Quotes about “swear daughter”
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hello and welcome, i am arumba. thank you for joining me. we're on episode number nine of let's play, the holy warfare series with mathis and northernlion. thanks for joining us. yay! i'm ready. so where we left off last, what was happening? i swear fealty to mathis, lord of all. welcome to the empire. and you all like me, man. you like me anyway. and i had a daughter. that's pretty exciting news. that is exciting. if i take a look, i'm actually curious more particularly
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sloop john b is about the clumps. come on the sloop john b with hercules. some dance up then and tank dollar my corn. let me go about the john b. sorry. we don't swear in front of our daughter. i will say though my dad swore a little bit in front of our in front of my daughter. i might just be dead.
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or at least pay the teenagers a little bit more, they'll take some pride in their work and it could become like a vocation instead of just a temporary step for them or something. find a butcher shop, i swear you'll like it. i probably should. i'm a victim of convenience now because i go to the grocery store like three, four times a week. i usually go to the closest grocery store when my daughter's school is over and a butcher shop would be like a little further away. maybe it's time.
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no apple cores on the ground? no. no, these were definitely... these were mango eaters, man. the upstanding virtuous apple eaters would never do that. i thought you didn't really care about swearing? like, i don't really care if, like, we swear around our daughter, because we make an effort, like, not to just do it for no reason.
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i swear your daughter's out of daycare more than she's in daycare? what a trenchant observation. i never thought of that myself when i wrote the checks. or get comments tweeting about how i had diarrhea 30 times in 8 hours and then somebody replies and is like, when's the next bespoke super autopets video on youtube? i don't know. you'll be the first to know, i promise. i'll pencil you in.
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don't make me go to the others. don't make me go to the other side. you know what? i'm willing to do it. it's so much... oh my... dude, like i'm not that mad. it's not that big of a deal. we've had so many cursed like golden pennies lately that gave me like three cents. it's getting to be a little much. you like the tweet where my daughter said i look like a red bald headed uekari? i swear to you, with god as my witness, the tweet is true.
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and there were older siblings at the birthday party and they had a balloon that was a six and a balloon that was a seven and the kid just kept grabbing them and going six seven six seven and then i swear to you so my daughter came back from the indoor playground she was like guess what and i said what and there's no way i could have possibly guessed this she went one of the older boys said
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yesterday my daughter, they just get on one sometimes, you know, like an electron flips in their brain and they start saying crazy stuff. she was saying, i want to see some of your videos. and that's fine. we just got to find some that are like relatively family friendly. and i'll be honest with you, it's not really like whether or not i swear. i'm not very protective about like her hearing media with bad words. i just always tell her like, hey, that's a word you shouldn't say.
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i can't say that. here's the thing, okay? i don't want to swear because i know you maintain a family friendly environment. so i don't want to say the a word, but i'm like a 34 year old man. i don't feel comfortable saying but and i'm not from england. so what about going to say bum? i would say pasty. my posterior i suppose no pasty. i'm not gonna say pasty that just doesn't it sounds like a my daughter ordering at a restaurant.
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what's your favorite cheeses? okay, this is not a joke. i swear this is true. we're getting ready for our daughter's second birthday party. but we might have bit off more than we can chew. are we chilling? because we invited, we're like, okay, my parents are coming down.
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that's why this stream is sponsored by snickers. can i tell you something? can i? and i'm not trying to flex here. i will occasionally succumb to buying potato chips in the checkout aisle at the grocery store. since becoming an adult, i have never bought a candy bar in the checkout aisle. i swear it to you. now do i get tempted from time to time? i do because i'm like my daughter could have one of the reese's cups and i'll have the other two. but then i just like don't do it.
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