Quotes about “sound like trump”
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now don't just say obama you silly biscuit. you know the least presidential name of an existing president that isn't, not existing but real president that isn't donald trump or barack obama is? that was way too long of a sentence. yeah i lost it. martin van buren. he does not sound like an american president. he so does! he sounds like he runs a candy factory or something.
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we're gonna kick that son of a bitch bison's ass so hard, all the bison wannabes are gonna feel it. the next bison one. we're gonna kick that son of a bitch bison's ass so hard, the next bison wannabes gonna feel it. why does this sound a little like trump? because i'm doing this. this m. bison, we don't like him. we don't like m. bison. he has drip. he's got riz. he's not riz less.
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dude is probably like driving a lamborghini into an industrial sized shredder right now. what's up youtube? one dollar chicken versus one million dollar chicken. what do you think tastes better? you sound like trump. mr. beast, he's got a billion subscribers people. he's become the secretary of the treasury. who better? i have a lot of the fire resin.
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what do i just... i just admit defeat? what do you do? you pull a former president and just shit your pants. which president was that? yeah, who shitted their pants? donald trump is apparently always pooping his pants. really? that rocks. i mean, i believe it, i guess. they said they used to call the apprentice like the shit show or something like that because he would wear a lav mic and whoever was operating the sound would just hear like...
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one dollar chicken versus one million dollar chicken. what do you think tastes better? you sound like trump. mr. beast, he's got a billion subscribers people. he's become the secretary of the treasury. who better? apparently his name is jimmy. i didn't know that. jimmy, jimmy or as i call him james. james is short for jimmy, i believe. i'm coming to you.
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as soon as they think that we're safe, we just punk them out. take their ship. wait, what's the difference in this one? hilarious. something they will probably never make a series of commemorative stamps for. swatch the cuss or the trump presidency. you think there's an accent on planet earth that makes it sound like mike pence when you say it is my pants?
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julie i loved you in um, but i'm a cheerleader. i didn't expect to see you there, but i loved you julie julie we loved you julie we did we love defy 15 seconds of screen time and she stole the show not really it's an ensemble cast why do you sound like trump? it's a coincidence julie. it's just mirrored his mere happenstance julie
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well, i fell apart of it. you can't do this. oh, you're just beginning to sound like a dude. i think. in, well, yes. okay. you're kind of going into a robot. i am trump. i am donald trump. we love our chibilly, don't we? thank you, earth rider. i love you, ant man.
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he makes a big show of going down there and installing the toilets, showing everybody how they work. they don't work. for a fraction of the money, they could just make a manual composting toilet that didn't rely on all this stuff that they can't actually like make for themselves over there. like they just... anyway. why does he sound like trump? he's my best friend, president donald j. trump. you know why? because i prime myself with like, bill... sad little bill.
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which president was that? yeah, who shit in their pants? donald trump is apparently always pooping his pants. really? i mean, i believe it, i guess. they said they used to call the apprentice like the shit show or something like that because he would wear a lav mic and whoever was operating the sound would just hear like, pfft. and they're like, oh no. oh jesus. and they'd like have to go clean him up. i had a friend who worked on that show.
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