↗
2855.880 someone said he burnt three apartments and one person died. no, i don't think that's true it's they said it was rebutted a bunch of times in the comments. that's misinformation. there's another fire that happened at the same time Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
2899.540 i mean there were people in his comments calling for his death, so... but they'll do that with just about anything, cause you know, the internet's awesome. yeah, the internet! it was an honest mistake, dawg. i know i don't read japanese, but i heard it somewhere else on the internet that it was just a prank. it was no big deal. yeah, just a prank. i don't speak japanese, but i heard he did it on purpose. i saw a picture of this lady's corpse. it was on fire. it was the first corpse that i could google. lady on fire. Search ↗
3123.060 yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh! Search ↗
3637.920 would you like a grand slamwich only available at denny's? that sounds amazing. i would love one. i don't know what it is, but i want it. there's no dip in that bowl! with the new pringles tostitos, you don't have to have a dip! you just dip and then doesn't need the dip! i put my hand up on your dip. when i dip, you dip, we dip. fuzzygecko55, thanks for the subscription. have they not appropriated that song yet for commercialization? no. Search ↗
3809.980 why? i mean you can see it's kind of funny. is it funny like happening for me? all i do now is watch people open battle for zendikar booster boxes on youtube anyway. and then i get mad if they open an expedition, but if they don't open an expedition by the end i'm like, why did i even watch this stupid fucking video? i honestly expect that those are the youtube videos that you do watch. dude, i'm fucking with you. Search ↗
3849.620 pulled him on one he opened 36 booster packs there was exactly the right number of cards in them you know i way and then then like anything cool happened. they probably weigh the cards right to make sure that enough yeah, hold on ulamog and gideon and an ob nixilis reignited and a couple of dual. oh you got the ob nixilis reunited ulamog is a dick ulamog i would like to get ulamog. we don't have it yet though that's funny z. thank you very much for the subscription. oh Search ↗
3961.440 got em! hee hee! is that a character? they are doing michael jackson impressions as if we're not gonna get sued. who would sue michael jackson? oh, i've killed myself. that's a load of horse hockey! i don't understand how Search ↗
4056.560 the opinion's colored. i'd be so in, i would open like ten booster boxes. you're enabling them. don't do it. i'm for it! i'm voting with my dollars. don't do it. they'd work like goblins. it'd be pretty good. we can just make our own. that's true. Search ↗
4730.680 that's bullshit that you don't float with with that's never float except for when they do well. i should fly together. oh my god i had fucking nerves of steel there. oh, i'm the greatest. i don't think that was proper i think it was i uh i ducked there you probably oh i forgot about the damn spikes. i ducked under that hey you should have quacked under it. yeah, you're already a duck. oh Search ↗
5286.840 this is a great time to pimp the crab bucket industries t shirt over at the district lines comm slash northern line because that's exactly what the hell just happened right there full on crab and bucket strategies there do whatever strategies they like? yeah, especially if i win thank you. yeah thank you for your seven months in the row supporting me. thank you. yeah, chris yeah, i get to use that don't go Search ↗
5458.600 that's frogbird. oh yeah, thanks windows. microsoft recommends that you reserve your copy of windows 10. no! yeah, they might run out. if you don't pre order one, they might not have one for you when you want it. i'm not hitting start anymore to continue because this is what brings us out to the menu every time. yeah, that's a good point. it's like, uh, speedrunners. yeah, that's true. splooge runners. splooge runners! sploogecomers. you won't be caught up in us, sploogerunners. Search ↗
5655.980 does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

282.700 when does that actually come out or is that the problem? mmm, it's i don't think it has a date yet quarter one or something or something quarter four i don't i don't i think you were right. i think that's partially the problem it is okay i play hard then a few levels and it seemed pretty well made when i played it yeah, i just don't know they're gonna go ahead and lance that well there goes my devil deal i am i'm a little skeptical that i'm gonna get my own as well. i Search ↗
893.320 we also play a lot of indie games which don't cost as much thankfully. and they send us to them, like they send it to us for free. so i'm not gonna try to act like uh... Search ↗
1610.720 you know economy probably yeah scrunch legs if they're sending you first class i want to get in touch with whoever you got negotiating that i don't need first class but you know those those business seats are kind of nice so the little extra leg room my feet just go numb if i can't move them around a little bit underneath me it's fair Search ↗
1753.140 what this is a weird lost art. thank you very much daddy's little donger for the subscription. that is a great it's so many familiars. they're one two three four five six familiars following me around we are not streaking at the moment guys, so don't worry. i'm not losing my my 125 right now Search ↗
1999.560 i just want to hang out with mca hammer's pants, i don't care about... yeah? you don't need the man, just the pants. i'm a little scared of what's hanging out of mca hammer's pants. hammers. they're like parachute... things. you wanna drop them out of a plane and see if it really works? maybe. it's called a micro bait. Search ↗
2019.400 if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know. Search ↗
2213.580 the guitars have freestyle solos, but there's an option to turn that off supposedly because i was like they give you a guitar solo and i'd be like you know i really don't want to just hammer one note and then play the whole solo on the whammy bar right and still get there like awesome solo i'm like i just hit yellow and then whammy every like quarter note. whammy! like i bought this game to be given directions not just whale on another note. yeah, and you're like if i'm playing Search ↗
2287.140 i don't know the controllers fighting me back. it just goes with it. i also prefer the the tap frets like they're just easier to use in my opinion, but oh did they get rid of those shitty things? they had in the end of the guitar hero franchise where it was like you scribble lines with the touchpad i hated that there that is definitely not terrible yeah, it was really dumb, and i'm glad that it's gone if it is gone. oh good an angel room is the lost let's do it Search ↗
2501.380 so he's not saying just like go play a real one which because that's kind of douchey but i just feel like i would learn better from lessons if i wanted to do that. also they're just different things like you don't always want to play guitar just for fun but you might just want to kind of tune out and just dick around with guitar hero or rock band. there does take some concentration to like trying to create sounds that sound pleasing to the ear whereas the other one you're just pressing a button. yeah. Search ↗
2745.440 it's uh, yeah, i mean it mostly comes down to the track list for me. i'm like, four non blondes, what's up is fun to sing. and then you've got that song, they got like a lot of songs from the 80s that you don't know the name of but when you hear it you're like, oh, you know, i just wanna lose your love tonight. that kind of stuff. and you're like, well, you know, it's no sister christian, but i remember, i know this song. Search ↗
3081.180 interesting choice there. we had a restaurant on the street called casablanca. that's pretty sweet. yeah, except nobody went to it so they ended up changing their name to casba. i think the idea of like... oh they're rocking. yeah, like i don't... i've never been in there but i feel like they're having some like identity issues. oh shit. i don't want to fight you adversaries. pretty sure that's been pancakes guys. Search ↗
3874.700 one half that is traveling towards another fraction. that's less than 135 miles per hour and when they collide maybe they'll make a whole number if they believe i hope so jesus nl is so slow that i'm getting tired just watching him fly i don't even understand that one, but i i feel the same way. i'm getting exhausted well Search ↗
