Quotes about “stroke not the good one”
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5204.24
but if no we lose round one if my back door opened the other way. i could not use my mouse right now i could only use my keyboard man. i would have i would i don't even know what i'd be doing i'd be playing like i want to be the guy or something like that having a stroke on stream and not the good kind hello, josh. josh. i screwed up my thumb dude. look at this. i'm a freak. oh
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7874.88
oh, there's like a weird bird sound happening in the woods. i don't like this one. it's my wife. whipped it! i feel like i'm trying to get bits into a cup right now. oh fuck, six stroke lead. i'm doing so bad. whaaat? this is not a real course of golf. it is a really good band course. oooh! hole in one! gimme dat! you're a hero! who dat? no, i'm an irony hero.
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400.22
good. solid performance. the par is gonna be unlikely. i'm just gonna level with you. well, maybe not. now that i think about it, i'm like, you know, this co ohhhhhh. undeserved. undeserved and i definitely left the stroke on the table for perhaps daniel or malf to get one over on us, but i'm somewhat pleased with that. don't get me wrong. plus the song's a bop. i mean, come on.
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929.06
i think there should be one for three, because oftentimes you'll be in a situation where you'll be given three options. for example, do you want to go to montana's for dinner, or applebee's or bennigan's? why not all three? okay, i guess, you know, now that i start to think about it, there's a lot of good reasons why not all three. one of them would be type 2 diabetes. plus, i mean, that's just hard on the pocketbook, those restaurants like that. anyway, i have no idea what i'm talking about right now. kind of feel like i might be having a stroke.
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396.28
it was such a good drive. the second shot crushed us. the putt was not great either, but it's okay. one over. i can live with it. it's okay, john. it wasn't a bit of a bogey. you can call it what it was. it was a bogey. i think we want to be right about here. and a perfect stroke. wind? we're relying on the wind to take us down? oh, we died as soon as we touched the green, but still. an 11 foot putt. analyzing it.
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437.28
this time just focus on a good clean stroke. still a little slow in this business, we're okay with that. come on, just roll not into the sand. well, pretty much stuck with this one. little slow. oh, that was perfect. it just has a little hook or a slice to it. can we get on to the green maybe? okay, well dude, unexpectedly very decent shot too. oh my god.
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1901.94
one of which being i shouldn't get riled up in the first place about it the other one being that i always say what are you getting riled up for i didn't even pop the devil card and yet we still got the deal with the devil. what a stroke of great luck this is not an opportunity where we fight hush. we're low on keys. we're low on money. we're low on hp we don't have good. we're not low on hp. we're not great on hp, and we also
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9481.420
that's wrong. that's not your place for a puck to be. ryan, what are you doing? dude, you didn't see what i went through, so don't even start with me. oh. ho ho. you made it. you're in the hole. i'm only on stroke 4, don't act like it's fucking stroke 200. if all of our things here, these pucks were edible, i think ryan's would be the best tasting one. what would it taste like? it's like tangerine. no, it's mango. that's good too. that's quality. quality flavor.
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2447.340
my asshole falling out eating the shit rap takes it. i did like painis. painis was a stroke of genius though. that one was there. i love a good painis. i'm not gonna do the thing i always do where i go, what other games are in this pack and then we all agree that there's no other games in this pack. so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna close it and when i close it it's gonna crash and then i'm gonna go oh yeah this one always crashes.
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2587.86
still feeling good. still feeling good. bro, honestly, when baby boomers stop golfing so much and millennials become the dominant golf demographic, they have to raise par by one stroke. i'm not cut out for this like make one mistake and you can't get par life anymore. that's something you had to live through like the cold war to have the stomach for that.
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