Quotes about “the room that fucking kills you”
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never losing in this game is so much fun. fuck you! i'm gonna fucking die! you're actually insNLy good at this game? it's kind of funny. like, it doesn't matter, but it is kind of funny that, like, this is my game. you're right, definitely should have stuck with book of revelations. i'm fucked? the room that fucking kills you. okay, good. the room that fucking kills you. fantastic.
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i don't have any... you're killing me. i'm stuck. i gotta reroll again. security. view inventory of all items. it requires a gem, so we can't really do that. boudoir kills us. hallway keeps us alive, right? for a bit anyway. green rooms do not cost anything to... brother, i'm fucking stuck, bro. i don't have the gems to get into this room. all of our other rooms don't do anything for us.
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fucking your mom for example, ha ha ha where's the lap button? it's all the way over. oh there. we go. i figured it out it's it's not hard, and if you just get it to work it kills almost every enemy in one hits um it'll drop one of these bad boys in here and there's another one how about this one right here you like that epic fetus shot guppy go poo. sorry go poo go i hear kate saying gun no guppy in the other room. no guppy. she says no guppy oh
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what should i name my three meat pigs? how about gold, frankincense and myrrh? there's a valve in there. i'm gonna fucking crash out. i was in that room for like three minutes. you could have easily typed it, man. you could have easily typed it. we did? no, we didn't. this natural gas bill is gonna be off the charts, man. that's true, they do have their own gem mine. i guess they can probably afford it. 10 steps down right off the bat. fucking stings, man. it fucking kills.
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the room that fucking kills you. okay, good. the room that fucking kills you. fantastic.
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ed furr says, is children of men worth watching? i saw a trailer but it kinda looked like a crappy action movie. fuck yeah, it's not okay, it's great. it's a really good movie but it'll make you just really, really sad. at least it did for me. yeah, i can see indeed it's a little depressing. it's got uplifting moments, it's got depressing moments, it's got a little... it's got a lot of depressing moments. i hate this room. this room is the room that kills me in like half of the videos that i've recorded but haven't uploaded yet. uh, werewolf just fucking hurricane me.
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i kinda wanna see what's up with this room. while we're experimenting, we might as well fuck around a little bit. drop something here. i was prepared for that! oh man, why does he... the shotgun must kill you in one hit. there are times when i can free my... i can free him from his shotgun, but then i can't seem to like just... monkey, stop it. you fucking asshole, monkey. um... like i can get the shotgun away from him, and i can pick it up, but i can't kill him before he can kill me, because he kills you so fucking quickly.
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no, i googled it. google it right now. plane crash dying. in a plane crash, like 192 of 192 usually die. that's also true. exactly. because they tell you to put your head in between your legs which breaks your neck and kills you. trust me. i would love to call. yeah. i don't have time to finish this fucking drawing. if i just laid out completely, you'd be fine. if you all laid in the row in the middle. see, but they don't let you have that because they gotta sell you the extra leg room.
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what the fuck are we doing here, man? i went into the same room that kills you. i willfully went back into the room that ends your life. but the parents getting old is worse. but they're still chill. blood kind of old, but they're still chill. sliced herb chicken is bomb. the herbs might counteract the nitrates. i don't know. no surprise there. mortadella sucks. it's actually delicious. i'm fucking dead. you fucking baited me to death.
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or both. it was in the room next to me. oh shit. it's your best friend. it's not me? that's messed up man, that's messed up. hello. hey young pup what happened? uh i sent it to justin because i had an alliance that grad. hey man, i think maybe this one like there's a color that kills you. hey, hey man i think maybe you fucking fucked me because i passed the bomb to corey and he passed it to you so maybe you should fucking drink them all.
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