Quotes about “the boots the boots”
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Wake up honey, new 33 player co-op roguelite just dropped (33 Immortals #ad)
- 10073.400 yo, this giorgio morata music's going hard. here we go. the soundtrack's crushing, dude. no doubt. lock, lock, lock. shoot the boots. i can't tell who's what. eyeballs, eyeballs. i'm stupid, i'm dying for some reason. oh, that is poisonous pollen. don't go in there. i'm dying still. what the heck? what do we do with this? oh, do we have to hit that thing? oh, those are little safety pockets, i think. okay. gonna make it up. Search ↗
drive-by parenting - Bits and Banter [06⧸10⧸2026]
I'm saying there's a chance (Slay the Spire 2)
- 70.200 phase one, you can't play skills unless you're gonna kill him in like two turns. phases two and three, he just hits for like 11 times eight every single turn. and then the queen is like somewhere in the middle. the door maker's not so bad. who we playing today? ooh, the revenant. pardon me. fuck it, bowl. fuck it, bowl. fuck it. roll the bones. winged boots and a leafy poultice. didn't kash beat into shape? Search ↗
airplane mode deactivated - Bits and Banter [05⧸27⧸2026]
- 1775.680 you guys are always complaining clothes are expensive. go to the damn ross dress for less and get the under armour shirt where it's got like a bunch of like oars that make up the american flag. it's like four for $15. they already make that for you. boots with the heel? it could be the move. i don't know. i have to talk to like a podiatrist. i have to talk to somebody who's, i need a fashion designer and i need a podiatrist. if i could get a fashion designer and a podiatrist on the squad, we could be a super team. Search ↗
IT'S DEMON BLUFF DEMO DAY (Demon Bluff)
- 2745.600 you guys are always complaining clothes are expensive. go to the damn ross dress for less and get the under armour shirt where it's got like a bunch of like oars that make up the american flag. it's like four for $15. they already make that for you. boots with the heel? it could be the move. i don't know. i have to talk to like a podiatrist. i have to talk to somebody who's, i need a fashion designer and i need a podiatrist. if i could get a fashion designer and a podiatrist on the squad, we could be a super team. Search ↗
apollo's blessing - Bits and Banter [05⧸26⧸2026]
- 6974.500 why they got him in the fucking starched up white shirt tucked into the jeans with the big ass belt buckle though. he's nine years old man put him in like a sweatshirt and track pants. just like size 13 cowboy boots tapping his foot singing hank williams in the arkansas walmart man. Search ↗
the only jamaican oscar winner - Bits and Banter [05⧸25⧸2026]
- 3245.480 respect is putting fucking boots to ass and spending time building a connection with someone. that's what respect is. respect is spending the only resource that actually matters, your limited amount of time on this blue fucking marble to be able to interface and relate to somebody else. everybody else goes, yeah, i looked up the synopsis on wikipedia. i don't know, seems cool. by the way, have you seen balls up? i fucking put, i put boots to ass on that one. Search ↗
Fella didn't know what to do about Cheng Long (Cine2Nerdle Battles)
- 3564.700 respect is putting fucking boots to ass and spending time building a connection with someone. that's what respect is. respect is spending the only resource that actually matters, your limited amount of time on this blue fucking marble to be able to interface and relate to somebody else. everybody else goes, yeah, i looked up the synopsis on wikipedia. i don't know, seems cool. by the way, have you seen balls up? i fucking put, i put boots to ass on that one. Search ↗
That's not what I said man! (Rune Dice)
- 322.040 they both have their place, but you're literally saying some shit. you're saying a chicken sandwich is better than a glass of water. different restaurants for different situations. if you're bringing the in laws to a hot pot restaurant, you got to go to heidi lau because you got the big boots. if it's just you and your spouse going out for lunch, you go to big weight because you can each get a hot pot that's exactly what you want. Search ↗