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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 be thursday october 1st 2015 edition i as always am your host northland line driver my steam co host rock lee smile i also am always rock lee smile. i have been every time i still will be tomorrow unlike a shantay who is not always on time we are always who we claim to be and we also claim to adhere to the docket today which is gonna be rebirth rampage nights followed by bomber knots featuring alpaca patrol and dan gheesling but mostly the talents of yours and mine truly nicky would you like to provide me with a seed here? oh Search ↗
196.620 unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh Search ↗
1304.300 yeah, i've heard the same thing about aphrodisiacs and i'm not sure if it's really if it's one of those things or if it's just like do people just say that? i think people just say it's like it's a placebo effect man as someone who is not a scientist i am very confident it's a placebo effect like people always say it about oysters it's like because it's like a testicle and it's got a lot of zinc in it. it's like bullshit man. it's like a testicle what? people do it they say that man they say it's at least it's like a testicle Search ↗
1458.100 no backup, huh? nah, nothing. nothing like that. i should have emperor carded, but it was the freakin'... it was on... mob trap room. yeah. boss... no, mob trap room. and it was those mini fatties who just shoot randomly and jump. you blow off their head sometimes and they kind of turn around. yeah, and they jumped on top of me. tough break. that was a great run. oh well. it's not a... it's not a super throw. i mean, i didn't make it to necropolis 1 without getting hit, but... Search ↗
1833.100 i think it's really fascinating to get into the head of the person who first designed the signal light mechanism for the lever. i'm thinking about they were like trying different tactile responses and they landed on it should feel like kind of breaking a twig. it's very satisfying. it really is. it'll make you want to signal more. Search ↗
2150.140 you will be judas. this is not true. nick is living under a rock because i don't know what selena gomez looks like? does that sound good for you? i mean it's not really marketed to me. nick is four years older than me and i barely know who selena gomez was. is. she's still a person. but like i was in college when selena gomez was taken off. it's how i don't know the names of any justin bieber songs except for baby as well. Search ↗
2500.680 i just never got i kinda never got into it. i took a stupid stance as like a 13 year old. i was like, i'm the guy who doesn't like harry potter. and then, you know, when i got older i was like, that was stupid. could've been like a not a defining moment, but a uniting moment for people of your generation that you're gonna miss out on because you're just being an idiot. Search ↗
2900.780 who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw. Search ↗
3030.220 we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh Search ↗
4157.800 it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
5098.640 can you explain the game for those who just arrived? it's just like a medieval brawler with some randomly generated levels with some rpg stat stuff as well. crab item does that. this makes sense. it's also got some really overpowered items that are really fun to come across. yeah man, i would agree with that. like the box and the eye laser. eye laser's pretty good. i want the bomb. i will light the way. Search ↗
5179.180 gladius oh yes, please. roll of armor. i'll use it. i'm the only one who can wear armor anyway. look a banana. you throw magic banana peels. what about that mace? how does that mace look? oh, oh, oh we are decked out man. gladius is freaking five damage up. there's an ass potion there if you want to be an ass. oh i saw it. i forgot about the bananas. Search ↗
7412.540 well, we're live but we're on break so it's kind of like a little of both. yeah. also keep in mind like 70% of the people who watch these streams are ad blocking so they could probably hear us. probably. what's up guys? i thought we were just in a little private deal. good thing i didn't reveal anything about the big secret, nick. yeah, i agree. don't reveal a big secret yet. save that for another day. or at least later. Search ↗
7712.040 is he a big fan of john tavares? what's that? is he a big fan of john tavares? john tavares. who's john tavares? john tavares is probably one of the top ten centers in the national hockey league. he's the main litchpin of the new york islanders offense. torpington, thanks for the question. the only nhl player in san jose. david lynch. we just need to get that clear. i went to the canucks preseason game last week and they got scored on by brent burns. and i was like, god damn it, dan gheesling. Search ↗
9488.000 off them. you mean not mountain people, people who live off the mountains. no, like people who live off the nourishment that the mountain provides. like mountain people. you've never heard of mountain people? like they get the water from the snow at the top? they get the water from the snow. yeah, there's probably some of them. i don't know any, but i'm sure they're around. i was just wondering. you have a message you want me to give them? i was wondering if you've ever seen them before. Search ↗
9954.900 it'll work itself out. i've got a strong immune that can't. this is how it gets stronger. is there actually blood in your cough? because now i'm getting actually legit worried. sometimes. it's not that big of a deal. it's not good man. that's like your lungs are asking for hood milk and you keep giving it sandpaper. go see a doctor, please. how do we get robbed to go to the doctor? he won't go. you gotta get someone who watches the stream who's a doctor. yeah. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

183.960 no, you know jofos five months in a row people said it wigged out for a second there. it's dark mom's wigged out. no, it's dang said it wigged out for a second there that scares me what kind of like a green way but it also windows just activated itself weirdly enough. so mate that might cause it we have like three we're the only people in the world who bought a legal version of windows but i Search ↗
234.700 i think the whole story of mandy's school bus is actually like it takes place inside a mental hospital. she's like an ex teacher who is like she has dissociative personality disorder or something and she takes all the the other patients on like magical journeys every day. maybe they never left the room. exactly, they never left the room at all. and that's the last episode. yo, spoilers here. you know if you didn't see the book then you wouldn't read the movie. Search ↗
379.360 now that's the guy who does who did it all, really. yeah. he's the total package. also if the total package wants to subscribe, i'd be fine with that too. me too. and duck souls! quack quack, four months in a row! what are you ? chad, why are you mad that i traded my spear at heart? i traded it for one penny. that is a fair trade. oh my god. this sub train is redonkulous. nick, don't you use your bullshit marketing techniques on me. please faith 26 months! Search ↗
1823.420 i learned a lot about what is a natural resource except not actually. okay, yeah, i kind of hated that part. what is a natural resource? here's a list of four natural resources. you chose the wrong one. nick went to art school and took philosophy, tuition money well spent. you have to be aware that they don't just put you through only art classes. there's other classes involved. but who is they? yeah, the man. big pharma. Search ↗
2683.420 why didn't i pick up those books? why does that even... should i do that? i did it. did you guys see that video of the japanese streamer who like set that fire? yeah, i think i would bring that up actually, but yeah, i did see that. i mean, i don't want to like harp on a guy. he's already got enough problems with like setting his apartment on fire. what? Search ↗
2797.960 yeah, you know it's not like the nick never started the fire. i never start fires. i avoided it all costs i mean nick and i have had this conversation before it was always like one kid on your school bus who's like check it out i got a lighter yeah, i'm gonna light the bus seat on fire and then half the kids are like oh cool and but then nick and i are on the bus like i really hope i really doesn't start the fire stops doing that soon and Search ↗
