Quotes about “the 1975”
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that's a lot of blood. it's a lot of blood. but it's not even like the donation is not what takes forever. that only takes like 20 minutes maximum. it's the questionnaire you have to go through before and then after you do at least in canada. so they give you like a written questionnaire. it's like have you ever had sex with an african warlord between 1975 and 2011 right? and then you say no. well unless you're michael a.l. fox. well then you can't give.
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who still buys newspapers? hoarders! hoarders! maybe i just look like 1975 and they're like, i might need that newspaper someday. i don't want to make fun of it, it's like an actual mental illness, but like, it's hard. you watch the show and you go, come on dude, you don't need that newspaper from 1975. you bought it for five cents. okay, um...
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it's all good until they start taking the stuff out of the back room without you knowing what's in the bags. yeah, and then... and then there's fighting. it's like a newspaper from 1975 and they're like, i need that. and you're like, dad, you don't. you don't need that. you ever watch hoarders? it's a mental illness. i watched one and it's gonna be... but i agree, i know.
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2054.360
maybe. maybe it's a are we remaking 2001 failures? is that what's happening now? maybe i'm thinking of something else but i thought it was called skyscrapers about a fireman that was trying to like get out of a high rise. it sounds like the towering inferno. oh that's what i'm thinking of! that's it! that's from like 1975. no! that's what i was saying! it looks like it's a remake of towering inferno. did they remake it in the 90s? cause i think there was one then.
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8911.340
because you need someone to watch. what about drill to drill into the safe? well, i don't know. well, ryan thought that was funny, so maybe that was a bad idea. no, you never heard of the great watch heist of 1975? you put somebody on watch to make sure the cops don't show up. yeah, and you have to synchronize watches. yeah, but that's spelled differently. really? yes. what? s y n c. w a t c h. i thought you said sink.
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so for the next like five and a half weeks we just had a substitute teacher that would play like uh you know career videos from like 1975 that's like you know so you want to be a mill ride. like a mill ride uses a tool and die machine to make blah blah. that's hilarious. yeah it sounds i think i would have really enjoyed that even though it sounds awful. i mean it was like a 72 minute break five times a week.
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but i well you, the inner workings of the cranium were revealed to you, right? you think it's one that's in. dude, i mean, you know what it is now? is sometimes i just look at a man's face and his face is 80, but his hair is like jet black. right. yeah. and is a style that has not existed since like 1975. and i'm like, my man, that's an old wig. yeah. that's fine. let's do 3000 sub goal. ryan has to wear a wig on the analyst s once.
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swedish house mafia, by the way. not only easily confused with purple disco machine, but also on the peloton music festival list. t pain already knocked that one out, had a pretty good time. the 1975. i would rather have maybe the best album from 1975, which in my opinion, probably born to run by bruce springsteen, who's not on the list, by the way. i mean, it starts thunder road, 10th avenue, freeze out. i forget where we go from there. it might just be straight into born to run. then you got...
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1674.76
you know, my parents raised me like this in 1975. i raised someone with the exact same principles in the 2010s and they're behaving differently in response to this new environment. it just doesn't make any sense to me, i guess. i'm trying to just wrap my head around it. so you need a chaperone in the car for someone with a learner's permit to drive, which means the parents have to be home in order to be the chaperone for their
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we're going through the socratic method. here's some shit that happened to me in 1975. problem that was within my grasp, just gets blamed on somebody who had the audacity. he was out gallivanting at the grocery store buying food for our family. he had the audacity to be trying to parallel park in a spot that was really tight. anyways, he needs to figure out a better system, especially since it sounds like you work late nights often. you know what i don't hear? what i don't see a single fucking
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