Quotes about “the don't kill yourself”
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1282.38
it's alright, it'll get better. don't reassure me. don't patronize me. i had to use a little jump, that was my problem. i'm an idiot. now i gotta do the whole thing. oh no, the block's disappearing! jump! oh, they put a spike in the gap! that's what josh just did. that's so good! you know what's up? oh, i fucked it up. oh, but it comes back. maybe i can still survive. alright, i'm liking this game again. progress does that. ooh eh, ooh eh. my toe, my toe! nooo! i live, but now there's no way i can get past this because the block's gone, so i have nowhere to stand. yeah, you gotta kill yourself.
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7941.94
hit you for four? hit you for four again? at some point we gotta heal my ass. no, not that, obviously. come on, don't be a fool. something like that. something like this. convert me. you're a forger. ohhhhh! now don't kill me. i don't wanna play this because i'm scared just playing this will be enough damage to kill me. don't over corrupt yourself and apply eight ruins to me, you piece of crap. i got too many shit dice, bro. i think this might be the end of the road.
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278.06
that was a really long. it's like legitimately not your fault at all. did you guys all kill yourself with the chainsaw? no, no, we got the chainsaw and that alerted an enemy and then the enemy killed us all. i don't know where ryan's bike is getting him. i don't even know where. wow. it was this way. no, come this way though. we gotta put the cube, the cube. surely you guys remember the cube. yeah, the blade girl killed us all. you heard that right? i did hear that.
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2220.54
and where are we wait? where are we? i have no idea. i want to just reverse it there's a damn rock. yeah, let's throw it all right ketchup doesn't exist and you can't kill yourself how many chickpeas are you loading your cock with before we get into the water war why ketchup zero? what was ketchup about what i don't know i could probably i could probably hold like four really i
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569.56
thank god. 95 on the codex with a 40 crit. gotta take it. please don't teleport or clone yourself. did we crit and kill that codex? no, it's just close. wait, it did something! it cloned itself. i am an idiot. yes, i am i am i am the dumb. and now we actually could have used, uh, our other unit for this. this is okay, this is okay. as much as it seems like a disaster, mostly i'm just an idiot.
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2286.42
northern line you just blew yourself up for no reason dumb egg. here's something i learned in my life maybe i did make a mistake there but if you think you made a mistake don't double down and just make the same mistake again because that could lead to a mistake that is the square of the mistake that you made earlier better to hedge your bets if you think you made a terrible mistake that's my philosophy on it. yeah, hedge your bets. so i have a very weird situation here that could kill me all right, or clear gonna go to become guppy then right?
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2402.06
i can drink some poison and be alright. if possible, i think you should try to kill the ranger, but i don't know if you can output 60 damage in one turn. don't think so, but what i can do... let's see, how much does this use? the red prince can definitely... yeah, if you want to take some time to heal yourself, the red prince can for sure finish him off. well, i've already healed myself once, but i'm actually gonna do an aoe that's gonna heal me and damage him. yeah.
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1602.200
it does but not as bad. okay, because you can just not look at chat. it's really hard for the streamer to not look at chat because then you got to think for yourself. chat, don't stream snipe me, okay? i'm doing something. the smell of prickly pear. all time great line. i love when he says, i was the whining stranger. a fool in love with time to kill. he puts so much sauce on it, man. it's so good.
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1065.16
yeah, but imagine though, imagine. what about the chandelier? i feel like, does this thing drop all the chandeliers? isn't that gonna kill like 50 people? hey waiter. i'm off the clock. man, she loves being the life of the party. who's that give it a try? i don't think she's in the right spot yet. you call yourself a bartender.
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3760.84
no, i can't win this round. yeah, ryan, you have to kill yourself. you're up to speed. alright, i'll get some freaking spikes. they're up here, right? alright, nick, just stay close but don't accidentally jump on the spikes. and i will deliver your victory to you. oh, now i just got a black screen. oh. maybe nick should jump on the spikes? yeah.
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