2972.460 that's why he's rated a number one wrestler. yeah, he's in the top 200. is that true? yeah. there's a ranking for wrestlers like that? yeah, it came out like two years ago. no, maybe it's only a year ago now, but yeah. who was number one? stone cold. no, stone cold's not the greatest wrestler. oh. um, i don't know. i don't know. that's good question, i guess. i mean, seth rollins is probably up there. he's really impressive. oh, the nice guy with the beard. Search ↗
3486.780 i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've, Search ↗
3554.200 i feel like i'm about like a maybe two weeks away from actually tearing a hole in my throat doing that so... hee hee! that's pretty i wish i could do that. you can if you try hard enough. no i can't, i'll tear a hole in my throat. i can do a really good impression of the guy from house of cards who sells ribs to frank underwood. that's about it. do an impression of the guy from fieri. hey, i did it! you did it! i did it. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! he Search ↗
3587.740 we're gonna come... jamona! jamona! what is this? jamona! jamona! jam meh! jamona! we're gonna come back in three minutes and play some duck game. duck game with rob! do an impression of the guy from house of hearts who sells ribs to frank underwood? hee hee! you know, like, that impression that doesn't make any sense. Search ↗
3731.460 thank you everybody that bought my shirts because we just sold another 40 shirts the other day. you guys are wild. it's nearly 600 shirts! that's a lot of shirts. who the hell? like how do you sell that many shirts? thank you. i had rob alpaca patrol. should i like be online like... Search ↗
4434.540 it was a house! that was also balls. yeah, that's what i was going for. it's called the house of dick and balls! told ya! comeback kid! what's happening? i'm your friend! you are my friend. you are my sunshine. my only sunshine. sunshine rules my cousin who cares. Search ↗
5716.400 yeah, i know right? sorry. then it'll all come out. well, it's not sass. i was just happy. it's sauce, not sass. oh my god. i think it's sass. sass catoon. yeah, sass catoon. oh my god, i watched so much dragon's den last night. oh, i love that joke. probably the least interesting thing you could have said. no! did you watch the new doctor who? no, i haven't seen that yet. you gotta stop him before he gets too out of control. yeah, he has. yeah, i did it. Search ↗
6120.840 he can't do much. he's sure locked right now. oh, i'm jumping on the perc! that was pretty sweet. that was awesome! i was into that burger bounce. wait, who am i? oh! this gem's gonna do the burger bounce, you know? the burger bounce! the burger bounce! you say the burka bounce? no! i would never say that! you really think i said that? first you gotta generate some speed. Search ↗
6378.460 who's alive? nice play. that's really good. i hate this stage. this is nick's stage so you can blame him. you can't get me because of the current! there's a current! god damn it! what? oh, i thought you had the sniper on that one. he jumped back to my head! can you save it? i can't get it to happen! he's getting back to... Search ↗
6462.080 oh, sweet. alright, i'm dead. my hammering has gone. actually, i'm the one who died there. yeah. well, i did hit you. that face is so good! that is so brilliant. some of my chat just said i have an entire hour of stream delay. what? oh. can we go over... did he just say weed dick? never had weed dick? no. Search ↗
6655.880 oh, jesus. alright, overkill guys. i have no respect for folks who don't rock pool. you gotta try the rock. alright, your turn. waluigi. oh, you got me! watch out, he's coming. oh, here he comes. watch out, rob, he'll rock you up. Search ↗
7371.220 that's like wonder bread. who actually likes wonder bread? i can eat it. i think it's alright. wonder bread is bread trash. it is... it really is. glad i'm not the only one. i'm glad i'm not the only one. i'm not saying it's good, i'm just saying i can fucking eat it. i'm not gonna cry about it. i mean, i'll eat it if i have to eat it. you have to eat it, yeah. you have to eat it. yeah, well then i'll eat it. Search ↗
7574.700 it's like map games only with a pdf. alright, i guess i'll just alt f4 out of this game then. so chat, don't feel bad, but i'm not gonna have you up on the screen until after the diffusals, cause i have to maintain complete immersion. otherwise it would be like playing who wants to be a millionaire and just googling the questions. Search ↗
9309.920 wait, it's a white stripe? white button, white stripe. release the countdown timer in any one position? no, yes. yes. you gotta hold it and then release it in any one. okay, words. we got words pNL. okay. okay. it says display. display. so bottom right. oh, wait what? on the subject of who's first. Search ↗
9335.460 of who's on first. yes, this is the who's on first puzzle. display is bottom right. step one to determine a button labeled to read. using the button label, use step two to determine which button to push. bottom right, what does that mean? um, so, based on display, read the label of a particular button and proceed to step two. yeah. so read the button on the bottom right. what's the first button that appears in its corresponding move? what is it? bottom right says right. right. oh, oh, man. so press? nope. Search ↗
9614.640 yellow yellow blue red yellow green green red blue green green correct okay symbols we got like a man who's made it's a triangle with spider legs the paragraph symbol next row is upside down question mark and like a butterfly with an eye as its body the letter i it's a lot of headstrong, okay? okay, paragraph symbol Search ↗
9690.320 yeah, obviously we got 1.3 ahead so that means we're i'll take care of the who's first i got that one under control information can be obscured in ways that are time consuming to decode in the world of bomb defusing. that's a bad thing. yeah i think it means we're getting we're in the harder stuff now. they're gonna give us more pages now that's what it means. all right Search ↗
10105.800 i actually completely had that moment where i was like, there's only five seconds left. you got to cut a wire. and it worked. it worked. but did you cut the second wire? is that what it was? the next one was who's on first. and i was like, oh, fuck. yeah, that's a real problem. we figured out the combination lock one, though. that was pretty cool. i kind of like that one. can you give me hints about how that works? because i still don't understand what you're doing there. no, we got radio megahertz again. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

260.920 and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months! Search ↗
1392.880 i mean, yeah, i don't disagree with that, but i'm in the position right now of being petty and have no tolerance for people who are like, don't be petty. i like to have them just made for me. that's what we did, but we didn't have a professional do it. Search ↗
1437.940 i'm not mad at the guy who chose the parts. he's a friend of ours. oh no, excel floor. but um, there's always like a moment where he's like, well i could have gone with the thing that i knew. Search ↗
2360.580 you get points for which is great for me as someone who is just absolutely awful at singing i actually have done better on a hard than on medium because on hard i can hit the wrong note and still get points for it and they're like wow nice freestyle and i thanks i think that's the only way to go though. yeah, well, i mean at every instrument. yes, except for vocals for me i think i lack the mental biological capability to sing most on expert. i Search ↗
2534.860 this is our last last lost chance guys. i got a little brimstone start this time. i'm gonna try to make it short it doesn't have much of an ass. it's workable. oh good black candle maybe a tele pills, maybe a tele pills. no triple a battery. that's not gonna do it. praise the sun at least holy water killed the guy who killed you. Search ↗
