Quotes about “swiss”
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1702.100
oh, i know about behind you yeah, you'll know that's like you know what i do that guy's following the rules this guy was not following the rules and you know what i hate it is then he incentivized everyone after him to get more kinds of meat because you're standing in line and you're like why wait here for you can't write times worth. yeah, i don't want people to be 100 grams satisfied do you i'm gonna get a hundred grand at looking 400 grams or 200 grams of turkey 200 grams of rosemary ham and throw in a swiss farmer sausage while you're at it
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1728.680
i'll throw you into a swiss farmer sausage. that would actually be a punishment because swiss farmer sausages look like big old bloody turds. ew. sometimes.
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6647.240
like my dad when i was eight. i thought you were supposed to give them guns so they didn't want guns. well, you just like you gotta do it in a certain way like when i was eight i got my swiss army knife and that was a big deal rather than being like you're never gonna hold a knife it's like this is a responsibility would have been pretty hard to kill myself with that knife. it was still a little dangerous. i'm sure but uh
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9437.840
your mom loves you joe louis swiss roll was like oh man hook me up joe louis or swiss rolls, you know, i like the little oatmeal cook cream cream filled cookie oh, yeah, the oatmeal cream filled cookies, of course. yeah, they're really good. they're better when you put them in the fridge for a little while ding dong don't like that. i do what you got to do when you have a cheese string do you string it or do you just bite it bite it? oh
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11459.120
they blew it man, i think they've been suffering and they've had to cut their operating costs here in canada. your big mistake was not getting a turkey ranch in swiss. it didn't matter man because it was the bread that was the problem. it matters a great deal young man. ohhh. i remember this. i think they finally moved the american bread down to canada and now quiznos has squandered man. i remember this one time back in university my, well one housemate taylor and i were just like
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11489.380
getting drunk off of fireball and champagne i had in like this gift basket and apparently quiz knows like delivered or some service delivered quiz knows from i don't know. i was pretty drunk so i ordered two turkey ranch swiss and like i ate them all i guess sure yeah, and then i woke up the next day it's in my garbage pail full of fireball and turkey i've been the head of our ball since i
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9685.760
okay, now i'll probably see you tonight. i don't know maybe this week. i wanted to wait until it'd been a couple weeks and especially freaking jokers got off on holidays and stuff. yeah, that's fair. no! god, that's such a horrible way to die. that cheese conversation made me want to eat like a big slab of swiss.
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9713.620
love swiss cheese so much. swiss is good. i'm see, and maybe this makes me like pure scum, but i really like munster cheese. this doesn't make you scum at all. what's wrong with munster? i don't know. i guess it's just like a very simple... simple cheese.
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6620.080
i don't care if they whiz in my hands, cause it's root root root for the swiss team. get that out of here. olé, olé, olé, olé. oh, cobalt, it's all you, man. i like this. at least we have a strategy now. that was probably not what i meant to do. it's alright. wall meta could use a little work. cobalt worst, goalkeeper confirmed. give me arms and we'll see who's talking shit.
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3601.000
andouille. andouille. oh hard salami, there you go. oh fuck, i forgot to plug my controller in. have you guys ever seen a swiss farmer sausage? i don't know, what's that about? just go to google right now and type it in and then look at the first one. i keep seeing them at the grocery store and they look like someone's diseased shit. that sounds real bad, do i really want to look that up? go look it up.
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3787.960
apparently the swiss farmer sausage just like looks like salami on the inside which is like yeah, that's that's fine with me then but why does that look like a turd on the outside? i used to get hunter's sausage which is like a like a very cured meat that can just like last months just by itself. it was actually delicious i used to get it from the russian market. are you guys online? i am i am on line
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3297.360
they're behind you and they're gonna order eight things. why do you give a shit? they're talking on the phone like, oh she wants cap that's a good point. but what i was trying to get at is if you're trying to be super polite and you're like, i'll just get two things then you go ahead of me. and then he orders eight things, you're gonna be wrong. so if he's on the phone like, yeah i'll go get some capicola, some chorizo, some swiss farmer, then that's when you and you flip the switch and you say you left out a bunch of that stuff that made me here. that you were gonna be polite and let him go in front of you. i didn't know that was the scenario.
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1364.900
i can't even hit my high notes. swiss cake roll, 23 months. you ever have a swiss cake roll? i have, i don't really like them that much. i'm not into them either. there's something weird about the chocolate. what's that about? you never have a chocolate, like a thin chocolate cake with cream in it and it's rolled up? that sounds pretty good to me, i don't see a problem with it.
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2539.660
there's like a couple in new york, i guess. what about st. hubert's? you guys have st. hubert's? never. no. it's a french canadian rotisserie chicken chain. type of dog. what about swiss chalet? you guys got swiss chalet over there? sounds like a type of skiing place. sounds like a... where you go to go skiing, right? well, you know what? you're gonna be so negative, maybe i'm not gonna give you the names anymore. is that french? swiss chalet? it's swiss!
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2569.400
oh, swiss. it's swiss and then chalet, which is a, you know, i guess it's a french word that means like a house that you sleep in when you go skiing or something. so there is skiing involved. well, i mean like the chalet, i think. i wasn't totally off. implies skiing. i've never done a ski before. that's what that meant. you guys have, yeah actually there's some smokes poutineeries now in berkeley. poutineeries? poutineeries. yes, i think carpis is canada only. i don't know any other canadian only chains. you know what, there are some american only chains.
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2659.940
do the managers go outside and stare each other down every night? oh, even creepier really. it's swiss chalet. it's swiss chalet.
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well yeah it's like saying best roll for a sandwich is a swiss roll you know a jelly roll. oh that's a little dire. now that you've explained it i understand you're not eating egg roll sandwiches that'd be weird. no that'd be disgusting. i mean i shouldn't judge i shouldn't judge there's probably somebody out there who's like i really love those cobalt screw you. i mean if you put if you put like
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you should try that again. just draw a tiny person on the table. oh yeah, draw ant man. uh... beast. what's he having on that? yeah, there he is! is that swiss? that's breakfast again?! you got breakfasted! of all the people to breakfast, we breakfast cobalt. it's in a texas air hanger. oh my god. i'm not supposed to reuse them.
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