Quotes about “stranger or a pet”
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or was press the button, the word you were saying is a question mark, not press the button, man defusing the bomb. yeah, that's exactly what i was doing. okay, my mistake. now the word pNL says there. t h e r e. alright, that's also bottom right. bottom right, yeah. okay, bottom right is the letter u. the letter u, then it's uh huh. uh huh. yeah, holy shit! $50 donation from stranger cult, thank you. sorry. press this button.
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step one of living in a big city for me has been like if any stranger talks to you on the street do not respond they never yeah, it's never like hey. how's it going? hope you have a good day today they always have some ulterior motive the only reason you have to talk to a stranger is an until ulterior motive they want your money or they want to have sexual intercourse with you now if you're in the market for the ladder then you know maybe the best area take this as a grain of salt, but i
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no stranger ever wants good things from you. i wish that it was not the case, i wish that we could all hang out together and have fun, but there's a couple bad apples spoiled a whole bunch. oh come on! it's like an 80 degree angle. i don't know what would have pushed me off there. i don't even think a poke would have done it. or a hadouken. or you know they need directions. yo, get a phone.
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aww baby. it was not bad actually. what did it do, like 60? 50 or 21? the last stranger talked to me... oh i said it a lot. this is actually true. the last stranger that talked to me did offer to sell me a magic the gathering expedition. but it was at a magic store. so you know, context is everything. if you're inside of a building and a stranger talks to you, evaluate the building that you're in and then decide what an appropriate reaction is.
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a mobster's pet peeve. hitman games not accurate enough or having to do laundry after a massacre.
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nick, do you ever wonder what if god was one of us just a slob like one of us? you like just a stranger on the bus just trying to make his way home? what a great song. yeah. i've never actually considered that. so deep. oh, and if dog was one of us not a bounty hunter just one of us not a multi million dollar celebrity, but just a stranger on the bus. what if
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oh, the call just ended. alright, well, fair enough. i'll uh... that was one of the stranger endings of a stream that we've done recently. thanks for joining us, rubblemuffin! i know you got stomped a little bit, but that's just the nature of the beast. it was still fun having you on. the game's really fun though. i think even like, no matter how you do in it, it's still just fun to play. uh... when are you gonna build some spaceships on imperi excuse me, emperion. i don't know. what's emperion? should i know about that?
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yeah, well he's not actually a rock, he's just a fuzzy friend. oh, okay. he goes, rock, meow. why did they ever shape pet rocks into forms of animals? that'd be like, way better. they probably did. yeah, actually. yeah, like a chinchilla. chinchillas aren't made of rocks. ah, you say that, but i mean, have you ever actually looked inside of a chinchilla? no, i've never seen inside of one. well, there you go. what kind of stuff's in there for you? i mean, it could be rocks, that's all i'm saying.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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the tale of the stranger's candy was created by a man named ronald clark o'brien after his son was killed by eating a pixie stick laced with poison. that's fu oh. o'brien claimed that his son got the candy after he'd gone trick or treating but had no clue as to which house gave it to him. however, it soon came to light that it was o'brien himself who gave the candy to his son as well as his daughter and three other children. wow! in an attempt to cash in on his son's life insurance policy and help with o'brien. wow!
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that was a parody boy band if i remember correctly. yeah, two together with a plus sign. oh no! oh, it's fine! it's fine! no, it's not fine! okay, it's fine! rob, calm down, it's okay. this is way low pressure compared to defusing bombs. you say that! there's a bomb in my fucking car! aw... i can't drop below 55. thank you stranger cult for the two months in a row!
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pooleas, thank you for the sub as well. if you if you could respawn man i'm for dorks if you could be reincarnated as any animal what we just used to be james kayden 27 thanks for the sub as well. i'd say james frango i live the life as a dog or i'd want to be a predator cat predator very agile the dogs easy because you're like you're living a cushy life if you're yeah somebody's pet it's pretty want to be a wild dog though
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yeah, well, you didn't, so he hasn't gotten the hug. is that what you're asking? i mean, somebody needs to hug him. yeah, someone needs to do him an appropriate amount of hugs. he's good. stop babying him. he's doing the 50 hug challenge. yeah, one day he's gotta grow up and be a man. actually, that's the beauty of having a pet, is that it doesn't. it never grows up. needs hugs until the day it dies. you know, bring home the bacon. it'd be sweet if it did, like, once though. yeah?
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the yahtzee game. oh, well that's actually like... i heard it was terrible. oh, i heard it was terrible, alright. i know that those games, not specifically hatfall, but you know, like the seven days of stranger or whatever it's called. yeah, those are decent. yeah, i heard that. but this is like the easy to monetize kind of like collect hats game that doesn't really have a story. how dare you hit me, angel?
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i actually shove a carolina reaper up my bumhole as i'm eating the trinidad moruga scorpion pepper just so i can actually steal something. no idea what that pepper is that you just said. how do you know the names of peppers like that? life lived online. assistant fluffer wins 55 to 45. you know what, that was gonna be my first answer. really? fluffer, yeah. that's funny, we both went to fluffer. nobody talks about that. yeah, apparently they're not real. bad name for a pet goldfish. i've seen a fluffer!
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have you really? you seen a fluffer, you met him? a porn movie? yeah. wait, you were on a porn movie? well then they're an actor. i've seen... fine. i haven't seen one, but i know about them. yeah man, us too. i've never watched porn actually. a bad name for a pet goldfish. fuckboy the magnificent or fish? i don't have a lot of investment in these answers. fish wins.
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