Quotes about “squeaks don’t say”
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that's not what squeaks wrote. i don't know if squeaks is as internet pilled as me. i don't know if he knows that r slash child free is like, i have some sympathy because like, i've never had to deal with it but i'm sure that people have families where, you know, their parents say like, when are we getting grandkids but they mean it as like more than a joke. they mean it as like serious whereas my parents, i mean they were probably like 10% serious but
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888.920
i think if you showed me this picture and said, what band is this? there is like a 25% chance that out of nowhere i would have been like, maybe it's the fray, i guess. he's giving squeaks a little bit, don't you think so? i'm getting the little squeaks out of that. i got it. he's done a lot of movies, but i, ah shit. really? say the seventh seal beats twisted pair. say spencer beats twisted pair.
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he's schmooven, don't say schmooven, it makes me wanna play super mario 64. cuz i did the classic thing last night where i watched squeaks stream super mario 64 and get like a 17 minute 50 second pb. and i was like, i can do all the shit that he's doing, but i can probably do it even better. then when i do it, i'm like, i can't even walk up a ramp. how does he do it? i mean, i guess we'll give you one of these, give you one of these.
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wow, damn, that's a life hack man guys heard it here but don't buy a herman miller just call them and say my herman miller squeaks. no, this is not your case. oh herman miller might not do it
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911.24
the rise in popularity of squeaks and its consequences have been disastrous for western society. and that's all i have to say about that. okay. one day we're gonna get a full card on pokedoku and people are gonna lose their mind. but i don't know if that day is going to be today, okay? because what the heck is galar? no, i know galar! galar is...
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i'm not gonna say it's a good value in video game terms, but it's definitely a better value than like buying beef. as long as you ignore the fact that you need food to survive. show chiblee your turtle jump. chiblee, you ever see this one? a lot of people don't know about this. squeaks definitely doesn't know about this. i don't think it gets any faster. i think that's a world's best. i don't think it gets any faster than that, man!
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can you do a better marge simpson impression than squeaks? uh, never in so squeaks. he saved us during, um, house flipper. i would say i could do this. homer? i don't know about that, homer. so no, maybe? maybe i can't? i'm more of a family guy guy anyway. hey peter, this is just like the time you played eagle versus shark in sine too nertle. um, jemaine clement. he's been in some stuff, bro. he's been in motherfucking moana. i'll tell you that much.
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to lie to an actress. i might even go so far as to say almost trolling her by creating an inside joke with your chat at her expense when you could have just said, i loved you in spider man or something like that. i did not say it was misogynist. i don't think there's any misogyny built in there. it's just, and the squeaks, this is not clip farming. feel free to respond.
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dude, i feel like so under attack every time i go to squeaks' chat. he goes, every time i go to his chat he says, let me do my impression of an nl stream. what the hell? and then his whole chat goes, omg he does with like omega lull or whatever. i'm not gonna say that i don't say that, but that's not the only thing i say. i also say it's morbing time. i also say don't get it twisted.
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squeaks's opinions on dan's dating advice. oh, are you kidding me? are you kidding me? there's no way, there's no way this dude has got anything to say about my dating advice, okay? zero, like this guy's got literally zero to say. don't let him fool you. he can have lives split up here. he can have his n64.
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or something. wow. that's terrible advice. he just gave terrible advice. if you have a rule like that, you're basically like playing a game. buddy, what do you think it is, man? what do you think dating is? you don't just go there. it's like the poker game of life. you don't go to the dating poker game of life table and say, here's all my cards, three aces, two jacks and squeaks goes, well, i don't even have any cards.
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i'll tell you this, squeaks may have changed but one thing has not changed. guess what? how many times have you ever seen a girlfriend, anyone ever walk in and say, hey, squeaks, you know, we're supposed to go on a date, this or that, that, that, that? nothing, nothing. so it's like taking dental advice from your grandma who wears dentures. that's what listening to squeaks dating advice is. so i don't even wanna address this.
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