4032.520 why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so. Search ↗
4255.460 i just found ludo first room with the zazzle. i can't stress enough to you how long it fucking takes me to get taurus charged up. i can only imagine. it's actually like, 55 seconds. don't know if i'm fast enough to get out of the way of these little ghosts. get out of here! today's a silly day. it is a silly day. let's apologize to team17 for not playing worms. i hope they're doing alright. Search ↗
4322.120 and slightly huger yes they're magic much for this is my magic much boys i can't get out of the way of these fucking gates open the gates i really hope that i don't have to go this way oh man we killed one don't fuck it up your eyes curious guys i'm looking forward to little girdlings being fixed whatever so many people's days or what's going to be the fix Search ↗
4358.240 if you hug the left or the right wall and press against it, they don't charge at you. so... they're gonna charge at you. sounds like a feature as far as i'm concerned. yeah, i'm fine with it being broken. greed! why?! my rim is expanding and contracting now. this again. so no, well it's a different rim though. this one's darker. oh, the dark rim. okay. it's made of lasers. is this your pacific rim or your skyrim? um... Search ↗
4394.080 it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh. Search ↗
4808.020 people tell me they give like spanish like lady product ads and i get really weird ones that people say lady products like tampons. yeah, but like in spanish. oh, yeah, i don't know get nl on programming that i don't think he wants to make a tetris widget for me oh, i didn't download worms. all right. give me a minute. we're gonna race. i'm gonna race against nobody. oh Search ↗
5334.280 think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh Search ↗
5593.640 no stranger ever wants good things from you. i wish that it was not the case, i wish that we could all hang out together and have fun, but there's a couple bad apples spoiled a whole bunch. oh come on! it's like an 80 degree angle. i don't know what would have pushed me off there. i don't even think a poke would have done it. or a hadouken. or you know they need directions. yo, get a phone. Search ↗
5620.900 sometimes they gotta give you a mixtape. yeah, if they wanna give you a mixtape, you give them the x. if they say, hey where's this? first off, i don't want people asking me for directions. me ignoring them is a good thing, because i would be like, it's fucking like two blocks away from here, and then i'd be like, oh wait, it's like 20 blocks in the other direction. i'm a liability when it comes to directions. but it's like 90% of people are carrying phones, 95 maybe, are carrying phones in their pockets. Search ↗
5665.920 but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s. Search ↗
5749.620 what if i come up to you and i say, i'm a huge fan, give me your money? that would be unfortunate. that would really mess you up, i think. that would mess everybody up. yeah, i would get a complex about that. that's too much pressure. i don't like that at all. oh, this is silly. people are like, you know, might be a huge douchebag. you know, if someone comes up to you on the street, in like downtown vancouver at least, they don't want directions. they know they could go to a tim hortons and be like, hey, where do i go? that was a great shot. i thought it was, but... or was it? Search ↗
5780.260 they want to hide in the corner. especially if somebody says, it sounds really callous, but if somebody's like, excuse me, can you help me? then you're like, sorry, i don't speak english. what kind of help? no, you've already gone too far. alright, this is the worst worm they could have given me right now. thank god. Search ↗
6133.320 fire what if there was a fire? i think they would run i don't know and i don't envy that position to be in if there ever was a fire that would be awful we're gonna blow our load early here Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

409.380 lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses. Search ↗
546.980 i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done. Search ↗
652.900 the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there. Search ↗
707.620 and i don't even mind salty breakfast or anything. oh that came out weird wait a minute nick first off salty breakfast secondly the sushi the rotary sushi place you went to was it yoshi? yeah, what's the sushi? yeah? that's the one that i would do in london as well they're quite good in yo, sushi is like it's real pricey very pricey, but it was a nice experience the everyone in there was lovely i Search ↗
853.300 cbs cbs and bs that would be a great show they if they like one another you don't know that they don't maybe they do i don't know that they don't either i've been finding little brimstone as my second familiar lately. it's very annoying yeah, i mean, it's i mean, it's not not annoying. it's not that bad. i'm still happy to have it as your second familiar though, it's kind of like a step back in your in your pod, you know, i Search ↗
909.000 don't forget that dick hammer, but dick hammers name doesn't have an s in it. so that's the dh yeah, cba cbs and dh. that's okay it sort of works and cbs and bbs are kind of like conjoined so they're the same really i agree yeah, i could have like a c in parentheses bs right then that covers for one deal. she's like isaac trading cards isaac streaming trading cards now would be pretty sweet. oh Search ↗
940.460 we ordered some magic the gathering cards, and when they came, they included like a token card that was like of one of their staff members. it was obviously like an inside joke, but i was like, i don't get this at all. we live across the country, i never met this guy. it was a nice gesture, i guess, but at the same time we threw it in the trash, i think. well, that's kind of sad. i'm sure it meant something to somebody, though. i mean, i agree with that, yeah, but it wasn't me. Search ↗
1304.900 some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people. Search ↗
1540.540 at least we got one transformation here. it's not the right one, but... you got lord of the flies? i got lord of the flies, man. oh! i got big fan and revenge fly, and i don't even know what the other one was. you know, i still don't know exactly what lord of the flies does. i don't understand it yet either. you fly, and if an enemy creates flies, they become your flies. Search ↗
1601.080 he was a doctor, he could theoretically have murdered someone in the hospital. that's, i mean, well whether or not it's murder i guess remains to be seen, but... yeah, does it count as murder if a doctor kills someone by accident? uh, probably like, uh, professional negligence. malpractice, but uh, i don't know, murder. i mean if you just like shot him in the head, they would probably consider that murder. put him out of his misery. Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2303.720 you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool. Search ↗
2348.840 yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that. Search ↗
2873.220 like, i'm still getting like the occasional weirdness, like video, not video, but visual artifacts, but as long as they don't show up in videos, i don't give a shit. well that's not so good. yeah, there's, i don't know. this thing probably like, in december i should format the shit out of it, and then just start zero. but for now, it's doing fantastically, thanks to the efforts of my lovely wife. Search ↗
3188.580 i meant the one that goes around your head. oh those ones yeah, this the it looks like the pillow you if you have hemorrhoids that you sit on but you carry around your neck i didn't like understand those i thought people were just silly and they brought them on because like i don't know why i just like a silly pillow yeah, no very sensible. they have a reason and it's pretty good reason yeah kate uses one of those from time to time i just like i can't sleep on flights, so i just i Search ↗
3752.040 i don't know enough about sports to really answer that. sorry. like don't they have... wouldn't that mean that they have like a lot of travel or something? that's the way it seems to me. like in the nhl it's separated by geography. mostly. yeah, yeah. new york's a pretty big state. yeah, but the mets play in like brooklyn or something and then the yankees play in like brooklyn. i don't know. queens maybe. shit. well that sounds like a lot of shit then. Search ↗
3780.100 no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl! Search ↗
