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2362.960
but then also, laugh out loud fun for the kids. it's important that the kids laugh a little bit. they have a tough life. they don't get enough of a chance to these days. not in this economy. yeah. plus, you got like the weird adam sandler movies all the time. they really bring the kids down. yeah. they're ruining everyone's lives at this point. the only kids those movies make it happy are adam sandler's kids. he keeps them in ballet lessons. prep school softball. come on, kids.
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1515.160
i can understand why people enjoy it. it's so boring to me to watch. i just can't focus on it. i played it and i was playing it sometimes. that was also my experience. i played softball from first grade to ninth grade. and in tenth grade, my parents were like, do you want to play softball? and i was like, i would rather get a job or do anything. just please.
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1541.080
please don't force me to play softball again. i mostly liked it. it's just occasionally there was a long time where nothing happens. i think i love the idea of fielding more than anything else because it's like it's a repetitive action.
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1598.280
which explains a lot, if you ask me. oh, this softball? i mean, it's not a softball, but it's not as bad, i think. like, it sort of, you know, deflects a little bit off the rim of the baseball cap. you might get a bloody nose, but you're probably not going to get concussed or something. i played real baseball, so, like, i'm not sure how softball is. we don't, we don't like having that much here. it's pretty similar. i think you're supposed to graduate. oh, yeah, t balls.
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1654.200
another draw, yeah it's a 20 draw season. everyone wins. when you play softball do you not worry about like that you could actually die from being hit in the head with the ball? i think hardball like baseball is more dangerous. yeah that's what i mean. it was not a bible guys.
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1673.820
like when you're playing softball, you're like, well the thing can hit me in the temple and i'll probably be alright. oh yeah yeah yeah. but baseball is like, no i'll die for sure. it's basically like a tiny, well a huge rock actually. softball is like a really really hard tennis ball. yeah. do we call it hardball? i always just called it baseball. i mean we call it hardball where we were. alright.
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1698.340
i mean, i kind of i think softball is a bad name. it's a softer ball isn't it larger ball yeah, it is it is softer larger. i think it is it's it is larger i don't need you an underhanded pitch look all ends and you yeah, but you do the sick windmill before it if you're anything the windmill you wind it up real night metal core but then like
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1723.260
it's not a soft ball though. it's not like, you know, one of those nerf balls. no, i don't mean it's soft. it's a hard ball. i mean it's hard, but it's softer than a hard ball. you can pop the stitches out of those much easier, much more easily too. that did happen, yeah. people taking the cloth off. mm hmm. i have to be honest, despite playing softball for, i guess, eight or nine years, i don't think i've ever hit a home run in my whole career. that's okay.
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9520.820
like 10 times better than mcdonald's. i will go to burger king when i'm in ireland and i'll tell you how it is. please do! yeah. i know this is such a softball, but that's like the most american reason to want to go to europe of all time, is to try the different burger kings and see how they compare. bio chemists! yeah. i rode big chemists. that's weird.
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2664.340
yeah, like softball, every once in a while you'd get like a crack that made you feel like babe ruth. you would be like, this is just how, like you get the perfect resonance and your hands wouldn't hurt and the ball would just fly away. and you're like, this is amazing. sometimes you catch it on like the bottom or the top third of the bat and it shakes and your arms are like, oh god. and you're like, now i have to run, but i feel like shit. but the feeling of getting like,
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10248.260
those asymmetric eyeballs aren't really photogenic. you heard that on one of those rock bands or something, didn't you? well, i mean, i'm a fan of the flaming lips ever since their 1999 classic, you know, the softball matrix. yeah, they were really good in the matrix.
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5530.700
they have a state championship in this place, but it doesn't say what state. fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. i think they probably have a state championship in every state. oh, here, i'll list it for you. they're state championships, first girls softball, second in wrestling in 1989, first in wrestling in 1990, first girls basketball, second girls softball, 1992 and 1994, second girls soccer in 19, what i think is 97,
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9326.020
how's he gonna make salas mundus in a softball dude? do people still send you that guy? what guy? yeah, any monday, salas mundus? no. and the person who sent them sent us a very heartfelt apology. and then we went, you don't have to worry about it, dude was all joke. bandham. yeah, that i banned him. then he sent you a case of him direct from hasbro. let's go. let's fuck.
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3107.24
anyway, we won 5 1. we don't need to cry about it. good game. good game i don't think i would be a good teammate in the like i played a lot of sports like a recreational use a kid i was in a softball league for like nine years something like that played some rec basketball all of my teams were like ass and we still had fun i never flamed my teammates because when you expect to be ass in your ass, you're like, what did i expect as an adult? i mean
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916.64
the blizzard is too expensive. it's that you shouldn't be eating like three blizzards a week. you should be eating like one every six months when you find yourself at a dairy queen. after like a child softball game or something like that. as soon as you find yourself getting to the point where you're like, i need to cut back on my blizzard budget, i'm gonna start making it in my own blender at home. that's like, you gotta reevaluate your lifestyle choices, i think.
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951.84
i could make you a dairy queen blizzard? i would be like, yeah, i'll have that. so you got me there. i can't really argue with that one. but like as soon as somebody said, oh yeah, i make them at home to save money, i would be like, pump the brakes. just got done watching a children's softball game. you know what that is? you know what that means? tweets with threatening auras that are actually completely harmless. what was your initial motivation for riding the peloton? i was like fat, to be honest.
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760.82
you know, this weekend is the only time you get to maybe get some sleep as soon as the movie's over he's got to drive me to softball practice sit there and watch a bunch a bunch of eight year olds be ass at softball and then lie and be like good job out there today, and then he's got to drive me home yeah, don't forget the postgame ice cream or if you were me usually we go to the convenience store i would get a postgame freezie
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