Quotes about “the watcher math”
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815.84
didn't i just see you guys literally one second ago? i must be mistaken. 30 to 26, 39. i could kill one. i think it's probably and you know what? pop the ancient potion as well. we don't need the double heal. so give me the double through violence instead. we only take 11 damage, not that much as long as it's temporary. this is the problem with the watcher man. you start having to do the watcher math.
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501.90
because it is, it's a debuff to be riding while playing slay the spire. a, the screen on my phone is like fucking small and as the watcher you got to do the math but then like you know b, your brain's distracted as well. but anyway, let me see here. two unban requests. i don't remember why i was banned but i'm sorry i will behave and follow rules. i'll hit you with an unban on that one. no chatting history.
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663.70
devotion is just slow and like blasphemy, the whole thing with blasphemy is that we can enter divinity fast. we just have to do the math. so i'm going to try it. no longer see enemy intense is very dangerous for me and the watcher. i think i don't really want to start confused. we don't have that many expensive cards. i guess i'll take violet lotus and maybe we can get some stance dancing going on and then not thicken the deck too much. but like,
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5426.700
which is like, the enemies are basically like, come on, hit me. ascension 20 in zone four hits a little different, let me tell you. it's actually is it a lot more math? it's a little bit more math, but as the watcher, all you do is go, i'm gonna play a red card, and then i'm gonna play a blue card, and then i'm gonna play a red card, and then i think i'm gonna play a blue card. and then following that, i think i'm gonna do a red card. oh boy. this is gonna hurt.
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3283.68
this will do 26. is this really where you want to not do the math anymore? look at that, okay. had the... it got a little touchy at the end but we made it happen. you love to see it and that's ascension 4 in the books on what i would describe as our cleanest watcher run so far. hey thanks for watching. hope you enjoyed it. if you did click the like button. helps out a great deal. of course subscribe if you want to see more in the future and i'll see you next time. see you!
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73.64
it's the difference between 3 energy early and 4 energy early man, it makes a big difference. also making a big difference, not having to take flying sleeves, but you can't always get what you want. i'm like dude, the watcher feels like they're built for 4 energy. go ahead, go ahead, at me if you wanna at me. playing the watcher on the first floor on 3 energy? i'm looking at it and i'm like the math is just not built for this man.
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72.98
as much as i wish that we didn't have to do the math, we have to do the math. with the watcher, you always have to do the math and you've got to evaluate it versus the alternatives. that one i didn't do the math, i was just going by vibes, i'll be honest with you. i know i said i was going to take expensive cards, but honestly, i don't think we want study just because insights, we don't really want insights to be in our deck.
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