3153.500 i've never heard of that. you've never heard of tiny house nation? it's these people who are like... it's a reality show about people who want to live in a tiny house. so the first half of the show was them building it. the second half of the show was them struggling with it. and they're always like, this house is so tiny! and they're like, well you built it out of a school bus. like, what do you think? Search ↗
3608.360 and it didn't work, and we had to give up on the idea and ended up playing europa universe alice 4 instead. it's unfortunate. it's a riveting story. yeah, it was a great story, i think. i hope that that does not happen for you, because it was very frustrating and i wanted to play lost planet very badly. hey, everybody who has negative 350 lost runs, suck it! i mean... Search ↗
4286.900 is that who made it? yeah, 82,000 years ago. oh my gosh. first time i ever heard of worms, i was on a bus going to a school field trip and the guy had a game boy with worms armageddon. nice. and we played it the whole time. i was like, what is this? it looks so shitty and intriguing. magic mosh! back then, team 17 ported worms over to everything. magic mosh. i'm slightly faster. magic mosh is coming through to save the day. Search ↗
5412.980 i mean if you had the choice to mug a person with hair or a person who's bald, which one do you think is statistically less likely with the large sample size to give you problems? depends on what kind of hair. if it's a mohawk, i'm an owl. yeah, see that's what i'm talking about. buzz cut mohawk, these are things you avoid when you're mugging. not like i'd know. even cornrows, i would dip. Search ↗
5913.740 i donate money to charities. i will give money to the homeless on occasion. i know that doesn't, that's like, you know, not necessarily indicative of being a good person. i'm just saying i'm not ignorant of the social problems. i only donate to the red cross. i don't hand anybody money specifically because people be scamming. oh, this has a distance limit. i didn't know that. nl, i was hoping to meet you at pax prime, but no, you were a scumlord who went into hiding. that's not true. i was on the show floor all day! Search ↗
6102.700 i met enel in norway, he tugged on my pecker. this, i have some very did that happen? you should talk to the police, because you're not giving out pecker tugs then. to be fair, i was an enforcer so i didn't get to move around the show floor. that is fair, absolutely. an enforcer? you're one of those, huh? one of those people who makes the whole weekend possible. insures that if there's a fire, we live. Search ↗
6348.320 he was gonna frickin' rob me. i know he was. i could feel it in my blood. did he have that look in his eye? like, i'm gonna rob this guy. he had a crazy look about him. or they don't look in your eye at all. cause they're too guilty about what they're about to do. but the directions though, people ask for directions. i don't know if he was. i had a guy who was across walk when i had a green light to turn right. Search ↗
7465.600 don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly. Search ↗
7577.680 yeah, i can like do those pretty quickly now. it's weird. yeah? okay. we back? hello. hi. there we go. what happens now? the worst advice an it guy could give. just knock it a few times, it may work, or say thank you mr. green man. i wonder who's who. Search ↗
8541.240 well, the one thing i know about ryan is he'd like to solicit any advice possible from anyone who knows a lot or little about computers. so absolutely give him as much information as you've got. don't do that actually. i'm throwing him under the bus right now. Search ↗
9017.180 it's alright. we can still do this. i can probably get like another two minutes before the stream ends you know what? i don't actually have to i have the control over everybody's in so we don't even have to go until you're ready yeah, all right. i'm loading up. who's the bidiot now? oh god it's playing an ad. oh no. all right rob begin. we're ready begin us. okay. we've begun. oh Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

382.840 that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally Search ↗
826.400 uh, in what? in what are you speaking? oh, you know, in the next rebirth patch that comes out. have they announced that? i'm just assuming there's gonna be another one because the game is fairly popular, that's all. is it? i mean, amongst some circles. i thought we were the only people who played this. no, there's also cobalt streak, remember? oh, i always forget about cbs! yeah, cbs and bs. bs, that's biznap. i know that guy. Search ↗
1094.880 i'm not gonna send you my underwear. but also thank you to rumblemuffin who also helped us troubleshoot these video problems. and thank you to pemakepazoo for the 16 months in a row of subscriptions, thank you. rumblemuffin donated many a night to help us troubleshoot. he's a good dude. he's done the same for me. like 2 am his time he's got work the next day, he was like, hey, you know? Search ↗
1239.600 he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man. Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
2792.840 help. okay. nick, you also missed the the birth of me finding this youtube channel that i love. what's that? called one pug life one. it's like this dude from rural canada who gets people drunk and invites them over to his farm and then, you know, i know that there could be a lot of sinister ends to that sentence but instead he has like all this like modified like Search ↗
3094.340 but you know, i'm not the most credible when it comes to planetary information as you might know. yeah, but he knows the people who own the lie detector, so... oh. no, i said i'm not the most credible. oh, i see. moripovich is. at first i was like, i can't believe nick would take this opportunity to slander moripovich on the show. i know very little about moripovich, to be honest, so i probably wouldn't. Search ↗
3696.560 the possibility that the chicago cubs could fulfill that back to the future prophecy. oh man, really? i didn't know. they were like, well, the cubs won the world series, who would have thought, right? i thought you were going to say the super bowl. oh yeah, i actually thought about it by accident. and then people were like, whoa, it could actually happen. and then they got swept on the exact day of the anniversary of back to the future 2. Search ↗
4121.680 alright, i will take this moment to very quickly shout out. i had a few donations happen while that was going on and thank you very much to everybody that's been donating. i really really appreciate it a ton. thank you to segbass2004 for the $5.69. hi nick and enel, thanks again for the endless hours of entertainment, video streams and podcasts. keep up the good work. thank you to you for that. thank you also, kroyles for the $6.69. flight seat etiquette is like urinal etiquette. super important and people who don't follow it are awful. Search ↗
5242.860 does it, when it pops maybe it kills things around it or something? but i'm not really sure. i'm gonna take the time out. we're going down the well to save jimmy. you mean timmy. are we doing the lassie reference there? it's timmy who falls down the well. yeah, it was timmy, not jimmy. on a regular basis. let's just think of jimmy and bimmy and then that's double dragon. right, exactly. sorry, bimmy and jimmy is the other way around. Search ↗
5474.440 probably something else i'm not remembering. what's up with the spoons? the souvenir spoons are like... who's using those souvenir spoons? i've never seen one of those, you know, in the wild. you give them to people older than you and then they go away forever. yeah, they get put in a box. they go in the attic or in the shed or in the storage compartment somewhere. this is from the time my friend went to boise. i don't understand a souvenir spoon, a fridge magnet i get. Search ↗
6395.340 terminator genesis totally seems like a movie i would watch on an airplane. so maybe if i take a flight soon, i'll be able to do that. all right your funeral. i mean if i'm in the air, i don't have any choice anyway. you got a captive audience yeah, as i feel like 98% of people who watch the michael bay teenage mutant ninja turtles movies have done them on flights Search ↗
