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relatively short bald scandinavian jeans instead of like the tall blonde scandinavian jeans. have you ever watched like a documentary about sweden? like 75% of the guys are like tall and blonde but like 25% of the guys are like my height and bald and they were there. i got that plus like loving fish and wearing like wool hats and stuff like that. that's my belief.
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6638.26
we'll just get it through the pizzeria's website. no problem. and now, because we've ordered from the place so much, i know the delivery guys now. it's nice. say, hey, paul. how you doing? i don't know their names. sorry, when you said that you know him. i thought you might know them. no, i just know their faces. i'm like, short guy, tall guy, young guy.
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unless you get like knee surgery or something. secondly, shorter guys have to develop better personalities because they can't just rely on height maxing as a result. honestly, i'm offended you said i give off 5'7 energy. if anything, i should give off like fucking 4'2 energy or something like that. i love to see the tall guys get mad for once. they're like, come on guys, tall guys are more chill than short guys, right? right? tall guys are chill. short guys get mad easily.
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like i wouldn't have invited you swimming if i knew that that's what you look like with your shirt off. you would be a little bit mad. i wouldn't be pissed, i'd be drooling. it's too bad ben's already put you in the friend zone. ben's not into you in that way, he's into you more just as like a platonic sense. also saw some discourse online that was like, of course he's jacked, he's short. and that was, i was like, are people actually, this is like the only time i've ever heard tall guys cope.
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i'm short is way easier. no bro, cuz like tall guys can easily eat like a chicken tender and a half more than you per meal and have the same body fat percentage. you're not giving yourself enough credit. people are talking about shit like tendon insertion points and muscle length. bro, you're software developers. this shit is not relevant for us. this shit is relevant for like 0.1% of society. what are you talking about? tendon insertion points.
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and then put like a bunch of really put the tall people like really close to the camera and the short people further back so it makes the tall guys look really tall or whatever but we don't need creature design for this we we need heavy writing the writing has to be top notch everything else will crank down a little bit hey tomo flop of the century incoming what if i added some animatronics bro how would you feel about that you feel pretty silly i'm not trying to make box office bombs i'm trying to
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331.58
they're under a foot tall. not under a foot, not under a foot, but around a foot, i think. that's really, really short. yes. is that true or is that just a malfism? what do you mean? what? i'm not lying about being around a foot. alright. you guys are out over there. oh, another guy dropped a fudge, this. how did they run outside? hey. oh, there's one more coming. alright.
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ben's not into you in that way. he's into you more just as like a platonic sense. i also saw some discourse online that was like, of course he's jacked, he's short. and that was, i was like, are people actually, this is like the only time i've ever heard tall guys cope. i think it's actually harder to be jacked if you're short because food still tastes as good, but you have to eat less of it to stay jacked because you're smaller.
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the graphs of like the wolf population versus the rabbit population and they're like, you know, wolves start dominating the rabbits, the rabbits die off and then the wolves die off because they got no food, then the rabbits have less competition so they come back and then the wolves are feasting and they come back. there's like a little short guy, tall guy dynamic i think in the nba. now it's like 95% tall guys but like
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i think there's some room for short guys, man. what are short guys good for? i don't know, ask randy newman. running between the legs of the really tall guys. assists? steals? something like that. i don't know, it's been a while since i played nba jam. boring ass weekly. sorry to sell the bat here, but 2moose is like, lord, show me how to say no to this. holy, we're so back. hamilton references still going strong. that one rap song that christine
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159.08
okay, we got four dudes now. honestly, i would just like you to be dead. isn't short king a compliment? i thought so. i thought because i'm 5'10", i'm short because everyone calls me a manlet. but apparently i'm at least too tall to be making jokes about calling people short kings. okay, honestly, you guys are so damn slow that i think it's for the best for you that i don't attack you because it's just gonna take too long. immunizing cured meat, okay?
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1826.26
we're gonna need fucking peter jackson on that one. i don't know how to solve that problem. shaft but not tip. we could shoot the scene from the perspective of the tip, looking back at the shaft i suppose, and then put like a bunch of really... put the tall people like really close to the camera and the short people further back so it makes the tall guys look really tall or whatever. i'm not trying to make box office bombs. i'm trying to
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