Quotes about “that's the joker”
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like playing family feud like we do. yeah, exactly. it's like playing the family feud on steam or on ubisoft's ludia platform. the thrill just isn't there. there's no stakes. ludia? never even heard of that. that's the developer of those games. i'm already in the depths? jesus. yeah, yeah, i feel you, man. me too. joker card.
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you're both just items right now. i have no idea what i did wrong. i turned him into a clown. i guess. everyone died so simultaneously. oh, that's fucking horse hockey. is it? no! wow! that's the greatest mind. why are you all sleeping? why do you paint your face like a joker, bro?
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yeah, i know about mom transformation. i know about the knife. i'm talking about this dude walking around. well, i left the spear on the ground. pick it up! looking like a fool with your spear on the ground. he left the spear in the wall, you joker! why is when it scroll over a dollar, is part of the times ten cut off on both sides? like there could be more text there that's missing. i think you've gone too deep. when they purposely cut that off, maybe it's times a thousand and it's just cut off.
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okay, how do you guys get these super bombs like you got to kill someone? yeah, where do you go to the you unlock him hit one of those pinatas? thank you. oh, he columbus for ten months in a row wow it's a real he's gonna discover a new continent one day box. he should break this pinata man trying use your baseball bed oh, that's what it's not getting in the water you joker. well, it's had it coming. oh, yeah right through the hole
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that's like killing a bomb carter. what is that? where did that come from a meatball came backwards through that hill where was this meatball launched? just not about you. how did you shoot it forwards and then it hit me backwards oh? sharks in my mouth all right. i'll do it. no. oh yeah, okay sure watch out for those crates. thanks, man joker whoa the tackle oh
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well you should use them to try it you joker. my hands are on the steering wheel, and and too. i think you are traveling through the event horizon of a black hole right now. is it no good? i mean that's debatable. you can knock some books over while you're there. have you ever heard neil armstrong's transmission from the lunar surface?
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the womb, which one's that? that's the one that you know, you gotta get to pretty quickly if you're gonna fight hush on your run. uh, nah, i'm not gonna fight hush on my run. i'm just gonna do... i still haven't done like the chest or anything in this. oh, i see. yeah. oh, i see. and now you forgot the joker card. what do i care about the joker? i got the eora rune. oh my god. i'm getting hit a lot all of a sudden.
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scuppy have a caller. yeah, absolutely does. bingo is name o. no, no, that's not correct. alright. take off your socks, please. no, it's okay. thank you, lizardclaw. lizardclaw 11 for the eight months in a row. who are you? the joker. i'm gonna go to darkroom on this run. what's like gimp, baby?
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knucks are pretty bad. um, this season at least. they don't have a stanley cup, that's true. you got the year wrong, buddy. 2010, that's chicago, philadelphia, you joker. you didn't get wrecked, pansoggy, it's okay. alright, i'm in the game. let me see how to get online. i'm gonna finish eating this granola bar. then i will load up the game. oh, kate's playing final fantasy xv, huh? fourteen. oh yeah, that is a four. never mind. i looked at that very casually.
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then n.l. got the fuck out of there because he realized the dude was right. well that's what like i wanted, well i didn't want to talk to him. but if i could reason with him i was like, dude they sequenced the human genome like eight years ago dog. we know all the genes. this was not a near death experience. this was just, you know. oh an nde. yeah this dude is just a little bit of a joker. uh, we have a lot of health but we're taking a lot of damage. yeah, yeah i agree with that. n.l. have you ever been to belleville ontario? heck yeah i have.
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so it's uh, it's pretty good. alright, well i haven't really run into it in the wild other than like one time so maybe i will again someday. no devil deal on this floor, huh? alright, let's use the joker card then. this guy's got a joker card. of course! now i don't, i used it. aw, now i got a freaking goat head and fear shot. you don't need a joker card after you got that. that's just science. well if i didn't use a joker card i wouldn't have the goat head and then i would have missed a whole bunch more. exactly true. the spiral continues.
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what'd you say, randy? new york and ellis island. the torch. aw, that was gonna be mine. sorry. it's okay. it's on fucking liberty island, rob says, which actually makes sense. okay, torch was number one. fox, name something associated with the statue of liberty. the robes? the robe? i guess it's just one big robe. or the book. yeah. how about liberty? probably the book. the french. that's an x. now, i'm gonna say france, you joker. aw.
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