6665.440 but then we were like looking around and there are people who were like i've been on standby for two days in this airport and we're like i think i'd rather just be gone. yeah, but yeah, they were like it was the most over the top like airport thing i've ever seen they're like we're gonna give you $800 cash and that that got people talking no question. i imagine it would. i wonder if you have any bargaining power in situations like that Search ↗
6851.680 kid is just like business as usual. yeah, well your mask on and put mine this is my eighth shoot for this safety announcement today, so no problem in the event of a water landing everyone will just calmly pick up their freaking seat cushion and use it as a flotation device i still i size people up around me, and i'm like okay. who's gonna be if we have like a situation who's gonna be like grabbing their purse or their bag from the overhead bin who am i gonna have to push out of the way? Search ↗
7475.280 what's that? the music. oh, yes. apparently made by the same dude who did the spelunky soundtrack. it's the spelunky soundtrack, man. he's quite dependable for his music. we should hire him to do some music for us. for the show, yeah. yeah. i've been thinking we need a theme song. a non copyrighted theme song, probably. i got one for roundtable. we could do one here too. that's true, we did. alright, there we go. there we go. this has gone on. we've been going long. i like this game, though. yeah, me too. Search ↗
8027.840 i'll give some satisfaction to space wells on ice for the dollar donation who said you read donations during ads frowny face i'm sorry. it's the best time that i can but you're right that is kind of inconvenient for you guys. sorry about that also, thank you to overlord king for the two dollars. i flew to helena mountain or montana and had a 30 minute stopover in denver i missed my flight even though i was 10 minutes early the guy at the gate told me to come back later united put me up in a hotel for the night wow Search ↗
9096.540 like good scratch. yeah, just like no. he's just like weird i don't think he likes the emotional roller coaster of not knowing like who's taking care of him for a while so he just gets like weird about it, but he's fine now i understand as a cat the world's got to be very confusing when people just go away and come back sometimes it's probably true, so i don't mean to make light of that for him. i'm sure it was very traumatic. he's good kitties all right, that's happening Search ↗
9412.100 we got it we got to put a shield behind it strangely enough. i didn't hit the land back to the long from once you came you and your loam these days. all right, gg geez that was a tough one rather exciting though. that was an exciting one man you really think eventually like one of us would rank up who's still ranked by yeah i guess this particular game mode isn't great for them for your admiral is my next level Search ↗
9743.560 that's this dude. the dude who is you. yes, chad, it was full penetration. oh! what was that? grape lady gets penetrated? you blew up my freaking stuff! yo, grape lady's a saint. grape lady likes to get penetrated as much as any lady probably. it's possible. not every lady likes to get penetrated. never mind, i shouldn't have talked about that. jeez. there we go. Search ↗
10076.260 wait a minute, i thought i had heard at one point that dog the bounty hunter had gone to jail? yeah. which then also inspired the funniest shit in my head of who's the bounty hunter that picked him up. right. that would this is like a lineage of bounty hunters all chasing each other down. the bounty wars. all in white. and not talking about the quicker picker upper. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

220.500 oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room? Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
777.100 should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that. Search ↗
1108.580 i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill Search ↗
1196.580 i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have... Search ↗
1488.740 josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh! Search ↗
2414.580 who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see. Search ↗
3061.360 who's talking right now? me? oh. that's what i say in the mirror. with a... you put like a wig on first. you put lipstick on or no? yeah dude, you expect me to not be sex without lipstick. nah, i mean you can wear lipstick or not, i don't mind. you guys ever seen silence of the lambs? oh, i put the lotion in the basket, right? tape, cold, or no balls. and then you get the hose again? i don't have any balls. you should watch silence of the lambs. with your night vision goggles on. Search ↗
3110.440 i can't believe you have a correlation to tell a story from what i just said. wow, you're an interesting part of town. there was a dude who had like a hoodie on and like no shirt under the hoodie and it was zipped way down. so you could see like down to like the middle of his chest. yeah, he's advertising. and then he had a pink gas mask draped around his neck. Search ↗
3365.860 oh, is this gonna be the room i die? yes, yes it is, in fact. i'm still alive but i hate it. i'm kinda glad that run's over, cause i really didn't enjoy it very much. this run is like, straight trash, man. lilith is a good character though. and i'll fucking kill anybody who says otherwise. okay, actually now i've just picked up bff, so now i'm like, maybe this run's actually sweet? Search ↗
3729.020 makes me sad. can't deny that. that is true, chat. i did play terraria with austin. that's who that is. last grey wolf. it was awesome. wouldn't it be sweet if you played terraria with steve austin? yeah! you wanna build a hellovator and he's like, oh hell yeah. i'd rather play it with you guys, honestly. that's very sweet, but i would rather play it with steve austin. yeah, me too. i mean, i'm just not gonna be dishonest. i wish you liked me as much as steve austin, but that's okay. i don't like anybody as much as steve austin, so... maybe the rock. Search ↗
3780.900 and it's steven. thank you as well, but like josh you watch wrestling. maybe you can shed some light on it okay, everyone's tweeting about kane, right? yeah. yeah, what's going on with kane? is it kane's character? is it kane the person who plays the character or is it the actor who plays the character who plays kane the wrestler? i don't get it. so there's the actor that plays kane his name is not kane. what's his name? do you know i forget you guys okay? Search ↗
4095.140 i like griffin better because you can say kathy griffin better. that's true, whatever happened to that lady? she's on the b list. everybody want to do their kathy griffin impression right now? i don't know who kathy... she's that lady with red hair. i was at the store the other day! something like that. whoa! she's a gangster from the 50s? is kathy griffin here right now? whoa! i was at the store the other day. i can't... it really does just become 50s gangster every time. Search ↗
4155.100 i'm doing an eden run. who the fuck is kath kathy griffin? if you had to explain, like, can you name one thing that kathy griffin has been in except this show that she had? she was on the vh1 behind the times celebrities having trouble behind the times! so good! vh1 behind enemy times. starring owen wilson. and gene hackman. Search ↗
4356.720 it's from like the 80s i think or maybe early 90s. was hugh jackman in it? yeah, they're like their car breaks down or crashes or something and then they get in with some family who's having a christmas dinner and they take care of them for a while and they don't want to tell them they're thieves. is it harry and the hendersons? definitely not that. Search ↗
5047.720 oh, maybe. that was just like pee. smell if you take a big poop one time. yeah, i imagine so. i mean that is probably the primary sense associated with it. poop? yeah. yeah. i've smelled poop before. who hasn't, man? folks without noses. whoa! or folks that can't smell with their nose. that's two. yeah, there's two of those people in the world. Search ↗
5534.060 skype for some reason makes everybody really quiet in x split whenever somebody new calls. so you got like 10 codes might even be 12 for after birth to give away. how should we do these? i you know what i'm gonna get the twitch twitch giveaways google chrome thing really quick here while you're doing that i'm gonna i'm gonna give you 10 rebirth codes because i've had a couple people who are Search ↗