3990.140 although if they actually wanted to send me red bulls i probably would work out a deal with them because they drink a lot of them are kind of expensive. that's an expensive good. there's no question about it. they feel a little bit like fuel energy like units sometimes that i need them to do stuff. yeah, fuel units man. we don't even need money anymore. why don't we just call them fuel units? wish these jokers would stop jumping. fucking eight jokers jumping. it's not even christmas right now. Search ↗
4231.240 i don't know what i did before they had a favorites list on steam. i had to go through the list and find them alphabetically. that was a lot of work. alright, there we go. oh, this game's perfect for webcam too, because it's got these slots on left and right, so my head goes right in the side there. perfect. someone tell nick to stop peeing on the floor. well, i hear clacking. lines from the nlss quoted me as saying, that was not a red bull ad, i just have red bull here. Search ↗
4305.880 i'm like half and half and half on that one. we're talking about the lines from the nlss quotes. some of them feel a little arbitrary and some of them feel like they're right on. i've seen some good ones and then some... some ones where i'm like out of context. i don't think it does it. what the heck man? sam the stripping, important question. what's better waffles or pancakes? he does a twitter poll. pancakes 54 to 46 right now. i like them both. Search ↗
4479.100 i won't stand for the slander on my watch. there's a lot of entire countries that would really hate you for saying that. i don't understand the the crepe hate. they can be savory, they can be sweet. yeah, they're very versatile. they are what you want them to be. how could you be anti crepe? it's some kind of like elitism or superiority shit. like i'm not into it, whatever they're talking about. nick, how much hp do you lose on your average downwell run? Search ↗
4655.360 and sausages you get the most i think, they're still pretty good. but then there's like peameal bacon or canadian bacon sometimes. but usually it's like an extra, you know, buck fifty or two bucks. but you get like the equivalent amount of food of sausage with similar taste to bacon. so it's a complicated question. i've never had the peameal bacon so i don't know how to register that on my breakfast scale. sometimes the breakfast places will just offer ham as well and you're like, you know, no. Search ↗
5474.440 probably something else i'm not remembering. what's up with the spoons? the souvenir spoons are like... who's using those souvenir spoons? i've never seen one of those, you know, in the wild. you give them to people older than you and then they go away forever. yeah, they get put in a box. they go in the attic or in the shed or in the storage compartment somewhere. this is from the time my friend went to boise. i don't understand a souvenir spoon, a fridge magnet i get. Search ↗
5506.280 a shot glass i don't really get. not that it seems like wrong, it just seems like kind of an arbitrary choice for a souvenir. they're a thing that people use not super regularly and tend to collect, i guess, because, you know, you want to show off your collection of shot glasses when you're drinking. you have a little fun drinking story. yeah, that makes sense. i think that's as far as that goes, but i agree, it's pretty arbitrary. that's fair, that's fair. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
1108.580 i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill Search ↗
1721.240 oh yeah, i guess i would call him an honorary ninja as well. he's like a cyborg ninja or something. yeah. raiden? yeah, mark of the ninja, strider. strider's legit. strider i'll give you for sure. warframe is a ninja. warframe is the dude's name? they're all various warframes. oh. what animal are you most scared of? what about ani musha? sorry to talk about this animal thing. i forgot about it. no, i don't really care about the animal thing. that's fine. Search ↗
2025.220 well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess. Search ↗
2569.380 well, i'm liking these batteries because i keep using them to get crystal ball health. but then i have to keep fucking going all the way back to the item room so i can get my friendship box. it sucks. they don't sound like batteries to me, they sound like gooderies if you ask me. i feel like... that was actually really good. i like that one. i also like josh's reaction to that one, especially with it. Search ↗
2630.300 so if you get like a mom's contact then enemies get frozen by the cthulhu. but all of your familiars will get doubled with the space bar item. not doubled. someone in my chat told me to tell you that you suck at cthulhu. no, or lilith. i'm sorry. i suck at people keep saying i suck at lilith. i don't know man. they might be right. Search ↗
2653.080 i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god. Search ↗
2681.840 they used to give me blue hearts, now they gave me a card heart. it's not even a heart. yeah, they gave you a heart on. heh heh. i don't get it. alright. let's double my friends now. lilith is in yeah, double robobaby 2.0. in case you just wanted to like, lose all face in humanity. fuck off into a corner two times as fun. what's robobaby 2.0? 2.0? you leave it, uh, like you can direct it with your own Search ↗
2753.820 are you gonna stick with it? nah, i don't want to but i mean it's the second floor so i can't just quit, you know? it's actually like it unpleasantly gives me the feeling of being in an actual fire. oh, come on! i just can't see and it's real smoky. it's very smoky. i mean i guess if that's what they're going for then that's fine. yeah, they got this smoke going for them but... they nailed the smoke! you're gonna get some ptsd from this shit. Search ↗
3697.800 they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true Search ↗
3914.680 you're better at wrestling stories than wrestling is. so what i don't get is like when people tweet, they're like, man, there's like some real controversy with kane right now. so no, i mean the controversy with kane is just like kane. just fucking you're old, dude. admit it. what are you doing? oh, he's old, okay. like we're not interested in kane. we've had kane for 15 years. oh, i see, yeah. and like there's not, i mean, what can you, i mean. yeah, so low. Search ↗
4356.720 it's from like the 80s i think or maybe early 90s. was hugh jackman in it? yeah, they're like their car breaks down or crashes or something and then they get in with some family who's having a christmas dinner and they take care of them for a while and they don't want to tell them they're thieves. is it harry and the hendersons? definitely not that. Search ↗
4532.120 nothing, i don't play fair. i'll play by the rules rick's like your eyes local style what's like i don't know this thing like comes out of the ground it pisses out yellow piss worms and by piss worms i mean piss flies is it an enemy is it a bottle that shoots out piss flies? yeah? yeah, you got to kill the bottle before the piss flies stop they're actually corn flies. it's the name of the game. oh, it's be for dummies or guffees paw oh Search ↗
4658.420 i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine. Search ↗
4690.400 i don't have the lost unlock. oh yeah. i'd still beat your ass if i had. would you? yeah. it's like an un re gave. give me your save. i'm not gonna give you my save, just download it on the internet. why? i didn't want your save. go to torrance.ru and then... i'm gonna go to torrance.nl. netherlands, man. that's pretty good. they don't have internet there. oh good. the lost isaac's heart. that seems like a good choice. tell you what, i'll probably just restart that one right away. Search ↗
4789.340 come on, you turd. what is your problem? i'm calling things turds because they're poop. so violent on a regular and irregular basis. i don't like foul movements. this runs pretty good. i just took capricorn over vr headset. is that a good thing? i mean it might be a good thing but it's like bad for your psyche because vr headsets real fun. oh. vr headset might be better. i'm not sure though. capricorn's real good though. Search ↗
4858.220 i don't think i get it. he goes, can a corner and i'll be alright. i don't get it either. and then he always tells me it's from ready to rumble or something. it's not from ready to rumble. is that what kane says? kane is not in ready to rumble. that's the wcw movie. demon kane. demon kane, yeah. corporate kane and demon kane are different people. they, well, they're the same but you can't tell that to corporate kane because he doesn't know the difference. Search ↗
