Quotes about “therapy”
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156.980
oh, thank you. sorry. this is my farming compliments day because i just walked in the door from a haircut. yeah, i knew it. well, i was saying it's still i'm okay. but yesterday i was like, y'all, tomorrow i got therapy and then a haircut and i need them to fix me. so it's going to be like a good day. and then i woke up today for therapy. my therapist was like, yeah, we don't have an appointment. no. all right. well, this haircut is going to do a lot of heavy lifting. your barber's always got you.
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2018.700
guy who goes to church in hopes of getting conversion therapy because he wants to become gay. well, you know what? i think it's an alright bit. i had a lot of courage saying that before waiting to see what the consensus in chat would be. i think it's like, there's something to it. can i run a bit by you? no, the last guy ruined it for everyone, i'm afraid. i would like to hologram back something that creates a status and then this caused zero and draws something. you are not a status, i'm afraid. i do also, and this is, um...
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2106.540
you could, because you could, the first like minute could be about they would set the stage, he would be at the church, they would be talking about how like conversion therapy blah blah blah blah blah and you would be like oh where's boo boo where's this going and then it would be like a guy wearing a fred perry polo shirt tucked in
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2125.020
like fresh off the golf course and is like, he's always talking about like my whole life i just haven't felt like i fit in. i felt like i've been so different than the people around me. and then they convert him to be gay. but then you, so then you're like, okay, so that's the way they pull the rug. but then the way that the sketch has to end up is that actually he's not happy after he got converted because he's not being his true self because conversion therapy doesn't work.
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1664.000
if they do drop like a kill tony style like anti immigrant joke, i'm gonna freak the fuck out. i'm gonna freak out or i'm not gonna read it. guy who goes to church in hopes of getting conversion therapy because he wants to become gay. well, you know what? i think that's an alright bit. i had a lot of courage saying that before waiting to see what the consensus in chat would be. i think it's like, there's something to it. can i run a bit by you? no, the last guy ruined it for everyone i'm afraid.
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1719.840
you could, because you could, the first like minute could be about they would set the stage, he would be at the church, they would be talking about how like conversion therapy blah blah blah blah blah and you would be like oh where's boo boo where's this going and then it would be like a guy wearing a fred perry polo shirt tucked in
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1738.320
like fresh off the golf course and is like, he's always talking about like my whole life i just haven't felt like i fit in. i felt like i've been so different than the people around me and then they convert him to be gay. but then the way that this sketch has to end up is that actually he's not happy after he got converted because he's not being his true self because conversion therapy doesn't work.
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5678.580
the movie situation is crazy. maybe this is what happens when you grow up, you feel less joy with a three and a half star review. let me see this five star review. they've done it again, and by done it again i mean secretly put a film camera in my head, made a cathartic movie that's a little too real and will now be a frequent therapy session for me. boyhood 2014. a xanax could have solved this whole movie. not character speed running puberty in three days. turning 13 is a curse.
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3618.120
maybe this is what happens when you grow up, you feel less joy with a 3.5 star review. let me see this 5 star review. they've done it again, and by done it again i mean secretly put a film camera in my head, made a cathartic movie that's a little too real and will now be a frequent therapy session for me. boyhood 2014. a xanax could have solved this whole movie. not character speed running puberty in three days.
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304.920
why don't we start early? okay, and then when we get the second one, we're paying dividends. did i have rerolls? you did. the grippers. did i anyway? oh. that's pretty good. and there's a spoiler. aroma therapy? oh my god, look, i'm cute. yeah, less stress. oh! can someone do something and i'll clap for you. check that out. check that out.
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1300.060
why don't we start early, okay? and then when we get the second one, we'll end up paying dividends. did i have rerolls? you did. the grippers! did i have any lance? oh! that's pretty good. oh, there's a spoiler. ooh. aroma therapy? oh my god, look, i'm cute! yeah, less stress. oh! can someone do something and i'll clap for you? check that out. check that out.
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2066.360
base case of my mom and my dad just kind of like you know shaking up a little bit what the fuck do i care? you recorded the therapy session? i thought we had patient doctor privilege.
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1509.980
great job. good stuff. good stuff. our days work. i think in between rounds, they should have a therapy session marking for 10 minutes as well. that was huge, man. i was just barking at the slots because it seemed right. you don't get the credit for the money though. i know. i know. huge. beautiful. look at that. yeah. watch this. no brother. watch this. yes. good.
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3459.160
only if it's therapy. wait, that could be the schism that causes them to break up. wait, but dan's gonna say hopping into the discord. yes! first time we've seen malf show emotion on the island.
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