5687.720 that's a bit of a stretch, josh. i don't know. i've seen a blue vagina or two. here you go. your first winner is matt64. i thought you were gonna say matt cap, who actually worked on the game, and i'd say, matt, give it back! matt64, i'm sending you two codes. here you go. if they don't work, you bug tyrone about it. that's code one done. Search ↗
6545.840 and he's like, i want $1500 for this aerosmith shirt. and the guy was like, let me call my friend who's an expert on rock and roll music. and his friend is like, yeah, this is like a one of a kind shirt from like before they were even really that famous. and it's signed by everybody. wow. and then he's like, sweet, how much is it worth? he's like, i don't know, like 50 bucks. Search ↗
7220.980 josh, help me! help me! yeah, i got shot. oh, luke doesn't own duck game. i'm sorry. you should get it. it's fun. i'll probably... i don't have a hat on. wait, no one has hats but me. we could like restart with hats. yeah, i need hats, man. alright, alright. let's get out of here. this is all wrong. i don't know what happened there. i just freaking spaced on the hats. i had a hat. because you're smarter than me. there you go. yeah, that's true. i'll invite... who should i invite this time? Search ↗
7414.460 one being one of the eight people who saved me immensely during the time of my computer troubles. why would you murder me? i also want to shout out my lovely wife who also saved me during my time of need. i guess i'll just kill myself. i was laying down on the ground there and it uh... josh, give ryath your audio settings. they're perf. i don't want josh's audio settings. oh good throw. but they're perf. what is what is this? why can't i do anything? i'm the awfulest. Search ↗
8502.980 hey, what isaac afterbirth episode are you on? 13 or something. yeah, it's been out for three days. that just uploaded his 13. yeah. who do you think is gonna be better? well, if he could actually do better on the dailies for once, we'd see. but, uh... what? ah, you scot! hell, i have my paternity test tomorrow. how tall am i? whoa! that was a great shot. thanks. Search ↗
8675.580 but then i quack. quack chat. low talking. there's like a lot of frog in the audience right now. well it's always home field advantage. but this is like frog and nothing else. there's one white duck. oh that's me also. some ducks didn't bring a mask. everybody else is down. what game is this? this is duck game. my chat wants me to cough like ethan. like who? h3h3 productions. ethan was fine. Search ↗
8927.560 nightbody is like a bruce springsteen song or something. wow. oh. that's pretty good. eviscerated. i at least have beat rumble muffin. someone who's playing the game for the very first time. like that song? it feels... yeah dude, it's forwarder. you should come over and play rock band 4, josh. because they do this thing where they like... Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

27.700 like 120 hours of afterbirth played now. yes. the two of us. oh my lord, that is absurd. well, we're gonna play a little bit more of it on the stream today. we're gonna play afterbirth, afterbirth, afterbirth. oh man, i'm excited. yeah, who would have thought, right? i'm operating under the assumption, cobalt, that you are kind of trying to unlock stuff, right? Search ↗
141.220 hates, um, bob ross. i don't know why. hater and b rater. i can't believe they would. thank you arrowhood cobra and also some guy... oh, i'm not even on green mode, this is just normal mode. oh, you did it wrong. thank you, um, mathis games as well for the subscription. much appreciated. who's that? yeah, i've never heard of him. Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
2407.160 where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh. Search ↗
3423.260 nailed it. okay, can we count how many soy milk turrets i've got here? one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. that seems like a lot of soy milk turrets. not enough. and we've got a baby who is multi dimensional. he's joining the posse. oh, you mean mysterious baby? yeah, whatever. car battery for a double charge. we got loki! help me! Search ↗
4542.740 napoleon i'm still waiting for napoleon dynamite too. they're gonna make it right after austin powers 4 man you know i googled austin powers the other day and the number two result is austin powers the spy who shagged me ahead of austin powers international man of mystery yeah, i don't support this you don't have a choice. this is the reality austin powers international man of mystery is a much superior film to austin powers the spy who shagged me think so absolutely Search ↗
4742.360 i had a lost run that went up on youtube the other day. people were torn about whether or not they should be mad at me or happy. because i had like a really good lost run and then i got a one dice room on the depths. and i was like, who would ever do that? and then i did it. and i got like dr. fetus my reflection and just killed myself instantly. alright, well, you know. i can understand your frustrations. Search ↗
5335.780 but i can't do an australian accent so i've got to default to the new zealand one. oh no, duns cap! no! oh lord, what is this? this seems bad. i just got ipecac my reflection on lilith. here we go. woo! party time! who would want this? that seems faster when i slow dick him than when i fast dick him, honestly. just deep dick him, don't worry about this. one day i'm gonna get this fucker. ah, stop donating your keys! Search ↗
6546.040 well, you know that's the the value stuff is made to be consumed in incredibly large quantities that's why it's so good on a per unit cost basis. i see so he at least found found the valley in that certain hidden valley is an artisan ranch meant to be used sparingly in university i had a couple of friends who did like the maple syrup chugging challenge thing apparently it's like Search ↗
6755.300 so anonymous, man. i don't even know who to thank. thank you, anonymous. you can thank me. it wasn't me though, but you can thank me if you want. nick? it wasn't me, it was actually shaggy. oh yeah. also we got a d100, so apparently this run is gonna be fun after all. there you go, one run. d100. the only thing i can find is just straight tier 8. like, everywhere tier 8. tiers delay. i'm on the boss fight, first boss fight on the caves 2 right now. and all i have is tier 8. i'm still on the basement. Search ↗
9041.180 who's this weird baby? he's like a bum friend, but he's dragging his butt around. what in the world is this? i got the spear of destiny. is that like the guardian thing? i'm holding a stick out in front of me. it's like a sword? yeah. that's cool. is it really good? not really good, but it's not bad. there's his little trolly face. thanks, dr. silence. Search ↗
9461.220 oh, pink haunt! my arch nemesis. i don't like you very much, pink haunt. you have to die. oh no, i got amnesia. have you guys seen the black haunt? yes. yep. it's like new mode. yeah! it's the... i'm gonna enforce this taxman reference to work, man. somebody's gotta do it. who is gonna support the name of the beatles? nobody ever talks about those guys. Search ↗
10604.420 it's topical because it's addressing the issue currently going on on twitter anyway. and the issue is, what are those? yeah. who are they? oh! noooooo! i'm dead. this is the worst. what a coincidence, perfect timing. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

114.500 yeah, i guess you're right. i've already gotten people who are like, how do you not know this? and i'm like, the game's been out for four days, man! let's cool it a little bit here. silenthunter, thank you for the subscription as well. it is a little weird that we're having fights about the meta already when it's like... Search ↗
131.560 it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh Search ↗
944.220 i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken! Search ↗
1197.400 for many reasons. and i would be skeptical of anybody who would trust themselves with one without having at least gone through some orientation. they're way heavier than you'd expect, which is the first problem with them, and then second problem is the massive spinning fucking blade. yeah, right? like the thing that can just cut your leg off. yeah. so gravity and weight, and then massive spinning chain with spikes. yeah. seems like a bad idea. so let's climb up trees and hold those. Search ↗
