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just adding like dick sucking to every song. it's like you're walking around the disney cruise, right? and they're playing the disney music on the speakers in my head. i'm like, no one sucks like gaston. no one sucks like gaston. no one turns as many cows man into cucks as gaston. i'm especially good at defecating. i'm like, damn, it's like quarter after seven in the fucking morning, dude. i'm just getting a coffee.
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i'm not surprised that he got a reaction on disney cruise, because that's what you're there for. but i am kind of surprised he got the biggest reaction. when obviously the biggest reaction should be for gaston, because he fucking ripped up those songs, man. even though every time i hear it, i do hear, no one sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston.
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he plays, oh shit, 1668. he plays gaston's lackey in the beauty and the beast remake. just trying to think about where i'd like to go with this. we have to talk about, we should talk about kevin. we need to talk about kevin, there we go. no one fucks like gaston, no one sucks like gaston. no one turns as many men into cocks as gaston.
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sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston. no one turns as many cows, men into cucks as gaston. i'm especially good at defecating. and i'm like, damn, it's like quarter after seven in the fucking morning, dude. i'm just getting a coffee. daddy, why are you laughing? nah, she's still asleep.
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no one sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston. no one hits the nancy reagan gluck gluck like gaston. i'm especially good at ejaculating. yeah, it gets me every time. but i'm like, i can't say that shit on the cruise because like...
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