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760.06
so there might be a future where people and evil lords help each other. anyway, we finally found out who the mastermind is, noire, he's the one. until we stop noire, peace will never come to the world. hero 30 is just getting started. i have no idea what this hero 30 stuff means. anyway, we're gonna skip through the credits here and see what happens next. so we did get an achievement there in the top right, balanced hero. and we'll see if we have more missions here in the first kind of episode.
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letting someone in on a busy road feels so good. it makes you feel like a hero and it actually it feels even better to let someone into traffic when you can look in your rearview mirror and see the guy behind you fucking hulking out on his steering wheel because he had the stop for like three seconds. we're already like barely moving in traffic and you're just getting one car length behind and then the dude behind you is going and you're just going
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this is horrible. it sucks, but that's why it's so good. this isn't gonna help. oh, it is gonna help. kory, can you push that one closer to me, please? where are you? i'm just... push it away from the wall. just push it a little away from the wall. oh, that one. the worst. yeah, yeah. oh, you are my hero, sir! now could you push it a little closer to the wall? i'll help you. thank you, thank you. it's technically a team game. and then i'll stand up here at the top and i'll try to stop anybody that's not you and rob from making it over.
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tatlows to say john madden over and over again. there is a john madden. john madden, john madden, john madden. oh! oh my god, he's sawing everybody down! i mean, you guys only get don cherry in the us on special occasions, but he's basically a canadian hero who makes his living working one hour a week just showing endless highlights of people getting, like, punched in the head and being like, well, you can't do that, you know? we just have eddie olczyk, and all he does is just say stop it right there.
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888.48
he doesn't have... oh, he will have the hero power next turn. it's because he used it on this turn. so this creature doesn't have taunt. i would still like to kill him, but it would cost me both of my minions to do so, and at that point it's maybe best to just take him out. what is... battlecry silences me, so there's no point in using him right away. if i force him to tap two mana... i mean, is there any way that i'm going to be able to stop? gains a plus one, plus one for every card in my hand. it's a weird one.
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drove there and back in one day once. oh wow, really? i went to see protest the hero like five years ago. did you stop at pittsburgh along the way? i didn't know you yet, but it was right there. oh, that's right, pittsburgh. that's pretty close, right? i don't get it. it's 13, 13 hours away. it's a 13 hour drive? it's 13 hours from boston? it's 13 hours. like how, there's no like northeast trail from pittsburgh to boston, you know? so you gotta go... three hours from new york city.
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hey, you notice the little no support heroes? it doesn't have rounded edges anymore. it's just a square edge. that's a lot better. yeah, it's a lot less threatening to me as an attack class hero. right, yeah. we don't have any good builders though. we're attacking nick. hey, wild rumpus. thanks for the reset by the way. wild rumpus? oh, goddammit. no. you offense heroes. stop. go reinhardt. yo, bear, you wanna do double bashing?
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so it was funny like the owner would be like at the end of the night throw away all the pizza which i just beg well at the end of the night. i'm going to take all of the pizza to my friends, maybe just stop at the bar and be the bar hero who just dropped off like nine pizzas yeah, dude, that is sick actually. i mean definitely don't throw it away like why yeah yeah, yeah, i would also like i would be so like the guy who would make pizzas with me. he would just be typically very high yeah
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what i can do is send out this and freeze the character and then steady shot. and that's legitimately, i believe, the only way that i could stop myself from dying for sure on this turn. but he's got a lot of cards in his hand. nine mana, and his hero power does damage now, so he could quite feasibly find a way. i think he's actually... oh, he's gonna sacrifice the bloodfen raptor for it. it's not a good trade, but that's the only way that i could have possibly stopped myself from dying on that turn.
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we can deal with it. assuming the demolisher lives, that's gonna make it a lot easier to deal with. we can hit it with one damage and then stop it. umm... he's gonna... can you just hero power the knife juggler? you can, okay. so that's good. that was probably a smart idea for him, but he's only got three mana left now. if he attacks that with that, then the demolisher could actually just end up killing him on the next turn if it lives, which it is going to. it hit the mage directly, which is frustrating.
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