5014.520 mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh Search ↗
5203.740 and then that's it. that's their story. you know that nelly song on so fly? it's about him. snoop doggy dogg and dr. drave got your back. no, they're just at the door. yeah, i don't know where that got your back come from. pill mimic. i think luck down pills are pretty bad, right? i would recommend not taking them, yeah. alright. you want a pill mimic? i'm still trying to get a big slander of... Search ↗
5230.600 you're talking dr. dre. i thought they had my back all this time. they're not at your door to do anything. they're literally just ready to make an entrance back on up. what's blue time? is it blue time? what's blue time? i don't know, is it blue time? i blue time. look at my fucking face right now, chad. look at this shit. what is even this? so i can reroll blue time to m. what's the... what's dial m for murder? what's devil m? Search ↗
5687.720 that's a bit of a stretch, josh. i don't know. i've seen a blue vagina or two. here you go. your first winner is matt64. i thought you were gonna say matt cap, who actually worked on the game, and i'd say, matt, give it back! matt64, i'm sending you two codes. here you go. if they don't work, you bug tyrone about it. that's code one done. Search ↗
6545.840 and he's like, i want $1500 for this aerosmith shirt. and the guy was like, let me call my friend who's an expert on rock and roll music. and his friend is like, yeah, this is like a one of a kind shirt from like before they were even really that famous. and it's signed by everybody. wow. and then he's like, sweet, how much is it worth? he's like, i don't know, like 50 bucks. Search ↗
6921.780 have you talked to him within the last hour? no, i was here with you. just sayin'! oh, here's the october dlc for rock band. what do we got in there? i don't like any of this. still watchin'. weird al yankovic, my own eyes. they do have love in an elevator now by aerosmith. they don't have, they don't know. now it's love in an elevator, livin' it up while you're goin' down. that's the one. Search ↗
7414.460 one being one of the eight people who saved me immensely during the time of my computer troubles. why would you murder me? i also want to shout out my lovely wife who also saved me during my time of need. i guess i'll just kill myself. i was laying down on the ground there and it uh... josh, give ryath your audio settings. they're perf. i don't want josh's audio settings. oh good throw. but they're perf. what is what is this? why can't i do anything? i'm the awfulest. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

84.480 i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs. Search ↗
141.220 hates, um, bob ross. i don't know why. hater and b rater. i can't believe they would. thank you arrowhood cobra and also some guy... oh, i'm not even on green mode, this is just normal mode. oh, you did it wrong. thank you, um, mathis games as well for the subscription. much appreciated. who's that? yeah, i've never heard of him. Search ↗
479.960 i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not. Search ↗
781.340 i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
1094.020 169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm. Search ↗
1299.540 can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to... Search ↗
1766.540 see that on youtube sometimes like oh, i'll look up buying of isaac content it'll be someone i've never heard of and i'm like well that's cool, and then i'm like i don't speak this language. it's still a lot of germans watch the american versions of the stream though like of isaac because they understand english now. i'm just ignorant american i don't speak bilingual so but i go in there he speaks english whenever i talk and stuff in there and oh really it's nice Search ↗
1793.700 i mean, i'm always impressed that like so many europeans can speak multiple languages. i know it makes me feel ignorant but like we don't have to not that that's a great attitude to have but like it's very rarely come up we would like whenever you travel overseas people if you speak english. they're like okay. i'll talk to you you don't have to talk to me like i'll make an effort. yeah, you idiot. i found a purple black box with purple edges what is that? Search ↗
2194.840 it looks cool though. it does look cool. it's got cool points. if i d100 myself into an item, does it unlock on my log, do you know? i don't know. it's okay, i can just check afterward. i d100'd the other day and i got real platinum god before i even had all the items. so that sounds like maybe a yes then. i heard that's happened to some people though. they'll just like pick up one item and then it's like, real platinum god, you did it! wow, you worked hard. now stop playing. Search ↗
2695.720 yeah. actually don't though. that's the original i asked for. let's just say we did and not... oh my dick shoots prop tosis. they nerf prop tosis a little bit. no! what have you got your balls tattooed like the bottom of brimstone's icon and then your dick tattooed like brimstone? please. your dick tattooed like brimstone. yeah. nice. Search ↗
2727.840 and then before you ejaculated, you injected like red food coloring into the tip of your dicks so it was like a laser came out. oh my god. i'm just these are good business ideas, man. i don't think they are, actually. consider it. you can probably get a modeling job if you get that kind of plastic surgery done. some kind of niche website. brimstuff.com Search ↗
2919.680 i also got, um, not sticky bomb shots, but, um, sticky bombs? like bi uh... spider bombs that stick to things? is that ? yeah. sounds fun. okay. i'm just making sure it's like an actual thing that exists. is that the name that spider bombs that stick to things? it's something along those lines. like a josh item. it really does sound like a josh item. hello, sacred heart. come to papa. i don't know what they're like. Search ↗
3357.880 like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone Search ↗
3731.320 i don't know, i think we've tapped this well dry just about guys. the dick? not the dick well, but this shop well. we have really blown through it. you better water those begonias. wait no, i rolled my d20. it won't get you if you use it. yes they are. Search ↗
3785.880 i've heard that there's some good stuff relating to that item. i've never had it myself. what the hell does it do? it has a four room recharge. use it. what does it do? please save. please say oh like i thought i meant like you know control s. please save us. save us! evan! what does it mean? don't use it they say. Search ↗
3820.980 oh god. just don't. okay, i trust that whoa! my tears are freaking out. oh my goodness. i hear box of friends is now a four room charge, but once every three times you use it, it uses the three room charge krampus' head from before they nerfed that. Search ↗
3873.440 throbbing manhood. thank you very much for the subscription like a lot of like twitch channel. it was apparently it is they subscribed it's like exclusively penile related subscriptions today. they're wrong with that not solid money in the bank, baby we don't need to exit the game if we go to the next floor auto saves guys thank you perfect game hunter for the seven months in a row man mighty fine. yeah, what if they were the perfect milk hunter? oh? Search ↗
4106.360 let's get on with it i suppose. i'm like the ultimate holy warrior right now. was there a patch that added even more items? yes, i believe they added like 20 more items last night. yeah, a whole bunch. was that the introduction to you're beautiful by james blunt? you're beautiful. i don't know. probably not. got the mama card. i don't think that does shit. Search ↗
4506.740 it just arbitrarily seemed to spawn a bunch of troll bombs that killed everything on the screen. that might just be one cave. like there is a wave that's just full of them. right, yeah. could have been that. but it could have been that as well. why'd you ditch box of friends? because people said they wanted me to d4. as lilith, i don't know man. broke after four that time! no! it's like five minutes of work and four cents. it's like a dollar an hour. Search ↗
4542.740 napoleon i'm still waiting for napoleon dynamite too. they're gonna make it right after austin powers 4 man you know i googled austin powers the other day and the number two result is austin powers the spy who shagged me ahead of austin powers international man of mystery yeah, i don't support this you don't have a choice. this is the reality austin powers international man of mystery is a much superior film to austin powers the spy who shagged me think so absolutely Search ↗
