Quotes about “social beings”
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3166.92
it's like, why do human beings like television? well, television means you're not hunting, gathering or anything like that. but possibly entertainment historically, like in the prehistoric human civilization, would have led to stronger social bonds between members of the tribes which would have led, vis a vis to more fucking, which means more kids, which means better chances for your genes to propagate through the next generation.
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1265.86
so why would you do small talk? well because like most human beings in your brain you get a little sense of contentness from just a dab of social interaction. it doesn't have to be a long drawn out conversation, it's you know just by having a conversation with another human being you feel more integrated into the community and satisfied as a result.
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if you're going to japan to visit the horse, you're not allowed to post pictures of the horse on social media. and i was like, why is this the top post of the day on the game subreddit, man? like, what are we doing? that doesn't seem... and then people are posting stuff like, yes, oftentimes people stop and they forget that the horses are like real beings and they should be respectful to them. and i'm like, no, man, it's not... i didn't forget that at all. i'm just here to figure out if i need to train guts, man.
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1009.98
but at the same time, fulfilling some of these harder conditions might be nice as well. like we need to be able to get to this blue. so i think we take a pass on that this time and instead pop this three down right here and pass it on. sometimes i actually get annoyed and this will strike you as being ridiculous but not out of character for me. sometimes when i play board games i get annoyed because we're social beings and people
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158.82
it says downtime three hours. yes, yes, this is correct. we are stating facts at one another for some reason and learning nothing about one another in the process. why are you so mean these days? you're concern trolling. also that's ableist. some of us haven't developed the maturity to control our emotions, but i still think that we are human beings and we deserve to be able to speak, you know, and generate social links with other individuals. apparently you think we should all be fucking killed or whatever.
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912.920
so i think that they should be forced to give you a little bit of a kickback, man. and they're not giving you a little kickback. and they've got little randles out there in everybody's twitch chats that are saying things like, i would actually pay extra to use the self checkout because then i don't have to have small talk with somebody. bro, we're social beings. the faster you embrace that, the faster you're going to understand. i'm not going to say the secret to happiness, but at least a lever you can pull on to affect your mood a little bit. i like making small talk a little bit.
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2278.78
you know, human beings who knew how to talk to other people start to work on human computer interfaces so that it wasn't like, enter dash mainframe reg, and people were like, what? now microsoft greets you with like a calming female voice that is like, hey, welcome to windows. please insert your social security number. insure would not have, look, i apologize for my misspeaking there. english is literally dead. anyway.
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1427.68
making coffee, huh? that's not they're just making conversation. why do you guys hate other human beings so much when you do the same things that they do? sorry, i know that has to hurt, but... they're literally we're social beings, man. they're just trying to shoot the breeze with you. they're just living their lives. i don't know why it's no disrespect, but i feel like it's always the most boring fucking people who are like, i don't like small talk.
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1664.58
send you a message at like 1am and they're like, i'm sad. and you're like, oh god, i was just about to go to bed. you send me a, you know, okay, what about... nothing. oh, it's going to be one of those conversations, huh? like in terms of like, compared to human beings, the animal crossing villagers are not demanding at all. it's a very selfish social engagement.
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if you're going to japan to visit the horse, you're not allowed to post pictures of the horse on social media. and i was like, why is this the top post of the day on the game subreddit, man? like, what are we doing? that doesn't seem... and then people are posting stuff like, yes. oftentimes people stop and they forget that the horses are like real beings and they should be respectful to them. and i'm like, no, man, it's not... i didn't forget that at all. i'm just here to figure out if i need to train guts, man.
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