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you do that a lot? not a lot, but like maybe once a year. it seems to be a lot of steak houses that have that. yeah, no i wouldn't disagree with that.
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lot of steak houses. big on the burning fire. it's a primal thing i guess. it's sort of like you're getting back down to like the beginning of man. well that's how they cook the meat. sitting down with the fire there, you get some steak in your mouth and chew it up. exactly. and you take your shirt off and just go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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these guys turn into steak when you kill them. just like chewed up steak. chewed up steak? you got steak on the brain man. yeah, i really do. you get enough iron? uhh, probably not actually. i could probably use some steak. how often do you consume red meat? maybe less than once a week. less than once a week? except i went through a roast beef phase a couple weeks ago and i was like all about roast beef.
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alright. a haddock or a tilapia? you're a tilapia guy? well, he's just not sold. salmon's pretty good. salmon's great. it's like steak but fishier. salmon's good. not really like steak, but... steak like in texture, yeah? eh. salmon's there, no question. oh, galactic shaft the planet pounder, welcome back. never heard of that one. i don't even have to really try to read yours anymore. yeah, freshwater or uh, is it perhaps a fenthic species? it's one of those black wobbler types. cod is real good. this is acceptable.
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oh is that what those mouji things are? hey you don't get them for some reason. i know it's just it tells me to log into skype and i'm just like no no skype if minions were real i would eat them every day can you eat minions? i would make a way to make minion steak yeah. i killed themselves steakians steak funyuns yeah, that's delicious. you can have some minion rings
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yeah it was oh my god yeah it was it was pretty bad speaking of packs that time did you see phil kohler's tweet today? yeah he made a steak cooked in coca cola no he boiled it in coca coil yeah i mean i think maybe he misused the word boiled it was like a shallow fry
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but if he actually pulled the pot of coca cola and then slapped me... like that's what he made it to believe, but then i saw the instructions that it was like a shallow fry or a deep fry. all i can think of is a milk steak boiled over hard. that's all that i got out of that tweet. we don't have to do it. or the jeans down under the bridge. what happened there? oh, okay. here we go. i was charging, man. okay, ready? oh!
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is that what happened? wouldn't they have loved you more if you ordered more meat? probably not, but if i ever wanted to crank up the meat, i just got most of it. no, because their pay is not directly proportional to the amount of meat that they own. unless they own this. no, actually, they were employed on a meat commission basis, as is common in the deli industry. i was thinking they own some kind of steak in the deli themselves. some kind of steak in the deli? yeah, we all own some kind of steak when we go to the deli. alright, well, you know, i made that kind of easy. wait, wait, wait, so i got this thing, the paper that makes me
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dingle charges thrice. thank you for the resub. you're welcome. yeah, hp sauce. it's like anytime we'd have a steak, where i make some on the barbecue. you get the hp sauce out of the fridge, put it on the table. it was worse. it's worse than ketchup though in terms of getting it out. oh, i didn't guys. they had packets. oh, they got. yeah. yeah. but back then when it was just a glass bottle. yeah. you'd have to get your knife in there and you dingle it around and you'd be like, oh, come on.
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you do have to dry age it that's what i've heard the way you go to the keg and you get a steak it's not just like they just killed it's been sitting delicately aging for months and not wet aged either yeah well the way the moisture moisture that's what gets you the enemy of beef the enemy yeah let's just have a million chickens behind our building that's kind of like where i was there you know like
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listen ryan when we're making delicious eggs sandwiches fresh to order you're not like they already make them fresh to order! no, like straight out of the chickens ass i mean hey, you could get a good look at a t bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass but wouldn't you rather take my word for it? i would. doesn't make any sense? it makes dollars. it's like a restaurant designed by a child it's a restaurant
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well the one guy is a semi pro, so you actually know this is like his second or third account. his second or third game. oh fuck. just let me score it at least. oh come on! what? did i save that one? it's a rotating... put some hp sauce on it, that steak is cooked.
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i think the game begins when you fight these stupid rats down here. no, you don't ever fight the rats, you run past them. just run past them? how are you ever gonna level in strength, man? doesn't matter. achy steak, thank you very much for the resub.
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probably because like it's if it's in the midwest it's like a bunch of farmers. fried pickles. i would say like a steak. but you can get a steak in the middle. you gotta have an indian esque border house man. i had a... i don't even remember the cut of the steak. it sounds fancy though. i think it's like it sounds like from a different language. delmonico? yeah.
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of course, n.l. will eat cow tongues, but not mushrooms because it has a tongue like texture. well, i mean, i've had mushrooms way more often than i've had cow tongue. i love mushrooms. i don't refuse to eat mushrooms, just most of the time i'm like, eh, i'm not really feeling a mushroom right now. i love mushrooms on my steak. check. this. shit. out. mushrooms are ah! the best plant meat. what kind of
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what was that? it was meant to go further into that pit that you three are in. what kind of weapon was that though? oh, it was just a regular rocket but it landed on top of an explosive barrel. the barrel triggered some kind of object. right on top of me. which is dripping all over marmalade, ironically. usually it's marmalade. it does the dripping. yeah. the dribbling. what are ya? oh, here comes rob. i knew it. rob says, dude, like steak.