1380.340 it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh Search ↗
1542.880 it's like you pack a chainsaw and you got no ass to skin raw. i've been there. who hasn't been there? love these bloops on gchat. these fuckers don't talk all day. they know what an analysis is. yeah, as soon as the stream starts they go boop, boop. i don't blame them. what is this little item over here? curse of the tower, you feel cursed. oh. usually you don't give people curses they can see and then not pick up. yeah, i don't know about curse of the tower, honestly. Search ↗
1730.300 actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
2639.700 just one of those happy little things that you find in the background. it's just kind of gonna help you run out a little. substantially, are we gonna be happy little trees. cash going here. you can unlock the secret on this run? no, probably. as long as it doesn't require beating hush, that's what, uh, that's all i care about. i had a rules card and it was like, deny his gifts to obtain the true reward. and i was like, yeah, there you go. all right, who's gonna beat, uh, lost, greed mode, never picking up any items? oh, deny it's probably like, uh, Search ↗
2944.840 you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything. Search ↗
4101.280 what are those? yeah, exactly. who is it? who is it? it's a good amount of damage. what are ya? all right, hush fight incoming. so it's like every hit that we hit our shots get like stronger consecutively. is this correct? infestation shot. i picked the up one. i guess you did too. uh, yes, and i i would recommend trying up on your other one because down is mom's bra. yeah, i went down. aww. Search ↗
5306.580 did you... i just did a new control scheme altogether. yeah, that makes a difference. umm... i set store to, i guess, start or something? that's really awkward. my god, chat is erupting. who did i miss? who did i miss? lotta... kefka! eleven months in a row, holy schnikes, thank you very... and booty sweat, twelve months, oh my god! booty sweat. okay. push the... push the box! Search ↗
5577.640 that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a. Search ↗
5841.900 dumbledore i wish man isn't the 360 pad hot garbage i kind of am used to it now, but i know most people say that yeah, who says the 360 pad is like the gold standard until the new systems controllers had come out everybody was rocking a 360 pad. oh if you mean the d pad yeah, ah yes, then you are correct store the items in this beverage the store. oh you um? what was it you like press? Search ↗
6911.200 yeah, or whatever. hatchery? hatchery. the hatchery. whoa! super jump! what are those? who is it? run, c pot simultaneously. i'm so confused. oh god, b level. go, go! that's silly that they just start freaking swarming on you the second you start the level. okay, wild teleporting move, the ridicule, the direction keys. spear stored. aw, heck yeah. Search ↗
7011.000 well that's gonna do it for the tower climb segment. it won't even let me, uh... what the fuck was that? what the fuck? won't let me quit. you okay? i got freaking chopped up, man! look at this bad man getting his tutorial on. i like being called this bad man. can everybody refer to me as that from now on? the bad man? you are the one who fucks. aw, fucking anglerfish dog! i like that. i am the one who fucks. Search ↗
7589.600 you know, i feel like it's like, uh, you know, major league baseball players, they sometimes they pitch with the large ball so that when they get the small hard ball, it's that much easier, man. it'll make you better at spelunky, most likely. exactly. banana who. people ask that every day. banana who. bummer nuts. banana who. Search ↗
7936.340 i guess i'm not. i should probably look at the article again. thanks very much rainy bat for the three months in a row. it's raining bats. you're my second favorite bat after fat bat who is the isaac enemy. i'm gonna put gold bat or zoo bat, man. they're okay. i like fat bat the most though. why are you talking about pokemon like non stop today, fox? aw, just like it. you've roasted your ass. Search ↗
8896.460 i lost. i've heard ryan do an impression of better off alone twice in the past three days and both times it's been horrible and not even remotely close. are there people who are mad about my alice dj impression not being appropriately alice dj esque? can you do your alice in chains impression? Search ↗
9100.040 what was the... who was the character on today's daily? just maggie like shit damage for a long time. ah, it sucks. oh no! wait i lived! okay. why are you guys destroying so much of this freaking level? gotta make it harder for you to stand on it. okay. what are you guys doing over there? oh, i got a jetpack so you can lick my balls. with these pinatas though. ah, you dunked the pinata! kobe! aw. okay. oh yeah, look at that aim. look at that aim. Search ↗
9442.620 i would leave the butter out, but i live with someone who thinks that that's so don't leave your butter out no, they prove that that's not a thing anymore. i mean it like it can get moldy, but if you eat the butter fast enough yeah, as long as you're doing it within a week's time. you're plenty good just or what you do you buy the big thing of butter cut a chunk off your butter and slice with the rest in the fridge the butter out i freaking won wow Search ↗
10450.320 well, you know what if the trippy part about the truman show was that everybody else was really like he was the only actor who knew there was like a show about the show and everybody else thought they were in the show, but they didn't know there was a show about the show well i think that's actually commentary on the futility of mortality in existence because we're all sort of actors being puppeted through life aren't we Search ↗
11074.540 got him whatever i'm just in this for the pinata economy at this point. this is ryan. yeah you in the overwatch beta no, i'm not you know who else is in in the overwatch beta yeah, it's very jack he's the number one person that isn't in the overwatch beta that i'm aware of what do you mean? he's the number one like he's in oh he's the one i've heard about it the most Search ↗
11231.180 got a pinata no wanna why little candyman in there wow you got to go way over the top with it if you think it's over a top, it's way higher. ricky who the fuck is a candyman? i'm scared. did you like the zam squidge? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

325.460 yes, i don't know who told you that but i would advise both of you the same thing if you have too late for me, the pills have been taken. to avoid that fate. i would, you know, without spoiling anything, i was doing the brains challenge today. and, uh, that's triple bob's brain and he can't use ears. that sounds awesome! Search ↗
848.980 lnl about sturge, what's third? oh sturge is the npc in fallout 4 who no subtitles? no spoilers. what do you mean? i like i use subtitles a lot. i use subtitles all the time yeah, i think we've talked about this before but every piece of media benefits from having subtitles on great greed netflix always i can think of it one movie in particular that could really use some subtitles and Search ↗
986.060 oh, oh, uh, someone in chat gave good data. it's j6ot9 up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. but actually it wasn't him. but there was another person who said, lamb is baby sheep. the sheep is generally called mutton. mmm, that's true, yeah. when you go to a restaurant, it's like mutton. yeah. because if it were sheep, you'd be like, what do i care? i'm not gonna eat a sheep. what do i look like? eh, lamb chop. god, stop blowing up, you blow upper. Search ↗
1466.400 there are six billion people on this earth. there's someone who thinks that the smuckers corporation controls the world's banks. it's true. that person is josh. this isn't quite on that level. it's kind of a minor thing, really. breaker breaker bill gates nicks onto us. Search ↗
1500.980 wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though? Search ↗
