Quotes about “the 50 50 every time”
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696.160
now i'm not going to throw all my shit, i'm going to bring it to the thrift store. but i am at the point where i'm like, it might take them a decade to run through 50 fucking plushies man. that shit's going to be sitting here for multiple administrations. like every time i go to a thrift store i'm like wow this stuff's really cool but like i don't know. i guess i just already got plates. just can't see myself buying like one plate at the farmer's market maybe but
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640.74
i haven't played skyrim so i feel like a total poser every time i say that. fus ro dah, right guys? i used to fus ro dah and then i took the arrow to the... whatever. so funny. height of humor! i can't believe we made it through there without getting hit. these should be easy kills because they are on the ground. little scared. this is almost fus ro dah worthy. in fact, it probably is fus ro dah worthy! okay, we almost got hit by... i really didn't want to get hit by alexander there because that is like a 50 damage hit versus...
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3369.880
that's what it's all about, man. having some dude you've been friends with for 50 years but don't know like the names of his kids. god, i want that so bad. that sounds awful. okay, garfieldrule34, what do you want out of life? every time i was laughing, so it was a long weekend, right? i was in, i was out in vivo for saturday and sunday
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4444.140
but i have been to scandinavia in 6000 bce. worst part about going to sweden is the time change. i mean every time i eat the food it's like i've gone back in time. wait for me in the spirit world. it is kind of crazy to think about like um you know there were people that were i don't want to say they're just like us because culture makes a difference obviously but like essentially identical human beings were living like 50,000 years ago. we don't know what the hell they were getting up to man.
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1301.44
zero enthusiasm for the job. i mean he's an administrator for pictionary all day every day you'd lose your lust for life, too it gets renewed out 50 season contracts at a time he actually only like films it for like a month and he's done for the that is pretty sick and he gets like millions of dollars for doing everything yeah, he's like judge judy yeah, judge judith scheinlin jury annex. oh when you say judge judy are you talking about judge judith scheinlin? oh?
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9426.600
it's the slippery slope, man. we started at five, which is already actually like a... it's a good deal, but it's like where the line needs to be drawn. and then you start to hedge into like six and seven, and it's like, okay, we're real close to ten all of a sudden. yeah! like it used to be five dollar foot longs. now there's five dollars six inches one day a week. like every day has its own five dollar six inch in canada at least. admittedly, a dollar is... so you've lost 50% of the value and you only get it one seventh of the time.
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1049.04
the long time. i don't think it's going to do much for my actual trade income, so... although it's going to be deceptive to track too because i've just built a bunch of marketplaces so my numbers are all going to change. i'm in the middle of coring things so my numbers are going to change. yeah, ten years is a long time too, like... by the end, like it's hard to make any estimates because eight years from now you could be way bigger trade wise and it could pay off tremendously. but i like the 50 diplo. basically every event that gives me monarch points i pretty much go for the monarch points. yeah.
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2879.300
rockets in my chat says, tell nl it's the same chance, you just have more chances because there's more semen. it's like buying five daedalus's on a hot gun. what on earth does that mean? no, it's the coin flip thing. it's the coin flip. every time you flip a coin, you're going to end up with a 50 50 chance. you're just doing that times x amount of sperm. there's more, there's the same chance, there's just more chance because of this reason. that's what i mean!
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2165.800
every time someone trades with me in dota 2, we have a group of friends who are like, hey here take a skeleton king armor or something like that. i'm like, thanks man. so we had to go to the trade screen. so i always just give them an extra copy of dota 2. so here's what i'm going to do. if i do end up with 100 copies of dota 2 at some point in the future, what i'm going to do is give away a really expensive $50 game or something.
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4826.780
what did you just do that for? cuz your shit was not aligned right man. i think we did bro. yeah. this one is bad. i think we owned. we're not being crazy. we're not beating. we were beaten 50. i know every time i lose what is going on. shut the fuck up. we won last time. we won. this is history.
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310.86
so last three runs have all been grunty. i've also noticed like this might just be due to my terrible knowledge of statistics and probability i seem to get the same bosses an awful lot in a row like when it rains it pours for everything well, it could just be you know just random probability and i agree 50 50 chance you're gonna get heads every time no matter how many other times you got heads i died
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