4815.200 chad, should i keep d4ing this run or are you happy with the monstro's long circle of protection now? let me know. do you know if when you reroll with a d4 does it keep items in their pool? like if you reroll one angel item do you get one angel item? i'm pretty sure they... i don't know but i know they fixed it like making all the runs end or the item pool like finish so you can keep rerolling with the d100 and never hit rock bottom. yeah that is good. that's what i heard. get over here. Search ↗
4849.580 let's go kill greed like 250 more times, guys. never stop d4. alright, here we go. oh look, i have mom's knife now. that's normally good. i kinda don't even like it anymore. it's normally good but i have it on incubus. i mean, it isn't combo as cool as like the tiers combo with each other. it combos decently, but... oh shit, i think they modified it. i can't shoot my knife. as lilith, it's pretty... you can't shoot it! Search ↗
4884.200 that is really bad. your little baby can shoot it, right? no. it's stuck on him now. i think they patched it. maybe you have monstro's lung so it takes forever to shoot. nope, nope. oh wait, what's this? i have the bullseye one. does that maybe do it? mmm. yeah, so you just, you put that bullseye like in a direction, but maybe it just doesn't actually shoot for you. no, i don't have a bullseye though. there's no reticle. that's very strange. yeah, something's broken there. i don't know quite what. Search ↗
5113.600 you break the game for an hour. it's acting but cheese it and then they fuck your cheese up okay it's seraphim. it's a new item. okay, also a bummer the cambian conception silkworms don't get doubled with box of friends mind you they do still stick around for like the entire floor i guess which is pretty sir a long time at least but 15 10 4 2 Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

23.460 nick why don't you provide me with a seed? yeah, michael al fox may join us. you wanna do something weird and play a challenge with me? no, because youtube will be very mad if i do a challenge not on the youtube file. don't do everything they tell you to do, they're stupid. they pretty much pay every single one of them. they're still stupid. uh, let's see... maggie on greed mode? uh, i don't want to be like... Search ↗
215.900 lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright. Search ↗
371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
436.540 your mom was high as hell when i fucked her last night. yo, dog, that's there's some uncomfortable, uh, you know, interpretations of that, uh, that message there. i don't understand, did someone even say high as hell? did i say high as hell? did chad say high as hell? maybe they didn't met us, you just say somebody fucked your mom for no reason. and she's your mom's addicted to needle drugs. ooh, that's pretty rude. Search ↗
558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
976.580 two buttons full of spikes you hit the two buttons and the spikes stay up permanently mmm. that's not how that's supposed to work. yeah, they're up and now i have to take damage a bunch of times. i think i have to go through this room more than once that's um the spikes are supposed to stay here on those spikes are supposed to go down. oh, they don't hurt me they're like the fucking super metroid spikes when you get the gravity suit all right. that's cool tyrone trolling me again Search ↗
1009.180 it's the 110th time he's done that. they're not actually there, you can walk through the spikes. there you go. very tricky. confirmed. they're saying it like that's common knowledge that i should know the spikes aren't there. dude, the game's been out for four days, nick! how do you not know this? it's really weird. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? oh man, i should have used this on the last floor. that's okay. Search ↗
1274.800 yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i Search ↗
1380.340 it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh Search ↗
1542.880 it's like you pack a chainsaw and you got no ass to skin raw. i've been there. who hasn't been there? love these bloops on gchat. these fuckers don't talk all day. they know what an analysis is. yeah, as soon as the stream starts they go boop, boop. i don't blame them. what is this little item over here? curse of the tower, you feel cursed. oh. usually you don't give people curses they can see and then not pick up. yeah, i don't know about curse of the tower, honestly. Search ↗
1939.700 why is so people have told me mob the void pays out with black hearts. where are my black hearts? apparently they're up your butt and around the corner. i no longer i don't have any black hearts. oh, i'm freaking dead! alright. but then i respawned with nine lives. i don't know what to do. i'm not gonna fight this guy nine times. freaking die every time. i've been in that spot a few times. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Search ↗
2138.940 i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush. Search ↗
2743.720 it's like they forgot the order or something? i don't really get how that happened if that's the case. antimonum. thank you for the subscription. i mean, i don't know, doesn't that... the rules card gets unlocked from a challenge, right? i can't remember. yeah, i can't remember either. i thought it was progression based. maybe, like, runes got unlocked through challenges. maybe a rules card doesn't. i don't remember. maybe it unlocks when the angel statues break or something. it's possible. i don't recall. Search ↗
3072.560 yeah, you get to get the fight stain. that's pretty sweet. remember stain? what happened to those guys? uh, they were so sincere, but i just don't think time could allow them to stay alive. it's been a while since i heard about them. their number one song was called been a while. i think they also had one called mud shovel. oh man! they changed their tone drastically from their first to second albums. they used to be just very like, really just like, shitty metal. Search ↗
3334.620 most of them are pretty pretty garbage. they're just not really a mechanic i'm interested in and they don't really help the game at all tyrone get rid of all the farts no more farts tyrone this runs off the fucking rails man that's probably good. there were previously rails, and it has just said i don't even know what a rail is is that some kind of primitive transportation network that we had before elon musk's president elon musk's hyperloop took off now everybody takes the hyperloop to the grocery store and Search ↗
3992.960 more holy tears! oh i do have bloody lust, you're right. he's giving me some... some big damage bonus here. freaking continuum, man. gotta go for the angel piece. yeah, then re roll it. no, they stick around through d4, don't they? not anymore, i think. oh, that's shitty. yeah. Search ↗
4219.640 i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good. Search ↗
4382.180 the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do. Search ↗
4829.780 what happened on the subway? elbows or something? just slowness. they've been doing a lot of track upgrades and stuff lately. so they have to run at a fairly reduced speed. i respect it, but it's also frustrating at some times. yeah. they don't want to snap everybody's neck simultaneously, i guess. wow. i'll do that for them if they want. there you go. it's easy money. he beat me. that was rebirth? Search ↗
5374.940 strip naked and then installed this game. uh, why? why naked though? so i could put new clothes on. you're gonna be naked from the waist down, nobody will know. they sure maybe i am. okay, press left and right to walk. press up to read the sign. well, i did that. don't get me wrong, i would love to learn how to store items with unfortunately the controls that we set are not working. why naked? i don't know because it didn't let me jump. oh, left triggers jump. sweet. Search ↗
5538.900 i thought a yellow is what blows stuff up. is that a speed or a... temple bar? okay, i get what they want me to do here. i thought i was supposed to eat that berry thing to jump higher, but they wanted me to throw it under me so i could jump that way. yeah, yeah. i don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but they do say that on the sign. i don't read signs. you don't read signs? no. i saw the sign. fox, what's your favorite ace of base song? uh, i don't have one. Search ↗
5577.640 that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a. Search ↗
