Quotes about “the fed”
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oh, sometimes you gotta, you know, you gotta go on stage and eat some trash. it's for the troops. it is for the troops. you're right. i've got it in my house already, right? so like i might as well just eat it. might as well use it. i mean what is this? that's nice! kate was like, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd like it.
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i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice.
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or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash?
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bumbo don't let nick disrespect. sorry bumbo with my bumbos fed as hell, too. i just only getting hit with bombs i don't see coming. that's all maybe the reason you still had the eden's blessing is because the last run was seeded yeah, i mean, maybe it was just a strange coincidence that nick had eden's blessing and i had eden's blessing so i got his own blessing on the seed and then you know no yeah, no that could work that you make sense oh
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spoilers to our first game. i drank bleach and died in 30 seconds. is that what happened? yeah, i went in the closet. it was full of cleaning supplies. you didn't stop me and i just drank all the bleach. oh when i looked at it, it said empty bleach, but i guess it was because the baby got to it. yeah, that makes that makes sense. i thought you died because i fed you a pill. like i picked up a pill on the dresser and then it was like, use pill on baby. and i'm like, okay, yeah. the pill was probably the antidote that keeps me from dying from the bleach.
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you probably should have fed me the pill. i tried to feed you the pill. i didn't know what button to press. it was probably e. we'll figure it out. i actually drank all of the cleaning supplies, not just the bleach, so there was like a cocktail going on in there. yeah, i saw you turn green and your hp was falling, and i was like, i don't really know what to do, so i'm just gonna let this baby die. i just, i stared you in the eye as i let the life go out of me on the stairs. yep. you were turning positively green. it's like, you can't save me now.
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what are you gonna do with that? just sequence broke the whole fucking game. yeah, what are you gonna do now that you're up there? it will be mine. you trying to get the key? you can drink those things all day. hello. hi. oh, i lost him. why did that chair just fall over? what the hell is happening? okay, what's the endgame there? i fed you more apples. yeah, i'm feeling pretty good right now. you take on the damn world.
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you're the heart, gary. i'll go mid. you're already fed. you got that sweet ass mech. hey, you farmed up a yasha. is this what a yasha is? yeah, that's what a... yeah, farmed a... hey, give us that thing behind you. a dog yasha? my dog yasha is my... it's not a thing behind you. famous russian family movie. hey, someone pick up this thing right here. tell me more about my dog yasha. uh... we're a great team leader. we gotta go this way. we gotta go this way. we gotta go this way.
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the path to hell was paved with good intentions. uh, nick, could you drop ammo? that is a pain a for your thoughts. yes. ammo down. aw shit, it takes ten seconds. i actually needed two though. it gives you two. yeah. a grenade! oh, we got fucking double grenade! edward, squeeze your hands over here. edward, just give him hands. okay, run josh. josh, you might be fed to the dogs. there's a sample. is there a sprint button? yeah. rob, sample to your
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they sent the kids out there because it was too expensive to raise a kid to adulthood. i don't get like why, but they didn't send like four year olds out there. they were like 16. you already spent the money, man. you mostly did it. you just didn't want to send them to college. yeah, you've done at least two thirds of the investment necessary. you've had the child, fed it, clothed it, you know, kept it in school, paid for tutors and, you know, got a minivan instead of your sweet ass hyundai sonata. like, you've already done it, man.
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we'll set him on fire and eat him. big deal. a good craftsman blames his tools is what i've always heard. what about your internal clock, nl? i think people would just get fed up with it. i do have, like for whatever reason, i got a great internal clock. as with the time it is. i do as well. i'm saying i think he's you know what time it is because you know how long into the eyes it runs. i swear, i think that it is 2.22. it's 2.21! yep, nailed it. he's pretty good. so...
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right, yeah. spoiler alert, enter the gungeon is partly developed by a man named dave. who has nothing but shit clap in his mouth apparently. dave has not said an honest thing in his whole life. i actually, we should be careful with this. i don't want to turn dave into tyrone 2.0. i don't know if tyrone has always been tyrone or if we, you know, fed the beast. the beast has also been in control of its own fate on a certain occasion. i mean, we've got several examples we could point to if we had to.
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well the presumption here though is that this is not like a wild raccoon and it's probably fed properly, i would hope. so having it lose out on a moments worth of a snack, like is that cruel? maybe, i don't know. i have a tendency to agree with you here. it would be pretty fucked up if they gave it the cotton candy as it was like two days away from starving to death. yeah see that's super fucked up, i don't want that obviously.
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i gave him a warning. oh, it was right in. oh, give me the boost. oh, rob. oh, can you dunk it? oh, i fed him a freaking razzle. what? that's bullshit! i did touch the ground, but i also bounced over it and touched valid land. and it didn't let me take it. you can't do that. that's bullshit. if it goes out of bounds and then goes in the hole, that's a hole in one. it's in the handbook. oh, i've never read the handbook, i guess.
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i'm gonna turn your mayo in your butt. you guys ever see that one channel on youtube that like makes puke cake and stuff? nope. oh that one channel on youtube yeah. is that the one that's by the... do they play that after the japanese game show about raccoons who get fed cotton candy but it melts in the river? are you guys familiar with that uh are you familiar with that basketball? it was really good.
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but yeah, some people are legit made pissed because it's just like, oh great, it's roman reigns and we've been kind of spoon fed roman reigns is like the greatest person of all time. right. but we don't really think that he is. okay. when people don't dislike roman reigns, they actually do. oh yeah, no they do.
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