Quotes about “soda in the morning”
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Things are getting a little messy... (Super Mario 64)
- 4017.70 how early is it acceptable to drink your best your first soda? i'm not gonna answer that question but i will say 8 8 20 to 8 in the damn morning vb long neck. he knows the video he knows i mean, i i don't think you should have a soda until lunch. that's my take on that that's the best movement i've ever done there for sure Search ↗
the art of tower defense - Bits and Banter [05/02/2024]
naan negotiables - Bits and Banter [07/24/2024]
- 295.82 6 hours, 12 hours? something like that? 6 or 12 hours? so basically like if you have a cup of coffee at like 6 in the morning, your body still has like two sodas in it by the time you go to bed. which reaffirms that again, i don't think there's a real, i don't think there's a real amount of caffeine in the average soda, that's all i'm saying. that's why i can't sleep when i drink coffee at 5. yeah dude, so like when i came back from korea, i had started drinking coffee, okay? Search ↗
Northernlion Checks Out The Afterbirth+ Booster Pack [Episode 25: Ginger]
- 259.72 well, not anymore because the classes are at 9 a.m. and i refuse to drink a soda that early in the morning, but my deal with the devil chance. i'd get a coke zero and be good to go. and again, whether or not we're gonna have a discussion about diet sodas over the course of this video, we'll figure it out later, okay? but i, you know, there's these people, there's only one freezer with a coke zero in it. probably about 30% of the time i walk up, Search ↗
please sir i want some more (poop) - Bits and Banter [10/18/2023]
- 1895.64 i would even normalize, and it pains me to do this, i would normalize a full sugar soda in the morning. there is literally no difference between this and an energy drink except that this won't blow up your heart as fast. okay? i don't mind if you say it's not acceptable to drink a soda in the morning, but if you say it's not acceptable to drink a soda and you drink a monster energy drink, you're a hypocrite. that's like, you're basically being the kind of motherfucker who's like, yo, you can't have like, cereal for dinner. Search ↗
When is the acceptable lunchtime? (ALT F4)
- 1607.28 i can't imagine like... like i go through... like i wouldn't call it psychological dilemmas or whatever. but there are days where i'm like, what i... the service i provide the planet earth is meaningless. but at least i'm not... like i don't think i could get out... i motivate myself to get out of bed in the morning. if my job was just like, oh okay well today i've got a sponsored sprite zero remix soda explosion tiktok to make. Search ↗
dwight eisenhower is servin_ - Bits and Banter [09/28/2023]
- 38.50 i don't understand the diet soda shaming in the morning. your ass will say, hey, can i get a mocha frappuccino chocolate frappuccino macchiato with nine pumps of hazelnut syrup and two pumps of vanilla syrup in it? hey, sorry, we're all out of that. can we just give you a sprite? are you crazy? i care about my health. okay, dennis leary. ah shaka daka shaka mocha daka vodka vodka shaka daka. oh, man. so true? Search ↗
getting groundhog_s day_d would be sick - Bits and Banter [04/22/2024]
- 2025.80 soda maxing in the morning, but if you get a large pink, sorry a venti pink milkshake from starbucks then it's okay. i didn't really, apparently i am going off today. i didn't realize so i did you see did you see the 420 bait tweet that was like hey the happy 420 everyone pot isn't addictive and also you get way cooler when you use it and your loved ones love that you forget the conversations that you had with them every night and Search ↗
This patch was made for me (Balatro)
- 1363.08 when a coffee head hits you with something so morning soda phobic you just have to hit him with the coke zero stare. don't plus two me for that, that's not my joke. but like it's my r unless you loved it in which case it's mine now. when a coffee head says something so morning soda phobic you have to hit them with the coke zero stare. oh man. Search ↗