Quotes about “survive the internet”
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that's the internet one that we all hate now. oh yeah, survive the internet. yeah, i don't like that one. we're bad at that one also. you know what? in fairness though, we do play quiplash like close to three times a week. so i feel like we're pretty. we've probably played it more than 99.99% of the population that owns the game to begin with.
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in 2012, in order to survive as like a content creator, which i guess i would not describe the cbc as necessarily, but you had to make advertiser friendly content because it was like the only way to generate any sort of income. you know, this is like pre patreon, pre twitch partnership, like the whole internet just it went from like the banner ad model
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didn't we find out that monster game was both? yeah, somebody ran an analysis, and they're like chat definitely should have won but instead they just didn't give them the bonus hearts that they earned so they came in last in anyways what if we do one survive the internet? all right, i need the place around you never judge. yeah, oh what is it? it's it's it's in your contract josh. you didn't read it. oh
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stick to the docket. the second part of the docket was a square bracket that contained some combination of tower unite bullshit plus jackbox. zero and a hundred is a combination. let me go to skype here. sin victa. please survive the internet? if it works, i'm for it dude. he said ryab. double jackie? he knows what that means at this point. double jackie? at your leisure?
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4936.84
your most recent dream that you remember was about blank. yeah. and so i just sat there for 50 seconds going, remember? alright, let's try to survive the internet game and maybe it works. uh, alright. did they uh, did they like patch it overnight or something? i don't know, it's like, i don't even know if it's out yet. i guess it's probably not. we gotta give it a shot though, right? yeah! sure. yeah, i'm sure. yeah, sure.
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5972.36
this game is horrible! this is the horrible game! but it's hilarious! it's turning us all into bad people! yeah! oh god! i see why it's called survive the internet now. yeah! oh fuck. it's like too soon, the game. boom. let's see what the points are.
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unfortunately, but all you have to do is survive if you survive for four turns it counts as completing the mission spooky perhaps, but i'm using a guide suggested by the internet to help me have a chance to stand a chance now i will admit so the idea here is that it's pretty much mark and high damage synergy and
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803.36
people are like i mean i in when i came back from the eye the cleaning the vomit to record the rest the isaac episode i talked about it extensively and i headed off the you know rebuttal at the past people are gonna be like that's disgusting yo, you go in the internet you see freaking people's heads get crushed by like a tractor trailer tire and explode like a watermelon everyone goes i don't want that for my fruit salad a thousand up votes you talk about like wet cat vomit people are like how can you survive on this planet don't you understand people find that disgusting?
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i don't know if we can play survive the internet with people that have never seen it before because it's just... it's almost too bad. it's still just jackbox tv, right? yeah. chat, do you guys have any good hat colors for us? oh, i don't know if you saw discord. nope. what's going on in discord? in the middle of discord. in the middle of discord. seafoam green.
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10514.700
wait no, tb wins! yeah, the ghost wins. wow, it did take away all of my bonus hearts. it did not say that in the description. alright, i'm no no no cancel game. naughty you goat game. i'm willing to brave one round to survive the internet.
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all right, oh god. yeah, not good. you'll love this one you essentially choose where to draw the line and survive the internet i was saying what happens and by what you laughed at so it's gonna like i'm gonna preemptively go all in like oh, i'm flying the table in play. you know we got it now right i
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10573.960
i don't think it's very funny at all. that's a really specific one honestly. just that one, not the other one. alright, everybody's in. so essentially the way that survive the internet works is that it's a game about bait and switch. so the game will give you a prompt like, hey,
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mmm a poo. let's do it. mmm poo. if you're gonna play this online, i think it's a question of how much do you trust the other people in the discord not to know? last time we played the survive the internet, which had holocaust jokes, i feel like not a lot. oh, god damn it. alright! alright!
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that half is like, should i leave a prompt that's very open for people to exploit? i'm like really angry at this prompt. i want to like... i think i know how to get out of this. luckily, that prompt won't be there for very long. i have an idea that might save me from the internet. we'll see, you gotta survive the internet. we'll see if i survive! i feel like i agree with you, chad. i sort of feel like you won the monster game and it just didn't give you the many bonus hearts you earned.
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to see a tiny vertical scar well well well okay cats dogs humans have them but birds don't yeah i know but that's what google's told me thanks i see do you have your sights set on anything uh no i could be persuaded for for whatever i'm i'm just gonna throw out job job school survive the internet school i'll survive the internet would be i'd vouch for that one in that one in a couple weeks survive the internet survive the internet
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okay, i know how to play this game now guys. am i the only one that they changed the fucking phrasing of? to me and you guys? dude, they should make a fibbage gaslight edition where they give you one prompt and then when you answer it they make you look fucked up. oh yeah, survive the internet. that's a good point. yeah, that is a good point.
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wow, you really dropped me in on my first ever nlss on the one game type of jackbox where it's like say something kind of controversial. well we can play survive on the internet later if you want. oh yeah, that's the point. i was thinking, i was like okay, it's the first time this in has ever been on the show. should we give them the controversial one or the one where you have to make a 45 second presentation to the audience or the one where you have to rhyme and then we rap the lyrics? i was like...
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