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your proteins are all folded weirdly. that's not okay to say. also, there's no proof of that. also, i was a noted diet soda enjoyer, but the diet soda period of my life was actually quite short. it's basically like from when we got a costco membership in 2021 to 2025. that's not so... i wasn't drinking many diet sodas in university or in korea because they cost money. so sorry to say i might beat the allegations on the tau protein tangles. that's my hope at least.
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and i know it because as soon as i read the study, i went, well, i'm not drinking that shit anymore until i get more information. and i just fucking tanked it. and nothing changed. nothing changed. it's still a vice? well, it would be. last week, i didn't think it was a vice. now that i've seen the study, i would consent that it's plausibly a vice. is there an adjective for vice? it's vice like. it's not a vice. it might be a vice. if it causes tau protein entanglements in your brain at an increased rate, i would consider that to be vicey.
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is it peer reviewed? it was published in neurology bro. so like that's one of the biggest journals in science. so the odds are probably no based on the credibility crisis that's going on in academia right now. that being said, the risk of the tau protein entanglements versus the reward of a tasty drink, i'm willing to take the calculus on the conservative side there.
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i'll keep, i'm probably eating way too many carbohydrates a day, don't get me wrong. i'm, you know, not a heat in this, but i'll eat some deep fried food and eat some french fries and stuff like that, but i'm not fucking around with tau protein entanglements. and if it comes out in six years that that study is fucked up and they made it all up just so that they could get tenure at whatever brazilian university they work for, i'll just drink five times as much coke zero to make up for the time lost. no harm, no foul, bro. it's that simple. nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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whoa, diet soda, tau protein tangles, rising rates of colorectal cancer among millennials of a certain age? get the fuck out of here. i don't want to see you till you're 52 years old. then i guarantee, i fucking guarantee when i'm 52, i'm going to walk in there and she's going to be like, your shit is fucked. why didn't you say anything? why didn't you fucking say anything? oh my god, it's too late. you're done. you're done, man. you're done.
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dan aykroyd. i think it's very aykroydian. is this defending my life? i have no idea. i'm not that well versed in the albert brooks filmography, to be honest. i also don't know how to spell broadcast because i have tangled tau proteins in my brain from drinking too much diet soda, but at least i haven't been drinking starbucks protein lattes found that contain dangerous levels of heavy metals.
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and i know it because as soon as i read the study, i went, well, i'm not drinking that shit anymore until i get more information. and i just fucking tanked it. and nothing changed. nothing changed. it's still a vice? well, it would be. last week, i didn't think it was a vice. now that i've seen the study, i would consent that it's plausibly a vice. is there an adjective for vice? it's vice like. it's not a vice. it might be a vice. if it causes tau protein entanglements in your brain at an increased rate, i would consider that to be vicey.
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is it peer reviewed? it was published in neurology bro. so like that's one of the biggest journals in science. so the odds are probably no based on the credibility crisis that's going on in academia right now. that being said, the risk of the tau protein entanglements versus the reward of a tasty drink, i'm willing to take the calculus on the conservative side there.
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1273.720
maybe we should just drink water and eat only bread. apollo, don't do that. don't do that. everyone's like, i trust the science, i trust the science. until the science says something that i don't like, in which case, oh everything's bad for you, we're all going to die. yeah, we're all going to die, but i don't want to be 60 and have 36% more tau protein entanglements in my brain.
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1307.600
i'll keep you, i'm probably eating way too many carbohydrates a day, don't get me wrong. i'm, you know, not a hedonist, but i'll eat some deep fried food and eat some french fries and stuff like that, but i'm not fucking around with tau protein entanglements. and if it comes out in six years that that study is fucked up and they made it all up just so that they could get tenure at whatever brazilian university they work for, i'll just drink five times as much coke zero to make up for the time lost. no harm, no foul, bro. dan is appalled. dan is appalled that i'm trusting the science.
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your proteins are all folded weirdly. that's not okay to say. also, there's no proof of that. also, i was a noted diet soda enjoyer, but the diet soda period of my life was actually quite short. it's basically like from when we got a costco membership in 2021 to 2025. that's not so... i wasn't drinking many diet sodas in university or in korea because they cost money. so sorry to say i might beat the allegations on the tau protein tangles. that's my hope at least.
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5716.580
whoa, diet soda, tau protein tangles, rising rates of colorectal cancer among millennials of a certain age? get the fuck out of here. i don't want to see you till you're 52 years old. then i guarantee, i fucking guarantee when i'm 52, i'm going to walk in there and she's going to be like, your shit is fucked. why didn't you say anything? why didn't you fucking say anything? oh my god, it's too late. you're done. you're done, man. you're done.
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