1936.520 got tom bergeron. hosted now. hosts america's funniest home videos now. it's like nick cannon or something. i'll always remember it as tom bergeron. i think it was bob saget. it was tom bergeron. and then i think now it's the guy who played carlton on the fresh prince of bel air. oh okay. his last name is banks. mr. banks. mr. banksy. Search ↗
3035.980 which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar? Search ↗
3997.520 are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite. Search ↗
4483.980 i was willing to go the distance there. yeah, no. it's a little tough over here with no guns, huh? alright. what is your opinion of mudvayne? i liked them quite a bit until their third album and then i started to like them less. because i like the beatles. wait, who'd you like? the beatles? mudvayne. i liked the mudvayne until the beatles' third album came out. Search ↗
4956.040 you're firing. you're smoking and the boys are who is this person? it's jack! it's jack the fetus. you ever heard of him? aw fuck. he's gonna chainsaw your ass, that's better. oh! oh ho ho, that chainsaw wins! this is the fastest pulse start i've ever seen! yeah. ooh! ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! wha this is long dude, i can't tell where the rocket launcher ends and the head begins. Search ↗
5049.320 he's got like white space all around it. oh, yeah, jack or odi brack you look to the right there's like some shit that i never edited out. i thought it might last a little longer what happened i should have mad him just jump off them jump off the edge. i was trying to jump on his shit i didn't know who i was that's the hardest part about this game is figuring out where the fuck you are in the beginning. maybe you're just stupid i guess Search ↗
6705.540 black and yellow, black and yellow. i don't think it's black and yellow. that song is like... that's a song though, you're not wrong. i hate it. see you again! that's right, it's got the soulful john mayer hook and then it's got the kanye west rap down in the middle as well. who is... who is queefer? related to queefer sutherland. you wanna... you wanna play some rocket league? Search ↗
6795.180 yeah, because that's like the second one. it's for the people who are a little too cheap to buy bitcoin. yeah, it's the fucking... it's the nickel towards like, you know, the $500 per bitcoin. you guys aren't joking either. i remember just barely meeting him and he even told me to buy some bitcoin. Search ↗
7315.380 so my trust has said the stream keeps going pixely for me on yours. they just said it's back on his too. my wife, who is also a streamer and understands my desire for specific feedback, keep me posted. oh no. oh i'm coming in boys. you did. i missed big time but it was still pretty good. yeah, it was a great approach. nice save. you actually counted as an aerial hit and a clear ball. kate says dude it looks nice. oh that's a goal. Search ↗
7836.740 intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that. Search ↗
9088.400 they exist above ultraviolet or infrared something like that. it's what green white and black. why are those three colors? abzan obviously at their abs and josh who's abs and the dude and why is a magical wizard. oh fuck. i think i said any wizard wars abandon ship. do you like him? do you like abs and um, fuck off? what color is are you? oh Search ↗
9117.540 who are you? are you non abzand or are you abzand pro? josh, i'm not talking to you. i want you to tell me this. you talk to me when you get into the triple digits on points, mister. tell me the tale of your people. rude. i wouldn't pretend to be abzonian. if you got a problem with this goal, let me know. it's probably the greatest one i've ever scored. you're such a... abzan geezling. yeah, okay. there you go. josh has got it. yeah, there you go. that's... yeah, lots of momentum on this one. here we go. Search ↗
10399.880 right place at the right time. all i had to do was miss eight or nine times earlier. no. wow. gotta get up. no. oh, lord. you should do the michael caine christopher nolan sketch now. it's still being specced out, unfortunately. oh! damn, we're getting rocked. michael, you can't drive the batmobile, mate. it's just a prop. wait, who's the other part of that? michael caine. michael keaton? no, michael keaton is like the actual batman. Search ↗
10689.380 i just don't want to be where i'm locked in a room. yeah, that's... that sounds real spooky, man. yeah, you won't die though. who knows what could be in there? you're taking the... you're arguing the negative... the... the... you're arguing the absurdity. michael, you're arguing the absurdity right now, mate! the batmobile doesn't exist! reddit snoo. we could do like one more here. i mean, probably. two people on their team got zero points. i think they just joined. mmm, i don't think so. okay. Search ↗
10880.100 you're maru now? oh my lord, she's wearing like a... she basically looks like a cat right now. i don't know, what is it, umaru? remember the animation? oh yes! i do remember the animation. umaru's a character who is a popular girl in school, but at home she just likes to play computer games. ah! oh, that's a goal. i don't think we scored. oh, we got it. oh, i mean, he's a bearer of bad news, you know? oh, oh! oh! keep the pressure on. no! Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

575.160 they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately Search ↗
752.020 what do you do you actually like capture the picture of the jpeg on your cell phone and then write retweeted or something? like there's so much quality loss. how does this even happen? well, it's gone two or three layers deep, right? so somebody else needed it you grabbed it again and then you retweeted it as your own image and then it's gonna get compression loss every single time or any compression i mean, i guess i've been crisp original image. i saw a video of a guy who like i Search ↗
3713.560 yeah, take out the middleman. at least you're honest, you know. that's so sensible, in actuality. why is the only one here that's ever honest? why wouldn't you shit on the plate? it's not like the trash is keeping it good. i never would have followed that logical progression. but it's actually true. who is not here? Search ↗
4004.980 well, that's like jamarcus russell, like the famed nfl quarterback bust who lost all of his millions of dollars at the cheesecake factory. oh, that was vince young. oh, it was vince young who did that? at the height of his prosperity, if you want to call it that, i guess, he was spending, reportedly, $50,000 a week at the cheesecake factory. how much cheesecake can you eat? i don't think he was eating the cheesecake. i think he was tipping people incessantly. Search ↗
7540.580 i mean he did just have a baby. yeah. but it came out of his wife's butt, not his butt. that makes sense, yeah. and kimchi malk, thank you very much for the subscription as well. oh, edmund mcmillan killed it! yeah! it's 75. 69%, it's perfect. that is amazing. 69! hey, anybody who remembers, in junior, does arnold schwarzenegger like get a vagina or does it come out of his butthole? comes out of his ass. it comes out of his butthole? it's like in the c section, right? Search ↗
8163.080 a girl scouts cookie name that got rejected because it was just too ridiculous sounding triple mint milk swallows or shallalaberry snickets who came up with triple mint milk swallows that's fucked up that's actually really clever that was mine it's got some pearlative milk swallows alliteration built into the middle Search ↗
8260.120 i like the other one. those were both very true. yeah, come on! what's the name for a kooky ostrich who solves mysteries? head in the sandy, the crime solving trich. or flightless home. what in the good god? don't... just... just... let's just move on and forget. just forget it. just forget all of this happened. what the fuck? head in the sandy, the crime solving trich. Search ↗
8727.100 king kong is in there. oh, yeah, someone who's pretty close there. yeah. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows when he has to shit off the tower on the city, the film peter jackson made about him. for kongdong. kongdong. kongdong sounds great. kongdong. sounds like a city. welcome to kongdong. the moving 8 penis city. should have put his 8 foot glitter as... Search ↗
9380.060 it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah. Search ↗