5965.320 how do i just like okay drop it no store i want to store it it's unfortunate every time we start this game is like some silly thing that makes us angry for a minute because it's still a really good game it's just hard to give a really positive impression when you're struggling with the controls every time yeah especially i felt bad cuz we've already done the tutorial stuff before like right they added a tutorial afterward or something all right, no you don't understand. i don't want to do this oh Search ↗
6312.820 i'm like, oh, these... i don't think i've ever even ordered hot mustard before from mcdonald's. dude, hot mustard is the king of dips. hot mustard's pretty good, but it's not the best. yeah, see, it's not the best. you gotta get the chipotle cheddar. what is a better dip? chipotle cheddar. what, they don't have chipotle cheddar at mcdonald's? well, then you just get some you fucking southwest get some special sauce son of a bitch. and dip it in that. i agree about the chipotle cheddar. Search ↗
6376.440 you know you go to some countries and they got like... stuff. beer. yeah. okay, there's about a hundred dogs in this room. i i'd like how in the hell am i? five, six, seven, eight there's eight dogs on my screen. nine dogs! i'm dead. i don't get on the tutorial like how you're supposed to... i tried to jump on the beetle like it was mario. didn't work. i don't get it. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

186.540 maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad? Search ↗
416.480 uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah. Search ↗
446.220 see, i have still, i don't understand the purpose of a rug. it's like they cover hardwood. yeah, but why don't you just have hardwood? like hardwood is very... i don't know, why don't you just put it on your jeans? because you... cold feet, man. you don't want to have cold feet. i'd rather just buy slippers. they're like a mobile rug. you can have both. slippers is like a rug to go. i like that a lot. that's very dimitri martin of you, actually. i appreciate that. Search ↗
549.880 oh, i got that too! i don't think there's any mushrooms i won't like. i'll probably think of a couple. i don't like any mushrooms on my pizza. whaaaat? yeah, i'm not for that either. i'm not about that. yeah. mushrooms to me, they just taste like dirt. Search ↗
823.440 yeah, lambs are sheep. they're baby sheep. lambs are baby sheep or are lambs and sheep two different things? they're baby sheep. i'm quite entertained by you guys trying to figure this out. but like when you go to a restaurant they're always like a lamb. they don't say like... you want the baby meat? it's tender. you know veal? they freaking lock that baby calf or whatever down. Search ↗
908.640 it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer. Search ↗
935.980 i've never vocalized that interaction before, but i've totally had it about a dozen times, like, every day. yeah, it's common. what about, like, you know, someone asks you, like, forget what someone said or you don't know what someone said, and then they repeat it, and you didn't hear them the second time? oh yeah. and then you're just like, ahhh! you just, like, give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going, please let them not call me on what i just said. Search ↗
1020.440 so i think you really have to just like go super alpha on someone if you don't hear them the second time. you gotta be like, yo speak up! speak up! oh yeah, then that'll put the insecurity in them instead of them putting it on you. yeah. well, sorry stuart little, couldn't hear ya. maybe you can speak up a little bit. and then they, you know. Search ↗
1358.700 weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh Search ↗
1381.520 but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know. Search ↗
1486.880 this is how they say it is a breaker. they think it's cool. they still use ham radio cuz skype's garbage they don't want to get served the video ads based on their conversations. that makes the only your form of communication left pretty reasonable Search ↗
1530.560 well, i don't know. do you want like hepatitis c if you maintain your youth? well if i live forever, what do i care about hepatitis c? i guess so. but then what if you passed your hepatitis c off to someone that you liked? well then can they live forever too if i just give them some of my blood? yeah? well this seems like it would be like if only you had this opportunity. not like the world. okay, well they didn't say that specifically did they dude? well they said would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? Search ↗
1734.900 oh, whoa! did not expect things to be living in here. i don't know why. i'm just not looking at the map, you know? tony hawk's pro skater 4 is fun. this is correct. it's a good game. that's a good comment too. it is! it's like a really nice comment you can just feel good about. it's just like, it's fun. it's good. that's that personality feel about the new one. what if they said it was fun? be interested to hear that. dude, i miss. there you go. the gauntlet has been thrown down. Search ↗
2257.720 you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh Search ↗
2456.680 it's a long run man, like this one, this is not messing around. this is a challenge in and of itself. it's not a speed challenge, it's a fucking slow down challenge. i can hit myself with exploding tears so many times. what i don't get about some of the exploding tears from fruitcake is that they'll explode just like on your face. like if you attack a wall, they'll just blow up immediately. i guess it's ipecac, but... Search ↗
3320.280 they don't make animation like that anymore. that's claymation, they do actually. nah, they stopped last year. you didn't hear? no, i didn't. miyazaki shut them down. no! they said, no claymation, no deal. the whole genre? yep. that's what i heard. when you got inducted into the animation hall of fame. Search ↗
3372.720 that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out. Search ↗
3849.500 just also could be but thanks new spire for the info. did you guys hear about that new app called rumbler? yeah, someone just mentioned it. yeah, what's up with it? are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder, but for fighting. yeah, you just the the promo images they have for it are so good like the text is like hey, bitch i don't like your face want to throw down and then the dude's like it's on meet me in the parking lot behind the deli and i was like Search ↗
4027.340 dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh Search ↗
5460.940 oh my lord! oh my god. pretty good spread. i always forget what causes the bomb to blow up. so i always press like x inside of y or y inside of x. so you have a red hold button and you don't lift up on the blue stripe when it's a one increment. i don't think i want any of these. oh they're fuckers. drak got at least two. Search ↗
7282.740 good now though. i hope so. oh, it's a perfect setup. ah that man ruined it though someone just said in my chat to tell you that your stream is is dead. this is just not true. okay good it was dead for a while now. it's not dead. they scored on us. i wish if you have a feedback you'd give the feedback instead of just shouting like emoticons over and over. i don't know dude the assault works. Search ↗
7630.400 otherwise i'd just say we want to play that the whole time. i first touched it. oh, then they last touched it. no this replays to get the coach button. i don't need to watch that one. if malf was here, we'd all be winning. it's true. um, all right. uh, i don't know what happened. yeah, no problem. missed it. oh, there it is. did i hit that? did they actually leave because they like hate ping pong ball? i don't know. oh. Search ↗
7803.420 i mean if it's like an equation how long is the nl? it's probably like find the length of an egg. i had to guess maybe nl was the side of a triangle. it was the hypotenuse in the name. it's where they had to use the pythagorean theorem that sounds like a pretty tough exam are you sure they're ready for that kind of math in college? it's sure yeah, it might have been an intro to math. you don't know what college went to, you don't know level Search ↗
8009.100 oh, i guess i meant a pyramid, not a triangle. sorry. yeah, a triangle would be like air hockey puck or something. it'd be pretty dope though. maybe they'll come out with that in hockey. i hope so. they don't score on us again. missed it. nice! broke out. oh my god! that's great. this replay is just gonna be like me going around in circles. hey, thank you godmode and able just made 12 months! here's number two. full year! let's do ditto dance, please, for godmode and able. Search ↗
