Quotes about “the nubby you have”
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every one second, if we only have one item, you can guarantee the item that's getting force triggered every second. oh, you fucker. hit the 16 so that it hits the 512. you gotta hit it, dude! if it hit it even one time, we were in the clear. oh, that's a beautiful setup. not even close. not even close. and once fluddy gets online, it's over. okay, this is what it's all about. obviously, we could spawn a second nubby. this object... the mollusk appears to be
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493.02
buddy, we gotta go jake the snake. so here's what i'm thinking. don't pop the big peg first. pop the small peg to have a one in four chance to double the big peg. chiblee, you were right, man. nubby goes crazy. oh my god, every three seconds we double all pegs. every three seconds we double all pegs, chiblee. you were not lying. nubby is real, man. the nubby tech is legit. they don't make them like this anymore.
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that's nubby one to remind us why we do this. to remind us what we're here for. apollo, anyone type anything in the discord? no, man, no. nobody's typing anything. you can now unlock new operators with stars. oh! bing, bing, bing. like i can go to, like, classic mode next. and we got octony. squids are 20x more likely to appear. we got gobloni. oh, you're gonna have to do challenges for the unlocks.
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if you're buying maybe but honestly, i'd rather just have a coke zero. you could just give me two coke zeros, man. nubby's alive. 50% chance to retrigger this baddie right here. yeah, yeah, i could be persuaded. oh, but we can't force trigger it because it's jake the snake. i'm in management at cactus club. thanks for the idea. it doesn't bother me. i don't eat there anyway. best of luck to your brother. $28 crispy chicken sandwich ass cisco
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2070.68
i don't want them to serve me content that's relevant to my interests. i want them, i want to be a specter on the app that haunts this place without ever being observed or perceived. we have the nubby dyes. i don't think we do. we don't. chaos then. i forgot what i was talking about though. burl alberta advantage reference? yes, but by accident i didn't realize it until you just told me, baby.
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into the spider verse every single time. that's true. that was fun. that was fun. i had a fun time with it at least. we're gonna make it, people. oh, we're gonna make it. we made it! how do we fix society with that? first step of fixing something is admitting you have a problem. forrest gump sucks ass. never forget. okay, plain jane, you're done. you're done and 15 stars now belong to me. okay, slash marker. i'm gonna call that nubby 2.
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not true, i'm small and i barely try. well there's got to be a size where you're just like what's the point? you know you can't put lipstick on a pig. but like it all the sizes in the middle you can have an impact i'm sure. okay one second pregnancy test this year. first peg pop, nubby gives birth to a copy of himself. okay that's that's important for a fella like me. huge huge huge.
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randomizes all items in your inventory. nah, i don't think we'll be doing that yet. instead, i'll pay 11 gold for a reroll that should have cost me zero. why not, man? thanks for rerolling the nubby mark. what if you just made a chain of... of e's, man? e, e, e, e, e, e. i was thinking about kazoo as well, but...
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what is this? random... each turn random dice becomes icy after you've depleted this? i'm not... i don't want this stuff, man. get it? get disenchanted. you can only steer me awry. i have the greatest combo the game has ever seen. do i have max health, please? alright, it is... we're going nubby mode. we're going nubby mode. holy cow. holy cow. good lord.
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i'll go patio and hope there's a shovel in there. i am a little nubby brained, i'm not going to deny that. i wear it proudly. breakfast nook. we're going to need some keys. i've ruined my life. wait, wait, you're right. i can go outside. no, the fountain is not drained, man. i don't think i can get there. the fountain, i filled the fountain. the elevator's in the wrong position? okay, listen, we have a key card. that's not, you're the
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and double faster, so kazoo on five. he derived the solution at run time! nubby factory, i'm coming for ya! and i don't have to be nasty yins! we'll do it on your terms! all legal act! i know what you're talking about, man. i know exactly what you're talking about. i love the way she says it, man. and i don't have to be platyins! i don't really think we need more poppers. we need more point getters.
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953.60
we need a big clear this time, fellas. big, that's good, give me some lives back. well, we need to expand. i had to think. does this guy have a septum piercing or am i crazy? i think he's got a septum piercing, you're right. i didn't notice, but he's got a septum piercing. he does. i had to put myself closer to the screen there. i know him and he does. shout out to tony. that's my manager with the septum piercing. learn more, look up nubby expansion.
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and give me the key. okay, this is what it's all about man. you gotta be absolutely kidding me. reroll me. my 65,000, very tough to hit first. very impossible to hit first. okay, okay. slash marker, nubby two. dev, can i, i have some feedback for you from a bad game.
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in true nubby fashion, i sold the item that was helping us win. fuck you. you know that was fucking bullshit, dude. fuck you! okay, we got 15 minutes because in 15 minutes we are doing a sponsored segment for the new dlc that came out for roguelike deck builder, knock on the coffin lid, which many of you have been bugging me to play for quite some time. well, today you got your wish, man.
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when nubby bounces, give points equal to the number of times nubby's bounced, i'd rather have a chain bolt. you're right, the cafe, i didn't even think about it. it's a lentil minefield. we could easily reroll our whole run. which, to be honest, may not necessarily be bad, but if we can hit the first peg, we don't reroll. if we can hit the highest peg first, we don't reroll, let's put it that way. and it also means, on average, we could spend the life
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no shot, that's a roll? i'm trusting you, peter. i'm trusting you. my god, it's gonna happen. i thought we might have to quit nubby forever. what the hell is that, man? he's unbreakable. yes, sir. imagine if you got buffed by eating food irl. as i was saying it, i realize it's one of the dumbest sentences i've ever said. you literally do.
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