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you hit the ball earlier in your swing? you would think that you, every single person in this chat trained at the academy of socrates. they're allergic to giving you a straight answer. if i were to do this the same swing, how would it be affected if i moved closer to the ball versus further away? i would hit it earlier in my swing. how would that manifest in the results on the ball? launch angle. oh my god. fucking buck martinez in the chat. no, we're just going to keep toughing it out because you honestly,
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but we don't even need that because we literally just hit the hole in one right there. you hit the ball earlier in your swing? you would think that you, every single person in this chat trained at the academy of socrates. they're allergic to giving you a straight answer. if i were to do the same swing, how would it be affected if i moved closer to the ball versus further away? i would hit it earlier in my swing. how would that manifest in the results on the ball?
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plato's goon cave? yep, that's what it's all about, man. that's what it's all about. it is funny to think of socrates jerking off, right? bro was spending a lot of time thinking, but you know every once in a while he's like, i gotta go. i gotta go beat my shit up right now. hey guys, i'll be right back. no, he wasn't. he fucking was. are you naive? bro wore a toga. he's beating this shit when everyone left the fucking forum or whatever.
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whatever would left the academy. it's not particularly funny. you don't think it's funny to imagine a marble statue of socrates jerking his penis until cum shoots out of it? i think it's pretty fucking funny. i also more than think it gets fucking funny. i think it humanizes socrates and instead takes him from being a deified, almost a figure of mythological intelligence and makes him a man just the same as you or me. only difference being i don't jerk off.
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which is why i'm smarter than socrates, but... youch! socrates might have liked that. okay, tell me something i don't. he might have liked fucking anything, man. there's only two options. either he did or he didn't. maybe he did, maybe he didn't. i'm a woman. whatever. i'm talking about socrates. i was gonna say you wouldn't get it. becoming one of those guys? women wouldn't understand philosophy. men don't. it's like that adam carolla tweet.
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is it just because of the tweet, the brown area? it is funny to think of like socrates jerking off, right? like bro was spending a lot of time thinking, but like you know every once in a while he's like, i gotta go. i gotta go beat my shit up right now. hey guys, i'll be right back. no, he wasn't. he fucking was. are you naive? bro wore a toga. he's beating the shit when everyone left the fucking forum or whatever. when everyone left the academy.
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it's not particularly funny. you don't think it's funny to imagine a marble statue of socrates jerking his penis until cum shoots out of it? i think it's pretty fucking funny. i also more than think it gets fucking funny, i think it humanizes socrates and it takes him from being a deified, almost a figure of mythological intelligence and makes him a man just the same as you or me. only difference being i don't jerk off, which is why i'm smarter than socrates, but
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socrates might have liked that. okay, tell me something i don't he might have liked fucking anything man there's only two options either he did or he didn't i'm a woman whatever i'm talking about socrates i was gonna say you wouldn't get it becoming one of those guys women wouldn't understand philosophy and men don't it's like that adam carolla tweet more men these days are wearing bracelets than are eating stew. it's still a
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the zombies are vampires! 20th century german essayas. drug related suicides in spain. franz kafka scholars. i think i have no idea. walter benjamin. sorry fella, don't know ya. ancient greek in art and culture. paintings about death. paintings by poussin. death of socrates? nope.
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socrates, max, leonardo, missingno. oh, the game is made by real gamers. leonardo, twinkle, buddy, frost, draco, nimbus, fleming, magellan. okay, well, i'm gonna give it four more. one, two, three, four. joker, perfect.
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the tame a creature just give it its favorite food. the lower a creature's health, the better your chances of taming it. if it has one heart left, its favorite food will always guarantee to tame it. they join your party at the end of battle. what do you like to eat, man? i guess you're a shark. you probably like to eat fish. he's done it. shiny tail shark. hero. socrates. max. leonardo. missing though. oh, the game is made by real gamers.
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ricky bobby. you shake it and then you bite it. stupid people think everyone else is stupid? shut up, bitch. that person sounds dumb as fuck. they do sound dumb as fuck. being smart is the act of knowing that you're stupid. i think there's truth to that. i think there's some truth to that. anyone who thinks they're smart is dangerous. right, socrates. i couldn't agree with you more to the extent where i actually think that it must be false because if i think it's that true,
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i don't live in arkansas, so i'm not operating under the delusion that walmart is the most searched term worldwide. surely they could get some search term that is more searched than walmart. i don't know, man. i just think like the... you know, listen, you gotta remember, i'm just one guy, okay? i don't claim to speak for like the platonic ideal of dolls. i'm dionysus, okay? i'm not socrates. i'm just shouting my shit from the barrel.
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i don't know man, i just think like the... you know, listen, you gotta remember, i'm just one guy, okay? i don't claim to speak for like the platonic ideal of dolls. i'm dionysus, okay? i'm not socrates. i'm just shouting my shit from the barrel.
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