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2042.38
so they should have like roughly a 50% chance to hit us or something like that here. yeah, that's uh, that's not insignificant. ooh, that was actually pretty scary for me because that's our our best unit. oh wait, she still could die here. i don't think this will count as a flank, but it's still dicey. okay, well this is making normal difficulty look like a smart decision, isn't it? uh, four turns left. not too bad. losing out on the shotgun just kind of destroys us too.
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1197.380
an attack strikes me as not really very smart especially because i was complaining about blocks. we start with a charge wounds will become minion strikes that's actually enormous. minion strike, strike, kingly punch, defend. wait wait wait okay we haven't done any damage yet. certainly we're gonna want to play this to lower your strength. we hit you play a defend and then play your hand. wait wait it's starting to add up things are starting to come together a little bit. this is a turn where we would like to weaken you
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210.14
you know, thinking a zazzle's gonna be one of my favorite characters here. probably a really stupid idea for me to hit that troll bomb. so i'm gonna do it again. there is a key there, so at least we will be able to go to our item room. possibly our shop if we get enough money. i'll tell you what, i'm hanging out behind these rocks. that makes my life a little bit easier. what an intense run so far. yeah, okay, really smart idea there. i'm dead. i became a ghost. let's restart. i'm gonna play as the same character.
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1249.42
yeah, we're gonna go. i think that was a smart decision. the assault slugger is very strong. i had my doubts about it, but i actually have come around very much so. it's a great weapon as long as you can make sure you can actually land those hits. this is an important moment for us. this is very dangerous. we obviously need to clear a space here. this is not where we want to be fighting little hunter. we did hit him three times with the assault slugger though. this is like super not good.
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1067.12
i think the dome is gone next turn. i'm actually like... bleed fire? what on earth was that? uh, so enemies when they get hit they bleed fire and it causes a little ring of fire around them and she was standing in a oil so i figured it was smart. i don't know what else i can really do here. um, i can give myself more magic armor but sure. i always remove my own poison. i'll re poison myself from there.
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873.64
i'm more upset now than i was. did you hit me on that? okay, now that's... to be honest, george is getting a little upset. what are we gonna do about it? smart enough. not really a whole lot we can do about it. okay, that was 100% entirely my fault, which is hard to admit for me.
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729.84
so it's not really a smart play. the real play, if you got a galaxy brain, is this. you're in lethal range next turn, you're still gonna hit us but you're only gonna hit us for two, and we haven't been weakened. so yeah, you're definitely dead on this turn, assuming that we draw anything of value. i can't believe we still had to use bash, but that's fine. that went well enough.
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1416.58
i don't know if that's smart. how about i'm not going to attack your weaker brittle parts. i'm going to try to duel honorably. we draw. we unfortunately we do need shields as part of our like win condition. these missiles are going to be pretty annoying. i mean, we hit you with two basic shots. i don't know. i don't know. it's not my ideal. that's not what i wanted to draw. let's put it that way. this missile is going to do three damage.
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1633.92
what is this? 99. whenever the ship is shot, the part that was hit gains two armor for the rest of turn. oh, i see. i see. if i play, we got to run the numbers. i'm about to take five. i have five shield. great time for payback. i think that seems smart. destroying it will damage the destroyer for two and i have one free evasion. you have armor.
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5069.30
those are the very expensive but very smart ones, right? yes. when i was reading about the earthquake in alaska, there was a user testimonial where they were like, my african parrots started freaking the fuck out. and then a minute later, the earthquake hit. yeah, apparently the only animal to basically ask a question through use of language was an african gray at one point.
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688.12
yeah, okay, actually would be great if we could get like a teleporter or something. i wanna... i wanna! but i wanna go to the... i wanna get a key first. we can't just bomb our way in anymore, right? like the new patch hasn't come out yet? i gotta check. hey, at least we got an extra penny there. let's go look, okay? not a smart decision on my part, i'm very lucky to not be hit there. and exactly deservedly got hit there.
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