Quotes about “stroke not the good kind”
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but if no we lose round one if my back door opened the other way. i could not use my mouse right now i could only use my keyboard man. i would have i would i don't even know what i'd be doing i'd be playing like i want to be the guy or something like that having a stroke on stream and not the good kind hello, josh. josh. i screwed up my thumb dude. look at this. i'm a freak. oh
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929.06
i think there should be one for three, because oftentimes you'll be in a situation where you'll be given three options. for example, do you want to go to montana's for dinner, or applebee's or bennigan's? why not all three? okay, i guess, you know, now that i start to think about it, there's a lot of good reasons why not all three. one of them would be type 2 diabetes. plus, i mean, that's just hard on the pocketbook, those restaurants like that. anyway, i have no idea what i'm talking about right now. kind of feel like i might be having a stroke.
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915.04
i don't know what happened to me there. i had like some kind of aneurysm or a miniature stroke that prevented me from being able to run like my... triangulator in my head to figure out where the fuck that black market was. that's what i get for saying, you know, you don't want to make a habit of not using the ujedi to find the black market. there you go, i used the ujedi to find the black market. ended up getting stomped in half by the ghost. also probably a good example of why you shouldn't use a rope to kill a bat.
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419.24
15 cents for bookworm and the answer is no instead we got pentagram, and i'm not gonna act like oh we're some kind of genius for this this is really just an incredible stroke of luck, but yeah pentagram of course. it's the right choice so we got two good books i prefer book of shadows maybe the book of belial at this point, but it still is very very very good alright well got an exploration bonus nonetheless can't make it in there. it's a little light on hp, and we really should use book of belial more frequently, so
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2365.04
but, hp wise we're in a great spot. and blood of the martyr? nothing wrong with that. and by hp wise i meant damage wise. because hp wise we're kind of in a little bit of a prickly spot actually. oh, it's so good. cricket's head, i love you. i think i love you, but what am i so afraid of? actually not very much. just having on camera stroke and then losing the run. which could happen theoretically, but probably won't. yeah, at this point...
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let's head down to the next floor. not really nervous about the way that this is going, but i really don't want to be the guy who loses the epic fetus run, you know? i'm much happier being the guy who like, through some kind of stroke of fate, kind of beat the lost on his first couple of tries. well, some of his first couple of tries. as opposed to the guy that's a wizard... health up? that's a good one. and another wizard pill.
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he's the chip master. me when i'm watching the avengers golf and bubba watson's music starts playing. holy shit, that's bubba watson's music? that was not a good stroke. bubba watson's gonna pass me. avengers golf game would kind of go hard. i'm a big believer they should make more golf games and less shooters. oh, you piece of crap, dude.
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after i guess it goes after return of the jedi. yeah. yeah. wait, why do you do that order though? because episode one is kind of useless. yeah, you don't need a lot of information from episode one and it's not very good. yeah, but why why stroke them up differently? because if you put them up in this order, it's really telling you the tale of luke skywalker and then at the end of
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so you do like tomatoes? no, v8 splash is just like a fruit juice. it's a bunch of vegetables and a bunch of fruit. v8 splash is just like a fruit juice blend that you're like, it's healthy but it's not healthy. it has vegetables in it. yeah, i mean, so does the planet earth and it's fucked. alright, good point. i didn't think about it like that. that was pretty good. how do you guys feel about tomato soup? josh, do you have a stroke? aspic or not? kind of a personal question. tomato soup? what?
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i'm not a fan of this one because i really screwed it. you're only on stroke 4, apparently. yeah, that's pretty good still. that's not bad, man. i mean, i did it in 7. if this hole was a pooch, i screwed that pooch. alright. that's kind of weird, the thing you say. yeah, he's talking about dog fucking out of nowhere. now i have to tell you if your dog's gay. that's a good one. how? oh, it's a classic. it's a classic windmill.
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