Quotes about “smoke weed”
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I'm on a seaside driveit -- I see a seaside, I drive it (UFO 50)
- 2136.60 never mind. i'm speaking something too close to the truth that people are not ready for it. maybe, okay, i'm gonna pivot slightly and i'm gonna say, you know the tweet that's like, why do you have to smoke weed? we're just going to 7 eleven. do you have a problem? that's kind of how i feel about openly signaling on every single piece of property in your life that you're degenerate. i'm like, can't we just have a conversation? like not everything needs to be about gooning, right? Search ↗
FHRITP - Bits and Banter [07/10/2024]
- 5522.68 yeah, or you like you like you like give him a glass of water but it dries him out because he's an alien. no, goodbye! why'd he jump in the pit? i don't know. i wasn't gonna let it shoot me to death. i feel bad. i knew that turret was there. i just thought he was gonna walk away from it. i didn't think he was gonna kill himself man. man. i mean, he hates turrets man. i think i'd smoke weed with an alien. Search ↗
The connections god has logged on (Miscellaneous)
- 1517.88 but if someone's like, oh, you're gonna, you know, you think that there's a, and i don't by the way, but you think there's a problem that so many people smoke weed yet you drink coffee? for me, that's like a shorthand that is like this person, we're not gonna find some common ground. i don't know how many situations they've been in, where i've been in i should say, where i'm like driving behind someone and they're going 30 kilometers an hour under the speed limit and i'm like, whoa, that dude must have smoked some coffee this morning. Search ↗
Thankfully I just ate (Miscellaneous)
- 564.480 there's just i don't want to see evil red and link. i do feel like florida georgia line might clear portugal de man okay, i gotta feel like snoop dogg's above portugal de man. he smoke. is that okay guys? he's smoking weed he's smoking weed in his profile picture. you like maybe jason derulo clears the pussycat dolls. oh Search ↗
You learn something new every day (Super Mario Party Jamboree)
that_s it_ - Bits and Banter [09/06/2024]
- 360.52 yeah, just don't make it a habit for like longer than like a decade or so. you ever smoke out of an apple? no. why'd you stop smoking? i never really started. i guess is like that's kind of cope. like basically, i just in university for one summer, i lived with a guy who smoked a lot of weed. so every now and then i would smoke weed with him. and then he moved out. and i mean, he was the plug. so at that point, i was like, well, i guess it's time to Search ↗
- 390.24 not smoke weed because i don't know how to get that shit. that was like 2007. that's ancient history man. he actually stopped whenever he wanted. can i say something? maybe i should wait until monday when dan can't be m. but there's something i just want to pick his brain. Search ↗
Bootleg NLSS (October 26, 2015) (1⧸3)
- 1711.680 there are less stone people, that's true. i was at work all day, you know. they let you smoke weed at work? thanks a lot, trudeau. fuff puff pass, dude. there was a tps report. oh, this shopkeeper killed himself for me on this one. this is quite nice. you guys should have stayed alive. it's easy from here on out. easy money. in what world is taco salad more fun than regular tacos? that's a great point that i didn't consider, actually. ahh! Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [April 23rd, 2014] (2⧸2)
- 2692.90 oh, dell webcam sw. is that it? yeah. no, that's not it either. dell webcam smoke weed. get high! you're already it says webcam central and there's no webcam central here at all. no webcam central? mona lisa not smiles now. clutch reference to one of the hottest girl chick flicks of the 2004 era. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸5⧸18]
- 1619.860 you said, we all have a dream to smoke dank weed out of a pussy filled with money. sure, okay. the question that i have specifically, how do you smoke weed out of a pussy? are you fully immersed inside of the pussy and blowing the smoke out into the environment? or is the pussy holding the marijuana and you're lighting it and then kind of like using it like a pipe or? i mean, for one thing, Search ↗
- 1673.860 i just want to live a quiet life with my family. well, i'm sorry. you're not american, you wouldn't understand. you can use the belly button. that's not my dream. yeah, it is. look, i know you're not all brave enough to admit it in public like i did, but you don't have to go ahead and shame me for it. it's just what we're all thinking. that's true. nick is just saying what we're all thinking. yep. would you smoke weed out of a dick, though? i mean, you do what you gotta do. Search ↗