8632.000 no! how many times?! god! that was impossible! oh, bear's in chat. hi, bear! nah, bear missed his time. don't die. i invited you a bunch of times if you want to play with us. but i guess they're not four on four, so maybe that wouldn't work. it's alright, maybe we can turn around. it's only one point. it takes eight minutes to set up a goal, though. yeah, i know. oh, fuck. whoa, i didn't expect that. ball's too big. won't fit. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

191.880 i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost Search ↗
575.160 they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately Search ↗
1426.180 i feel bad for the chat in that context, because like, i really don't care. like, the spoilers don't matter to me at all, but they matter to other people, so i'm like, ah, that's just shitty. thankfully i'm not super invested in the story anyway, i kind of play it for the environment and the exploration and stuff, so, you know, it could have been worse, but at the same time, yeah, it really sucks. people have to be that shitty. mr. dolly, hi! love mr. dolly. mr. dolly's pretty good. Search ↗
1674.220 some of my favorite new items. it is a lot of fun. let's pick the brimstone. i still have only seen brimstone once in afterbirth. yeah, he's not sure it exists. yeah, i think it's a an urban myth. it's really fun if you have my reflection with it. well, that's the thing is i'm like i gotta find out all these cool new synergies with brimstone, but i they just don't show up. Search ↗
2224.100 gosh, i don't even know if they don't have those items unlocked yet. it's all good. i'm not a spoiler guy i didn't say what it did exactly just makes the black hearts yeah, i was like thinking about last week and i was like oh man i bet i spoiled a lot of crap on accident just talking isaac with them. it's all good life goes on fine. we'll all see these all of it eventually that's probably true. i really like like some spirit hearts. i'm one hp. i Search ↗
2620.020 does this a guppeth make? no? awwww. oh, continuum! yeah! that's a pretty cool idea by the way, i like continuum. it's really i like it a lot too. it's a good item. throw in some lump of coal with it? like, what could you ask for more than that? i know, it looks like a meteor shower sometimes when you have it. don't reroll, you've breakfasted yourself. i thought they made it unbreakfastable. that's what they said they were gonna do, i don't think they did it though. Search ↗
4092.480 i don't trust your little oh, okay. i tried to jump too. apparently what young was doing was just like he would tip like crazy like nick said and he would actually like drink there all night which already that's probably why do they have drinks at the cheesecake factory apparently and then he would like literally tip his bartender like 25 grand yeah come on damn you know we can make like a Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
5192.180 i just looped right on that. that happens a lot actually. my whole idea was just go up so we can't see the trajectory of the grenade launcher. i hate this level just for the record. yeah, i actually really don't like this level. i wish i could get rid of it. it's not mine. i'm coming for you. no, you burned me! burned everyone. what? shit. we got to play this thanksgiving guys. actually canadians have a different one than we do, don't they? mm hmm. Search ↗
5282.840 they look like sanic shoes, they act like mario. the shoe glues has gotta be the shoes. oh i didn't do it correctly. yeah that's, come on back. throw my chainsaw at you? yes i did. turdooken. oh no! oh no! oh i'm your friend! goodbye! he went to go save you don't worry. Search ↗
6720.240 i figured a lot of people would be throwing them everywhere so they'd like build up faster but it seems like it's just like one person gets to it. back off nick! it's my brimstone! i kinda want that item though. don't look. don't look. oh! it worked! the turkey cannon! the turkey is worky! boom. that's a spartan laser man. that is an official boom. don't you all pack a fail me chad. Search ↗
7766.380 hmm. i didn't say fml at the end. i think that helps it a little. yeah, i instantly regretted that so my bad. i won't do that anymore. i was like that's cheating a little bit. i think i would have said the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for even longer. i don't know that doesn't it's not very good. that's why they give you next section. whoa another really long line crushed it. Search ↗
7938.700 four leaf clovers are lucky, but if you find a five leaf clover, don't wipe your ass with it, then this is a new prompt, but they go together. you'll shit out a leprechaun, it is not particularly lucky, or you die in seven days. no vote. yeah. Search ↗
8456.900 oh, are you rocking like logitech g930s? yep. mm hmm. yeah, i had those too. that's neat. but they haven't broken, they work, so like, i don't know. it's, if you can... yeah, sorry. oh, that's okay. something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service. you'll never be as successful as jim carrey or northernlion is gonna put you out of a job. Search ↗
8592.840 thank you, duskinami98 for the sub, i appreciate that very much. handjob wings, 66 34. yeah! i mean, that's fair, but i don't know if i'd give out handjobs for free. it doesn't mean you have to, it's just they thought it was funny. superman's special power that he never tells anyone about. he can clear mountains by teabagging or his 8 inch clitoris. oh, i like that. Search ↗
10681.520 i think that edmund should open it up that like all the major streamers in the community should each get to propose a challenge and then they should pick the ones they like. i think that would be fun. yeah. he'd kind of been asking me since rebirth came out, like if i had any good challenge ideas and when i got put on the spot i was like, i don't know and then i thought of that other one and they actually put it in for afterbirth so... yeah, you can give me credit. well, i mean it has the word streak in it, but... okay, yeah. yeah, but... Search ↗
10807.860 did they change it so you kinda can't really like roll out of challenge runs anymore? mmm. cause i thought i had that and then it just didn't really let me. you can kind of, i mean... i don't know, you can always get a little op and stuff. no, you came up with the knife challenge. what are you talking about? what knife challenge? the link one maybe? the one where it's super op and easy? the rule? Search ↗
10910.660 yeah, i hope they patched that. they must have. i haven't heard people bitch about it for a while. i should attempt that more. i haven't beaten that one yet. or speed. yeah. i did beat brains though. brains was what richard thinks is the hardest challenge. um, i don't know. i think it was the most precarious run that i've ever had, honestly. and i recorded it and it was freaking nuts. i just barely hung on with like one hit left for all of the cathedral and then the chest. Search ↗
11284.040 and just like make a duck game level. stuff like that is kind of like therapeutic. it's like non stream just hangout time. yeah. be a little creative and stuff. i kind of like doing that kind of thing. you didn't do any mario maker levels when that was out? i did one and i don't know, i kind of didn't like how restrictive it was. i heard they patched it or something. yeah, there was talk that they might add angles and slopes and stuff which if they do that, that might get me back interested again. yeah. Search ↗
11443.560 so, yeah, i don't like xbox one or bust. no x bones for me. same. i don't like them. it's not that i don't like them, it's that they don't have anything exclusive that i give a shit about. like, i don't play halo, and that's like the only exclusive game that i've even heard about, honestly. Search ↗
11492.740 it wasn't as bad as everybody had said it was. the action scenes were good, it was just a little repetitive of everything else. i think comparing exclusives between ps4 and xbox one, there aren't really a lot for xbox going right now. so, i'm just gonna wait and see. maybe if someday they make some more stuff happen, i'll change my mind. yeah. force is an exclusive? well luckily i don't play racing games. i play a little bit, not enough to care. Search ↗