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just want steak for avocado with s and p that's salt and pepper in the business butter and shit the garlic herb butter. i think is what he's referring to i think he's gonna say that there's those are additives that take away from the pure flavor of the business i don't need i don't need no toppings. they could accentuate the flavors gravy salad lives for real
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he has completed his line of reasons. some freaking asparagus with some hollandaise sauce? well that doesn't go on the steak though. no, but it goes next to it. i don't think he's arguing against sides. that's... if he's arguing against sides, we're gonna have a real problem here. i guess he gets a bit reductive and then he's just a caveman eating a freaking slab of beef by the side of the fire. yeah, it's like he's probably gonna want a plate as well. oh no, all those beautiful supplies! you assholes! i can't have him getting all those goodies, okay? oh no!
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it looks so good. you'll be slurpin' it, you won't be drinkin' it. fuck! god! dang it! get in the hole! don't come out! you see that episode of futurama where fry drinks the emperor of like the water land or whatever? oh, i remember that one. reminds me of that kind of water. yeah, very viscous. i think there's two different strata of steak. if you're at like a really nice steakhouse
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you can get whatever you want if you're paying the bill. but, my preference would be meat, little seasoning, cooked perfectly, you can really taste the cut. but if you're getting like a $5 steak somewhere, slab that shit. yeah, put it in whatever you wanna put it in. slurp. make it taste like the dreams you wish you could live. put cheese on it, i don't care. a1, hot sauce, like the entire stick of butter.
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that was awful. oh, the mistakes were made? motherfucker. that's not enough to kill him though. it's fine. four? not even scratch, man. one of these days, you motherfuckers are gonna eat it up there. i doubt it. going for those impossible shots. god! if the wall wasn't there, that would have been a perfect shot. cover your steak with sugar and toothpaste.
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why is everybody talking about surf and turf now? i just said it. it's delicious. lobster and steak. no! there's water! okay, that's like jumping into a one foot pool, man, from like the diving board. but you are a worm, so. it's not like you have bones to break, your organs just splatter inside. exactly, dude. my cloaca is still firmly intact.
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now they're talking about the cook on the steak and how you can't get it well done. i pretty much agree, but i don't, not really up for the rare either. i think like the medium is fine. i'm a medium rare, sometimes rare kind of guy.
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good old high school. also, i think there's something to be said for that the medium is the cook that they're the most used to doing so you'll probably get what you asked for if you ask for that. that i take issue with. why? the medium rare is the default steak option. well medium medium rare is kind of either or isn't it? nick. yeah. i know that there is a line between rare and medium. i don't know if this is gonna work but full yolo let's go. but i'm not gonna freaking send it back if it's medium rare versus it's medium i don't care that much.
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so all i mean is you send them airing on the side of caution and they're probably likely to cook it slightly longer. oh, i should have juiced these other guys over here. i don't know what i was thinking. who is laughing like a fucking robot? that's probably me. i didn't do it. it just happens. keep going for these trick shots all day. medium rare pepe is best. oh my god. finally. nailed it. it's okay, burrito sandwich. man, i really want steak now.
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what do you guys think about beans and bread? i love it. freaking baked beans and a side of cornbread, and that's dinner for me. i'm happy with that. that's cheating. yeah, you like that water up there? not really. there's not a lot of great ways for me to get out of this. i don't have a jetpack. you'd have to go in the water and dig out the flamethrower to drain it. kate, what are we having for dinner tonight? steak. i'm gonna pick up... i'm gonna mortgage the house.
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no one ever makes it right! i have had plenty of right made steaks. do you order your own steak when you talk to yourself? i've had some fantastic restaurant made steaks. fanta steaks? i... maybe you should try those restaurants. oh! your body saved me but this one don't! no! rob, shut up. your body saved me! i was saved by your body. saved by the body. yeah, suck it. and then you told me to suck it.
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no, i i i i i you uncooked the steak a little bit? no, they'll give you another steak. literally the other day, i ordered a steak which was supposed to come with a side of broccoli and potatoes. broccoli rob? i don't know if it was actually a broccoli rob. it might have been. but either way, nice. fuckin' a, man.
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but anyway, it came with onions and peppers on it, and it's like, i don't want fucking onions and peppers on my steak, that's disgusting. and so, um... why is that disgusting? i think that's pretty good, man. it was on a filet. oh my god. well now that you said it's on a filet, i understand. i don't understand, rob. you're high on your own parts. it's... okay, i'm a steak purist, it should be with fucking salt and pepper. stop putting it in denny's then, man. i guess it probably should.
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well done is the best, you're crazy. wild. oh my god! that was really impressive. thanks. burned to death. huh. why didn't that burn you to death? why didn't it? it did. it just takes a second. why don't they have steak tenders? like filet mignon but like tenderized. they do. with breading. i feel like breaded beef doesn't turn out that well usually. oh. it's like you bite with the breading. there's beef wellington though. you're expecting like a juicy, juicy little cut of meat but
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her name is shashi. yeah. what kind of sashimi? unable to connect to host. it's a salmon that is spicy. get into my belly. i had burger king tonight. did you get any zesty? is that where you got your steak? yeah, that's probably why. oh god, imagine if burger king stole steak.
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just show you like calmly slicing into the gum as if it's like a finely cooked steak or something like that and then you know. this is not what i wanted to do. alright, alright. thank you. i was taking some perverse pleasure out of that. thank you for actually stopping. my mother does this kind of thing and i tell her to stop and she immediately keeps going as if i had said nothing. yeah, i do that sometimes. like, i was breaking my dick the other day. ahhh!
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