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i think the whole story of mandy's school bus is actually like it takes place inside a mental hospital. she's like an ex teacher who is like she has dissociative personality disorder or something and she takes all the the other patients on like magical journeys every day. maybe they never left the room. exactly, they never left the room at all. and that's the last episode. yo, spoilers here. you know if you didn't see the book then you wouldn't read the movie.
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like still to this day, right? yeah. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that if something was of the 80s then it's also dead. it has to be dead now, otherwise it can't be from the 80s. dead now. for example, pat benatar? no, she was famous in the 80s but she's still famous now. she's more of like a contemporary 2010s artist. it's like a mandolin, i think. molly cruz, huge in 2010. yeah, but they came out with that song on guitar hero. which one was that? hot for teacher?
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i don't know, it just felt weird. it was surreal to be like, hey, you're in fucking kindergarten, put your phone away! what could possibly be so important? you're a kindergarten teacher? how many gardens did you plant? pardon me? how many gardens did you plant? i planted zero gardens, i don't even know what the question means. the kinders, he's trying to see how many kinder surprises you made. oh, i see. cause it's german for like child garden or something. yeah, it is actually. it's a child garden. that's where they got it from.
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dude, that would be such a good like, fourth grade math question. i would be the best like, fourth grade math teacher, because i'd be like, it's nugget math, and they'd be like, yay teacher! i'd be like, okay, i want to get uh, 76 nuggets, how do i do it? and then they're like racking their brain, and they're like, you can't, dummy. that's too much cholesterol. you're actually infiltrating the place and working. from the sad old man who goes to the mcdonald's every day. the saddled man? they put a saddle on him and ride him?
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well, honestly i'm more inclined to go with what you say you've actually had experience dealing with kids as a teacher, so i have not. no, don't believe his lies. no. i'm also not incredibly invested in one or the other side of the argument, i'm not really one who cares much about firearms, it just came up. i don't believe his lies, teddy. but you know, we have opinions on shit because everyone's got an opinion on everything. some people don't.
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oh, i took one too many one makes you larger pills my guys voice sounds like me as a 13 year old i always wondered like i didn't talk that much in class like cut up but my teacher would always catch me and then i heard like a recording when we did like a school play or something. i was like who the fuck is that? i hate that date. it's like a 40 year old man in our class
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my teacher just looks over at me. got him. what it's like, you know, we're looking at some kids yellow teeth. that's really unfortunate. i liked it but you know. infernal twists. thank you very much for the subscription. oh man, that's a great story. that's what you get for trusting a ten year old with a friggin thousand dollar camera. of course, i'm gonna have fun with it.
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i don't know why. yeah, stanley is 92. someone looked it up. yeah, this is 90s. i didn't realize. you remember, uh, what's his name? mcgregor? the high school teacher? you and mcgregor? yeah. yeah, he... he played obi wan kenobi. he, like, philz was around when he was at university and, like, even before that. it's just got this legacy of being really shitty, but it just still exists. i don't... yeah. everyone thought i just forgot to donate at the end of the run. you guys are silly.
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i don't know what part what's that, but i love to play and i'd love to get a new shiny cards, so city hunter x2 we thank you for the subscription as well was that like a korean drama, i thought it was a korean drama when i live there kids are always like oh teacher do you watch city hunter? and i'm like i live i am destitute. i do not own a television nor do i have korean cable service i don't even speak korean
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you didn't make a video on youtube about the nls going live. you stupid egg. okay, let me check. how are we ever gonna know? because i did make it, but like it's positive. no, it's definitely live right now. so... it's not like we have a strict regulated schedule or anything. very rigorous. the snark is off the chain today. i'm losing, man. if you criticize the teacher, you best not be incorrect. that's all i'm saying.
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uh, teacher, it's actually spelled c o l o r. pardon me. we're in canada, my friend. we spell it with an extra u over here. just to fuck with your candy ass, basically. like, rumour. we do spell rumour like that. and neighbour.
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my mom is the official twitch mom apparently. that was pretty cool. nice. it's like pto but twitch. does that hit the spot? paid time off? i don't know what that means. yeah, it's a pto. it's a teacher organization. oh, that makes a lot more sense. oh, well. short magic. look at the little snowman. is that... wait, is that mine? it's my dead body. i'm a fucking snowman.
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is rob still dying if someone disclosed illness? no, i'm not. i am clean and healthy. well, i don't know if i'm clean. simple and clean. not exactly clean. my dad was hot for teacher. yeah, that's good. everybody's dad was probably hot for teacher at some point. yeah, everybody had at least one hot teacher, right? at least one. yeah. minimum.
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hey rob is healthy ish i mean, you know, i don't know i could have like some kind of terrible or something there's a maid there. yeah, i'm alive. i'm dead yeah, me too, yeah, that's fair nope what? if your mom is a teacher your dad is totally hot for teacher yeah unless they like married for money or something i
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yeah, but who would marry a teacher for their money? like a homeless person? it could be an inheritance. oh, okay, yeah, that makes more sense. it could be independently wealthy from a... what was that shotgun? alright. you like chased me around and didn't shoot at all. it's all about the fear, really. oh my god, you didn't even succeed in killing me. i... okay.
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what about like the place in korea? that's seoul. not seoul. sorry. as i heard about a thousand times when i lived there. it's sorry, it's not seoul. it's seoul. sometimes kate does that to me and then i just say it at the same time like three times in a row and one of the times she'll be like, yeah, that's it. i'm like, nice. dude, i did that with russian constantly. when i was trying to figure out the soft sound, i just kept saying the same thing over and over again. eventually the teacher was like, yeah, that's close enough.
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void no everything's vanishing in front of my eyes those assists were not worth it. are we all dead because i freaking rolled the two great job. i can't believe northernlion used to be a math teacher me neither, man pretty messed up. it is really well, let's do that destruction imminent i forgot it actually shows you that you're gonna die this turn if you don't get your shit in gear. oh
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