12024.000 i guess i'll have to see how many i can get in across all the characters before that's the case. i guess at the end they'll be like, if only i can beat it with the lost and then i'll get a fresh 0% chance. i don't know. it's essentially a stat for character, it doesn't necessarily increase in the way you're stating. alright, well i guess i have absolutely no clue what it means then. dang. alright, i'm gonna make my pizza, thanks for hanging out everybody. i'm gonna see if there's somebody else that i can send you guys over to other than, well, maybe just send you back to cobalt again. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

110.660 also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the Search ↗
368.900 yeah, i imagine they are. i bet that they are very pleased with this. oh, that's the good stuff right there. i just wanted to know where my damn linkle dlc is. come on. it's the next one, the legend of zelda. i thought it was zaldo. yeah, legend of zelda and linkle saves zelda. prince zelda from the whatever. i don't know. if it's good, i don't care. if it's bad, i don't care either, i guess, but for different reasons. it's all good. Search ↗
400.200 i'm sick of these goddamn anime sword guys in smash. to be fair, there are a lot of anime sword guys in smash. you got, well i mean they're not necessarily all guys, i don't want to offend anybody, but you know, you got your mards and your roys and your shulks and your, i don't even know what i thought a shulk was that little turtle thing in this. Search ↗
691.500 but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
810.660 i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so Search ↗
877.360 lost holding holy mantle seems to eliminate the point of the lost right i mean yeah, but also maybe they don't care now that's one of those things that i think is like a philosophical like it's an intellectual debate that i without being dismissive i just have like no patience for it it's like do you want you want the trophy for the lost being done, and you did it when it's hard like congratulations i did what do you want to want to have like another character? that's actually like semi viable and unique i Search ↗
992.860 why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough. Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1172.200 the ultimate end to most of these discussions should really be, in my opinion, just like let the game developers do what they think is in the best interest of the game. if you disagree, you disagree, but you know, it's their game, you play it or you don't play it. it's pretty much where i come at it, but it happens. and also like, the vast majority of what's here is fun. we're just nitpicking 1% of the issue. Search ↗
1632.960 what did i think of today's daily? i thought today's daily was a lot of fun. i just got a golden horseshoe. first time i've seen that drinking. mmm, yes. good? uhh... i don't know. my thinking is the golden horseshoe probably gives you a better chance to get golden consumables. and golden consumables are awesome, so... golden bombs. i think golden horseshoe is probably good. like i'm replacing my chaos card. yeah, right. not happening. i gotta get these hush kills in before they patch chaos card working. Search ↗
1865.540 well, i just got black candles so i can't be completely upset and there was a battery in here so that's nice and now chad is just they keep saying bumbo needs coin i don't know what bumbo does but he needs coin. all right. let's give bumbo a coin then bumbo one coin oh, it looks so sad. i guess i'll take 99 bombs my brimstone laser gets like narrower at the end. is that prop toasts brimstone? oh, i don't know. oh Search ↗
3327.300 i was a little surprised you said it, because that one got my flag up a little too. is it? it's a rudeness? you know, it's like calling somebody a wolf. i don't know, what does that mean, calling somebody a wolf? they like women in a way that's maybe a little bit more than is average. that's mean. alright, brimstone. oh, brimstone monstro's long works. Search ↗
3357.080 ah, that's th that's real. i'm glad other people in chat are joining me and saying what the fuck is a wolf. it's like a 1950s term. it just it's like a pervert? yeah. it was calling somebody a pervert that's not that bad. you know, somebody like catcalls and does gross things. that's a wolf? awooooo like like that. yeah, like what they always used to draw in the cartoons back in the day. alright. i'm not following i'm sorry you don't follow me, but some people might. Search ↗
3430.420 fighting the stain as the law seems like a bit of a dangerous proposition. yeah, that's tricky this is my first time like fighting ultra greed since the buff you like in it i don't know. i mean the coins are like, you know, they're really tanky now notice that yeah, i have no black powder seems pretty sweet against the the the doors that open though like that's doing wonders for me just keeping a circle on the ground so if they walk over to me they just die Search ↗
3892.260 alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad. Search ↗
4647.820 and i was like i don't know maybe like a sloth like that'd be pretty fun. that's like a slow ass animal running really fast, and then they did it up, and they showed it to me and it looked monstrous like it actually looked like it didn't fit with the game at all. it was anime. oh, it just it was like tonally like super not right i was like you know what it's fine by me if it's fine by you know yeah, i don't know it looks kind of bad Search ↗
4782.340 oh, i mean, there's a real one, but we could just randomly pick developers to hate too if you wanna do that. i know, vlambeer, vlambeer, vlambeer! hi, vlambeer! i thought today was like, uh, we hate ea because they're forcing people to go to review events if they wanna play battlefront. oh, well that's pretty bad. that's very convenient actually, we could hate them. yeah, let's hate them instead, i kinda feel bad for the one i was gonna bring up. yeah, and i really don't wanna hate vlambeer ever anyway, so... yeah, fair, why do you wanna hate vlambeer so much? like, what's your deal? Search ↗
5025.840 why are they really so fussed about labias? just skin? yeah! let me look at my labia index. i'll let you know when lohan showed hers. bye bye bye! labias are up! that's weak. that has multiple meanings. it sure does. alright, i don't know... wait, does it? oh! yeah, that didn't work out very well for any of us. okay. always got a meatball. Search ↗
5152.780 i don't even understand why that's a thing. one day i'll be able to forgive them, but maybe they can forgive me first. oh my god, this... yeah, it's intense here. we don't have a lot of room for error. oh my god! no! no! no! no! no! i'm not going to i threw it behind me, man. Search ↗
5422.240 sort of at an end. i just i hate some of the marketing material for it where they're like thank you for making call of duty black ops 3 the biggest product launch of 2013 i'm like can you do there in 2015 sorry can you at least act like you want to make games? yeah, it sounds like they're talking about a fucking refrigerator when they say yeah exactly like i get it it's a business. i you know i don't dispute that i'm not anti business Search ↗
5482.640 subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes? Search ↗
5616.200 but if you do three hours of that, they're pissed too. i don't know man, i did a twitter poll yesterday because i was like, i got one more video to put out today. do you want nuclear throne or afterbirth? and people were overwhelmingly like, afterbirth. and then people would like reply to that tweet and be like, the poll, where the results are like 80% afterbirth. and they'd be like, well you know, i don't want to tell you how to run your business, but it's a bad business decision to put up too much of one thing. and i'm like, what are you talking about? like giving the people exactly what they want. Search ↗
6311.140 fantastic contraption. wow, that was really good. um, you know, the word wacky is derisive just in its usage. why? they are wacky by definition. wacky and goofy are like, you know, goofy in particular is just a way to like, you like, squirrel away art you don't care about. oh, you don't like sean paul? oh, you know, he's goofy. i like sean paul van dam. Search ↗
7478.500 oh, right didn't they add the mode that lets you keep your names up all the time? oh did they? i thought so. maybe i misheard that. by green i mean orange. oh the bird traps! oh baby! that is bird powers. yeah i don't see an option for it sadly. oh man. oh god yep yep yep gotta press x to pick up weapons. what?! oh angel powers. no it's actually austin powers. oh yeah. Search ↗

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