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2211.36
i, well, i did just get .15 stat increase. tears increase, i should say. oh, prayer card! that might block a hit. i just blocked a hit. 8 8 8. anyway, i'm just saying, like, maybe actually the suburbs suck. you have to forgive me, by the way. i'm sure you got annoyed with what i said if, like, you live in a rural area.
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2479.56
it's always like one super damage upgrade. i have no idea is what i'm trying to say here. that's a tears upgrade or something. bombs are key? nah, we don't want that now. stick with our devil card. i'm just checking the terminals here quickly. see if tom hanks is here. now to check and see if the boss room is down here. but otherwise, i'm gonna be abandoning those if they are dead ends. we are gonna gain a nail charge at the end of this room one way or another. whether we get hit or not, we are gonna have a nail charge at the end of this room which could make this room break even effectively.
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1399.54
for now we're just gonna fight loki. not a terrible boss to be fighting right now, loki is obviously super easy. and with technology i can basically just blast him from across the map. take his bonfly out of the equation. oh, if possible. oh, loki's dead already anyway. and we get a tears upgrade, it's something i guess. i didn't even use the devil card on that room. by the way, where is my deal with the devil? i feel like i did not really get hit that much on that floor. i desire it. so there's a golden chest for us. you know what? we'll use a key here.
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1042.32
still haven't exploded. i mean poke goes almost worth it, but i'd say not quite maybe not quite alright so we're gonna stick with the joker. it's the right card for essentially every situation with blank card we can always drop it later power pill hey tears upgrade not actually useful when we have the aura but useful whenever we don't have the aura which is gonna happen much of the time and
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1349.52
oh man, not a good... well, bad trip actually worked out fine for us there. so what i'm thinking is we go to like two more rooms, get it charged, and then use 48 hour energy and maybe get like 3 hp out of this. well, 2 hp, but still. and again, i'm starting to wish that maybe we'd gone with tammy's head. we'll take this instead of broken magnet. but i don't think you can really blame me for the decisions i've made. with respect to the prayer card, you know it's nice to have the hp. that's a tears downgrade. and once we get to 12 hp, then we can replace...
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132.92
hp. hp for a deal with the devil or a strength card. i'll take it. give me what you got. oh, that's relatively hp. at least it's a big rate of fire increase. and i mean, i apologize for that. i'm extremely apologetic about that. i'm annoyed with myself more than anybody else, i'll tell you that much. a tears upgrade is huge by the way. might as well see what we get here. that's gonna like drastically speed up the rate at which we
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224.38
there's got to be item room shop right down here, so yeah it's worth checking this out first because if we get hp or a spirit heart or a strength card it could change things drastically booger tears does nothing with the zaizalite thing so we want to scratch that acid baby could be great but i'm not gonna rely on it bob's brain is too dangerous right now gimpy. we got it before it rerolled and check that sure are we gonna go all the way here and get bff. i think we should i
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2422.76
so if we just blow these guys up, hopefully we are going ah! woah! we got a lot of decent stuff there. devil card in particular is actually really useful. i am hoping that this is the way to the boss room. we've had pretty bad luck so far. the compass would have saved us so much time. but hey there! our bad luck has ended. we accidentally killed the doppelganger. maybe i walked him on some spikes. do we know what this pill does? tears down? i can't think of a good use for that. we'll probably save our devil card for isaac.
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1880.74
we also have a strength card which i'm gonna pop right away. so our spiders are gonna be awesome for us. as is blue candle. we have a little bit of a problem which is, you know, i don't really want to get close to him. although, yep, you're not wrong in that we do have shielded tears, but that's not any kind of guarantee necessarily. thank you spiders, man! these spiders are gonna be huge for us. no scythes, no scythes. scythe is a guy who thinks he's fly, also known as a sickle.
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1082.70
we have very good damage despite the tears downgrade that i got, still good damage. and we have a good head on our shoulders, that's the most important part i think. alright, so there's our secret room right away, might as well just use the moon card. this is actually great, and you might be saying, ooh, you used your tarot card just to get a mini boss fight where you're probably gonna take damage. yeah, that's kinda shitty, but on the bright side, this means guaranteed no greed in the shop.
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1476.64
starter deck allows us to hold blank card. we fortune okay means nothing right now. let's go down. we got marked off fuck. oh, no, it's great it's just a huge tears upgrade in this case crickets body extremely bad because we get a range downgrade okay, so that's that's very poor for us yeah, i don't like this at all so what were you holding it was oh the rune. there's a three cent rune bricano the dull razor
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