Quotes about “sorry buddy crystal”
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it's the, there's like a time crystal thing and then you get it with the mega buster and then it works like a stop time effect. oh that's cool. flash man. now that i got this game figured out, you're fucked buddy. hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. i'm coming for best gungeon player worldwide. why do you have to be the best at everything? let him have one. have you guys seen any new boss? that's just me. sorry, i have to continue with this rant until people realize it's satire. that's just what i do.
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it's the, uh, there's like a time crystal thing and then you get it with the mega buster. and then it works like a stop time effect. oh, that's cool. laugh man. now that i got this game figured out, you're fucked buddy. hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. i'm coming for best gungeon player worldwide. why do i have to be the best at everything? i didn't have one. that's just me. sorry, i have to continue with this rant until people realize it's satire. um, that's just what i do. i come into isaac.
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caucasian what up? it's a real girl i can't really do it, but it's like a female john c. riley on meth or something yeah john john c. meth the c stands for crystal mmm ah italian you can say it i could say it you're allowed to pull some mouth down scare me buddy sorry did it
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1971.08
you've added nothing to the conversation. get in the crystal. sorry buddy, get in the crystal. we're gonna put you in the crystal. you're gonna be in the crystal for a minute. it's gonna feel like one week. it's only one week, man! some of the people are in the crystal for like a century, okay? you're going in... the minute is gonna feel like a week. so you have some time to think about what you've done and then you're gonna come out of the crystal. can i piss in the crystal? you can't piss in the crystal. you're only in there for a minute.
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10106.82
what's the least fuckable cartoon animal? and what's the most fuckable cartoon animal? rhino's got it like, hippo's probably down there too. who's like least fuckable. austin if you don't like it you can leave buddy! you know your house is too big when you have a room specifically for escaping? when you have a room specifically for a crystal dildo display case. oh fuck sorry i didn't vote. you guys want to hear a cute story? it's not funny at all it's just cute? sure. my dog chubbs? yeah.
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