Quotes about “swinger”
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that's what happened. so he went back in his mind and he's like, remember all those years ago when i wanted the monkey thing? oh, we can do that now because nobody will tell me i can't. pretty much, yeah. it's like an illuminati conspiracy to have shia labeouf swinging with monkeys. maybe that's his fetish. maybe he likes swinging with monkeys. the monkey swinger. i still think it's not that bad. the monkey scene is horrible. the ant scene is horrible. there's like at least two other parts that are really bad. obviously the refrigerator scene is horrible.
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what is the swinger show called? it's like real real swingers of england or something like that. what the food how the fuck do you do? there's only three episodes, but it's it's a mass jam packed. i will say you said mindhunter is fictional and while that is true, it uh, it's based on um, the real story of the first fbi division to well the thing is like real people made it so like
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come on! we wait for the day. here, uh, behind you the door's open. yeah, i don't know why i'm trying to go to that button. yeah, so now you can swing josh maybe? no, this is for the next room. i've got it down. yeah, swingers over here. oh yeah! thanks! we got a swinger over here. is there like a is there there's a box over there, we gotta put the box on the switch. i see. oh, yeah, i might need a trip sitter here. hold on, hold on, i could lever. you guys ever have to do that for anyone?
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oh, you're gonna swing like a mighty... swinger? yeah! am i latched on? you're latched, you're just, uh, batched as well. nick, this is gonna work. no one gets prison in canada, including the dude that ate that dude's head. he got sent to like a prison of the mind. he's done it! why did he eat that man? alright, alright, alright. a little bit farther back. okay, that should be it. we need to make like firing tables, dude. ahh! for real. what goes through your head when you're like, today's the day, i'm gonna eat another human being?
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i mean, i don't want to tell them how to make their game. get alpaca patrol, give me that board. this thing seems way heavier than one staircase. i'm on an egg quest, josh. i can't get you your board. i'm trying, but my dude is not enjoying this. i have an idea. why don't you use the crane and then ride the top of the door to get up to me? i would like that, but i also have to get to the top of the door, so i have to swing. although josh is a better swinger than me. we could sure he rolls. any chance you can grab this one?
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that was me, brother! oh no! we got a little arrow on the top, man. oh, it's the latest star you could ever have! she still hasn't left the gate. and we want to be the first swinger. oh, that's not the right one. but i'm so proud of her.
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in mexico, like they dock in mexico and people get off the ship with the ears and the lanyard on. i'm like, you're gonna run into some trouble. you gotta leave that shit in your room, man. you can't be wearing your disney cruise shirt and the ears in mazatlan, you're in trouble. you just type some crazy shit. swinger wearing upside down pineapples outside of the crew. is that like a code? it's a code for swinging, yes. yeah, how would you know?
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oh, good try, good try. oh, he fell into his death! that's fucking funny, man. that's fucking funny. someone open a case right now. that's a guaranteed knife. we got this, guys. we're them, bro. locking in, locking in. remember the names, dude. the texas tugger, dude. the squamish swinger, dude. the new york nudist, dude. the melbourne monet, dude. and the freaking filletin flasher, bro. we're them. he called them all out. that's crazy.
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if you're gonna go down, might as well go down swinging. that's what the great, uh, jimmy swinger said. oh, jimmy swinger! yeah, he's um, one of the best, uh, tango dancers, i think. oh, come on, run. oh. what does it matter? you got tiny t rex arms? just sock him one in the jaw, you'll be fine. one right in the jaw. exactly. the kisser, as it's called, but i don't know why. i don't either. man, it's weird. it seems completely unrelated. oh, that was a really good move. thank you. yeah, i'm gonna have to...
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that hollywood block! he's a swinger! god damn it! nice, i like that. i like it. i'm going... oh, nope, i fucked it up. never mind. nice. nice. i didn't have any boost. i wish i had boost. oh, thank you. there we go. i'm seriously moving all parts of my body to... off the wall! to off the wall, the landmark michael jackson album? uh oh. uh oh. okay, good. we're fine.
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