9458.120 i was gonna say fallout, but i think that would actually make for a dope prom. i would, yeah. that'd be sick. like all post apocalyptic dressers made out of old, bold bottles or some shit. get my power armor. prom king is just the homeless guy who wandered in. the worst college football team. the fighting blank. oh, there's some great ones for this as well. oh, this is the round three. okay. yeah. well, that's not good. whoops. Search ↗
10551.140 kimchimalk and king of amarillo. thank you guys so much for the support. and thanks for watching. thanks to those of you who made an effort to watch without adblock. kobalt's streaming after this. nick is streaming after this. kate is streaming after this. what are you playing, kate? kate's gonna play fallout 4. where's that game? go over there and check out her character. she's gonna do the daily first, then she's gonna play fallout 4. don't tell me halle berry was born in the year 19,666. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

334.640 i'm gonna make it easy. uh, did you get a deal with the devil on your second floor? are you not, uh... i'm still working on that. i played fairly slowly, you might be new to this. no, that's okay, there's nothing wrong with that. have you heard the good news about cloud strife? no, please come in, let us discuss this. that's pretty, i mean, i guess it's cool, you know, people are stoked about it probably. you know who's probably really stoked about that? it's square enix. yeah. Search ↗
3847.280 it's like the spelunky tutorial where you're like, okay, we're gonna do the ah shit. okay, give me a second. so they changed the matchmaking screen, which has to be good. okay. but when i go to invite you, i just click the invite friend button and it just says invited. but it never asked me who i'm inviting. and then it says no friends are found. just invite everyone by default. just invite all of your friends. Search ↗
4047.160 robcasting index. alright, here we go. play. maybe if we figure this out, it's the best thing we've ever had happen to us. custom match. a... this can okay. invite friends. no invi okay, here we go. send invite. send invite. does it ask you who you're inviting? cause for me it just oh. alright, i'm in a lobby, but yet again there oh! i think we're in! hey! Search ↗
4417.880 already is man. it's on esl. it won't be though. it's on the esl. can we make those jokes now? no. it's not fake dad. you'd like a three month cooling off period. yeah. yeah. whatever i'll take the low path. you guys can all suck it. lin really likes twinkle a pinky. who doesn't like twinkle a pinky? i like twinkling pinkies man. Search ↗
4698.420 so we're just not going to do the stream and instead of like making a sloth character we're just going to like add an alt skin that you can tell people about for the shark man it's like you know what that's fair. so that is i do have my own skin in the game it's just not there yet. all right the idea is there this is not me throwing shade at tiny build you know everything at pax gets gets fucked up basically dude throw all the shade who cares i still want the sloth Search ↗
4812.880 what's the plan? oh, i want to hit blam beer. i don't yeah, what's the deal man? i'm good. you can't trick me rob you were the one who said blam beer you know i thought for a minute there rob was the one at first who had said it no but then he asked me if i'd said it the whole time hello, it's all very confusing. hi. how's it going? oh? Search ↗
5125.600 oh! they know what they did. i think i told you this before, but it reminds me quite a bit of in my college there was like a bunch of dudes that met up in the cafeteria and they all had fake anime swords and they would like fake sword fight each other in the cafeteria. i was very upset. i was venting my still pent up rage over those dudes at magic draft who got really mad that i accidentally took out a foil basic land. Search ↗
6579.380 i just cleared the box. i don't know what that is, but i think a lot of 10 year olds love it. yeah, and steven spielberg seems to be involved somehow. i kept hearing about that, i never understood that. i did like really, save me your spiel. you could. you got a buddy named berg who just won't shut up. Search ↗
7306.900 i hate these crest whitestrips ads, man. it's a conversation no one has ever had in real life. it's like, why aren't you smiling in this picture? oh, i'm self conscious about my teeth. you should use a whitening toothpaste. oh, but i don't trust whitening tooth who has ever had this conversation in real life? ever since the war, i've had trust issues with crest whiten strips. alright, this is this is okay, i'm gonna i'm gonna make a game. Search ↗
7382.820 oh, new dudes! oh yeah, look at this! oh, i have to unlock them? fair. i'm in. well, i want to unlock them. you got like a 20 second cushion, man. we're fine. no, look at chris just joined. oh, can we are we in? we're all you gotta choose a legend! yeah, no, i'm in. we're good. cause i would just like go back and unlock the legends. what is randoming? like a real man. wait, who's this guy? Search ↗
8004.580 cas is kinda cleaning house though. yeah destroying us all there you go. there you go problem solved. it's so much better having the names on yeah. yeah, it's nice like being out then we know who to gang up on when they're winning what i think i think the bow and arrow girl is kind of like a strategic character because she has a lot of attacks that can go diagonally so you kind of want to use her for spacing a whole Search ↗
8266.900 oh you got a blindsided! bear under control! no! when chad just asked, lol who the fuck is bae? it's bear! it's just the first three letters of our steam names, that's all. nah he's just is bae so it's like... well yeah, bear is bae. he can't spell bear without bae. oh that was me, i died. i like your themed wolverine claws there. thank you. they're bear claws actually. i disagree. Search ↗
8417.320 who am i? umm... blue suit man, okay. alright. there's a lot of... not in here. what'd you guys do? you see that cool move i have now? look at that! make a bunch of swords in the ground. rob, don't say i when you're referring to sir wullin. that's my character. i'm sorry. did you just hear that horse? yeah, i love hearing horses. horses make the weirdest sounds. Search ↗
9388.760 think it was in the 80s in houston this dad poisoned his kids candy and pretended like someone else in the neighborhood did it yo that is a bad dad bad dad cuz i've got the actual script that i can pull up hold on let me see who the real not only poisoning his own child, but then trying to pin it on another dad yo, dad's don't do other dads dirty like that dad did oh Search ↗
9448.360 i bet they do. do they hate each other? i don't think that honestly like a lot of companies know that top trending exists right now. they will. they will. imagine at watchmojo they're like, fucking top trending poached our list! who's leaking the slack conversations? i actually don't know like who writes anything that i've recorded. i've never met any of the writers. Search ↗
9628.800 i used to have a roommate, we'd play smash 64 and you'd get really salty if anybody had like a higher controller port than him. because apparently that literally is like the last tiebreaker for priority. is are you in controller port one? like anyone who's in a controller port closer to one has better priority. you'd like hit the button like a half second faster, you'd be like, fucking give me controller one man. Search ↗
9684.560 the tale of the stranger's candy was created by a man named ronald clark o'brien after his son was killed by eating a pixie stick laced with poison. that's fu oh. o'brien claimed that his son got the candy after he'd gone trick or treating but had no clue as to which house gave it to him. however, it soon came to light that it was o'brien himself who gave the candy to his son as well as his daughter and three other children. wow! in an attempt to cash in on his son's life insurance policy and help with o'brien. wow! Search ↗
10159.580 what the parents know there used to be an nhl player called boy tech policy the bear was either baby that was his nickname weirdly enough, and he was 84 years old what? all the time all the time every day does he still play nah? he was pretty good for a while and really one nhl player who's like 50 i Search ↗

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