Quotes about “stat screen”
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0.28
hey everybody, welcome back to northernlion, place of binding of eyes gatherith. pfft, easy peasy, 45 wins, what could go wrong? with 3 hp, s smb, superfan, undefined run, that seems pretty good. actually our stats, according to the stat screen, which is a goddamn liar, seem pretty solid here, damage especially. fnlp, vrvl, i don't know if i trust the c that ain't got no digits.
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0.20
hey everybody, welcome back to northernlion plays, the binding of isaac rebirth. hopefully we get a little bit of a swifter eden run than yesterday, a little bit more dominant, but hopefully we don't start with, uh, you know, spelunker's had monster manuel, which is where we are right now. decent damage it seems like, but you can't always trust the stat screen. 0l6n6n01, hmm.
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1342.62
like right now will that do it sure i do have the stat tracker up by the way some people said it clutters the screen i don't really mind it some people said you know i'd like to see how the items change your stats but i don't really mind either way. it seems like the general consensus is that largely
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1258.54
and i don't think we're doing less damage either. that actually seems amazing. you know the paradigm, if you kill mega fatty quickly, you're having a good run. we did, uh, oh you know what happened i think? everything got kind of balanced to the middle so our speed went way down. and i think tears and maybe even damage went up. this seems like our range is higher as well. i'm not gonna look at our stat screen because that's cheating but i will also improve our damage by a decent amount right there.
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307.82
to switch to players in paranoia stat. oh mine also. yeah. oh they left. oh obviously the most parent you always get most paranoid on the end screen, right? i think that's apparently you'll be looking around i guess i don't know why just look at me much call it too much call the duties bad fee house, bro. oh
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53.12
it's two characters. i remember this. there's a couple of things worth noting. if one dies, they both die secondarily. esau with the red tears, a little stronger. stat screen, a little bit of a mind flood admittedly. we can control one of the characters. we can control jacob independently. but apart from that, they're gated, they're locked in. it's really, really hard.
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4196.58
yes! how did this happen? how did this happen? how did it happen, man? there should be a stat screen at the end of this. you gotta play it. there should be a stat screen that shows me how many times uppsol 6ers let me down. no. congratulations, denali, you've lived. you're not getting vip, you were fighting for your life. it's not like if you get acquitted of murder they make you the president. financial fraud? sure. maybe. the murder? we haven't crossed that bridge yet, okay? slash marker.
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272.10
there you go. now your room is set. ideally i'd like to pick that up and, you know, take it out for a nice brunch, but we're gonna leave that battery charge on the ground temporarily. just keep ourselves away. i don't know how good our luck stat is. i could check the stats screen, but i've already explained. i don't really trust the stats screen. no, that was a great use of bob's rotten head right there. kudos to us.
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1402.900
he is done in this town. he's the bodiest bot of all time. no, he's real. he's a real boy. yay! 100% wins guaranteed. bro, that was crazy. there were some clean kills in there. if i may, there were some clean kills. let's go. i... whoops. oh, wait, we can do a victory dance. already left the lobby so that the stat screen didn't bug.
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2621.54
nl you have pyromaniac. oh, i shouldn't pick that up don't fuck with me chad do i actually have pyromaniac? i can't even look at the stat screen because if i did it would be like it there's a good chance. it would be on there, but not actually be something yeah, right tell you what we're gonna do oh that was not good fucking isaac's heart god damn it you know if that's just like it by design or if they intend to fix that so it properly represents what you have currently i'm pretty sure it's by design. okay. it'd be kind of nice if you'd always see what you have like i
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