Quotes about “stealing joke”
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just as long as you don't do what dan did, i think you're good. did you watch any of dan's rainbow six? apparently they're all like 6 fps. the dude, he tested the recording to make sure the audio was okay, but he didn't test it to make sure the video is okay. so they're all like 5 fps. chad, i thought it was a good joke. i welcome you here and your twitch prime subs. i twitch prime subs? you might as well be stealing from me.
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like in chat though, are you like a public figure? if you're a public figure i understand. but if you're a chatter i don't think you have much to worry about. i expect chat to... it's only stealing a joke if you're a comedian, i think. otherwise, or like, and i would count myself in there, which puts more of the burden of proof on me to source it, i'll admit. or the burden, i guess, not the burden of proof.
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fucked up the hypotenuse. i wish i was high on potenuse. that's not my joke. i mean, i don't even know if it's key and peele's joke, but that's where it's originally from. don't wanna be accused of joke stealing at this time and age, man. it's, uh... it's nasty. knock knock, who's there? why'd the chicken cross the road? hey, you stole louis c.k.'s joke! get the fuck on the ground! we're the police, you know? i don't even know if that joke is topical. okay, we got two keys.
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that's all you get. razor. rollers? okay, yeah. can you do the joke? the famous... no, of course not. i didn't invent it, that's a frank caliendo joke. it's the fake... so wait! frank caliendo? you've been stealing that joke for years from frank caliendo? whenever asked, i tell people. it's fucking frank caliendo. oh, it's darth sidious. yeah. what's his name? what?
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josh the snatcher. it's gotta be orange. sadly has to be orange. sadly has to be orange. you're not stealing anything, bro. don't get a big head. this is this. i don't think so, kid. whoa, whoa, whoa! that's no fucking joke, bro. it's gone. what are you taking?
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wasn't stealing your joke. i was legitimately curious like a good idea don't don't get super protective about good jokes now that we've seen the result of one chat. you can just let them fly set i saw a comment that said the fursuit of happiness your laugh was timed perfectly with a popping rules
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that is, i mean i get it. that's funny though. like in chat though, like are you like a public figure? if you're a public figure, i understand. but if you're a chatter, i don't think you have much to worry about. i expect chat to... well, i mean like... it's only stealing a joke if you're a comedian, i think. otherwise, or like, and i would count myself in there, which puts more of the burden of proof on me to source it, i'll admit. or the burden, i guess, not the burden of proof.
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mott's clamato was a good one. yeah, i was a little disappointed with the performance of that tweet, but then i decided not to be like too concerned about it because i took it from a youtube comment anyway on one of my videos. you know, i don't think it's stealing. like if i take a joke from the comments, but the comments are for my video, i own them. don't get hit. okay, we're like a little out of sync here. i think this is great. ladies and gentlemen, we have never seen this saved before. let's go!
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i'm throwing an edging party, you can't come. listen, okay, i saw it the first time and i didn't read it, but this is the first time this has ever happened. i saw it the first time, didn't read it, but i thought it was too funny to read and it was gonna take away some of the spotlight from me. there you go, there you have it, okay? now you typed it twice, you know you got gold and you wanna spread the love around? i can't blame you, that's a good joke, okay? now get out of here, funny man. you're stealing my light. how about an ace?
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only they got a brush. someone stole me from my owner and put me in their pussy too. stole me from my owner. yeah, i don't know what's happening in the joke. well he is a pussy toothbrush. yeah but who's stealing the toothbrush? some nasty person. it's like, you know? let's keep things going for the next comic.
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