Quotes about “swallow cum”
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definitionally though like completely honest it's like 99 percent hyperbole but if david tennant was in front of me i don't know how that interaction would turn out even if he didn't offer you anything he just wanted you to do it yeah i mean like i'm not sure how that like he's so hot that you would swallow his cum
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9835.40
oh man! he's not wrong. he's coming in hot! i'm french champagne, you're a bottle of cum. i'm gonna swallow you like i'm drinking rum. i don't care about you or your monkey. now bend me over, jean, and let's get funky. are you gonna swallow him?
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9861.82
you're gonna swallow his cum and he's gonna get fucked by it. yeah. you asked me for a liquid. you only thought of cum. it's so easy to rhyme.
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4274.10
it's just so unnecessary. what about it is different than just drinking some cum? you know, like you yeah. skip a step, cum in your own mouth. it tastes bad if you drink it. it's the second time ryan's recommended cumming in your own mouth. both of them were for certified freaks. i say if you're sensitive about your load size, just cum in your own mouth and swallow it real quick. and then pretend that it was so big you got a tummy ache. which would fucking work, by the way.
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3973.62
didn't even leave the starting line. i'm reluctantly crouched at the starting line, waiting and baiting. he's jerking in time. his balls are clashing on an empty road. he's hoping soon someone will swallow his load. he's going the distance! the song is about cum, people, is what i'm trying to say. how long you workshot, that one. that one came off the cuff. worst band of all time. actually, cake is really good. and the band is pretty solid too.
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580.76
it's just so unnecessary. what about it is different than just drinking some cum? you know, like you're yeah. skip a step, cum in your own mouth. it tastes bad if you drank it. it's the second time ryan's recommended cumming in your own mouth. both of them were for certified freaks. i say if you're sensitive about your load size, just cum in your own mouth and swallow it real quick. and then pretend that it was so big you got a tummy ache. which would fucking work, by the way.
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and again, there's nothing wrong with it either way. but for me personally, it feels like it wouldn't be as bad to just suck it and then swallow the cum and be like, you know. what? you just said that! well i would be like, i am straight, but i did suck a dick once out of necessity for a bit.
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didn't even leave the starting line. i'm reluctantly crouched at the starting line, waiting and baiting. he's jerking in time. his balls are clashing on an empty road. he's hoping soon someone will swallow his load. he's going the distance! the song is about cum, people, is what i'm trying to say. how long you workshop, that one. that one came off the cuff. worst band of all time. actually, cake is really good. and the band is pretty solid too.
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3064.00
extra meds, it was like hell for meds. people were like would you swallow cum for a million dollars? i'd have to talk it over with my wife first but i mean it's a lot of money. well what if it's not attached to any particular individual? like so it's genetically engineered? i mean i would suck the dick and swallow the cum for a million dollars. that's not generational money but it's at least like it's pretty great. yeah it's pretty great.
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i don't know the answer to this. don't answer it though. do you guys like cumin? uh, yes. i enjoy the spice cumin. why don't you cumin my mouth then? i don't know if you're burning me or propositioning me. i want to swallow that cum. all right, well, you know, it's each their own. all right, let's play some...
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and again, there's nothing wrong with it either way. but for me personally, it feels like it wouldn't be as bad to just suck it and then swallow the cum. and be like, you know? what? you just said that! well i would be like, i am straight, but i did suck a dick once out of necessity for a bit.
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