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or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay.
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and i was like i don't know maybe like a sloth like that'd be pretty fun. that's like a slow ass animal running really fast, and then they did it up, and they showed it to me and it looked monstrous like it actually looked like it didn't fit with the game at all. it was anime. oh, it just it was like tonally like super not right i was like you know what it's fine by me if it's fine by you know yeah, i don't know it looks kind of bad
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so we're just not going to do the stream and instead of like making a sloth character we're just going to like add an alt skin that you can tell people about for the shark man it's like you know what that's fair. so that is i do have my own skin in the game it's just not there yet. all right the idea is there this is not me throwing shade at tiny build you know everything at pax gets gets fucked up basically dude throw all the shade who cares i still want the sloth
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the sloth, i have to, i can't be mad at them because the sloth did not look right. i want it because it doesn't look right. it was just a brown streak. and like a sloth he's like a cobalt and brown streak together for the first time. a bipedal sloth does not look right. like, oh no! did he have the fucked up claws and everything? yeah, and the claws were just like dragging behind him like he wasn't even really running. oh no.
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coach can't or up down all around welcome back to jay smith town. welcome to coach carter coach. i'm, ryan of the abyss he can't or sin victa two months in a row fuck there you go. ups banana sloth up down all around welcome to jay smith town. these these subscriptions are pretty cool. you guys ever get one? i've never did actually dude, you guys are gonna like them when you start getting them
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well that's not gonna make it easier on you. you're cool, sylvie sloth. nice shot! i fired as well, but yours connected first. that was beautiful! thank you. well done, ryan. i got... like, none. i like jerking off the... the exclamation point. there's like nobody got any points that round. yeah, that's weird.
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i gotta put it down. well no, no, i just mean like there's not room in my life to adopt like a diabetic sloth right now, right? like i have pity and empathy for the sloth, but i can't be there. but i'm glad it exists! a lot of people are gonna have their lives enriched by this diabetic sloth. i'm glad a diabetic sloth exists. i'm not glad a sloth that exists has diabetes, but i'm glad that this diabetic sloth exists.
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you're glad it's gonna get the care it needs and have a long fulfilling life. exactly. i mean how fulfilling is the life of a sloth though? i think it's pretty who are you man? who are you to say a sloth's life is not fulfilling? yeah, that's true. kind of being a real asshole with that one. a zero? thank you very much for the subscription as well. i mean i kind of like did the opposite of the witness thing is i just played like
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alright, there we go. and then we'll do this. holy hell. and there we go. quite the start here. gab the impaler with the 6 months of psycho sloth, adblock, atonement and ergomy smart. what a train. you know what? but also stampy elephant and everybody else. thanks for the resubs. but also nick, we start with the d4, man. yeah, this is gonna be interesting. what are your thoughts on the d4? you know, i've been around the block a few times. i've d4'd with the best of them. i'd say it's a top tier item. i don't know about you.
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so like in baseball they have change ups, right? and that's my opportunity here as a sloth riding a depressed centaur on a pogo stick. cause i'm gonna hit you when you least expect it. because you're gonna be every man at burning man who's just high off of anything. you're gonna see the sloth be like, holy shit, that's super cool. i don't wanna shoot lightning at a sloth, i'm high as shit like on mushrooms at burning man. what the hell's a sloth doing here in the desert? that's super cool. plus, i'm in a dungeon full of dragons.
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you know what? even if, uh, like 50, 60, 70% of the people at burning man die a horrible death to either the dragons or the freaking out rioting, uh, depressed centaur and pogo sticks, the sloth and the depressed centaur are gonna die. i mean, there's no chance.
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there's gonna be lightning flying everywhere and harpoons all over the place trying to just protect themselves. they're not even gonna aim at you, but you will for sure be dead. and there will be at least one living burning man member over your sloth, your broken sloth body. sloths are really cool, vote for sloths. you can't campaign. don't campaign for your sloths.
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i kinda like the organic argument a little better than the minute and minute thing. yeah, i was gonna... i mean, i voted for everyone at burning man. it's on the strength of the cards. me too. i agree that there'd be a lot of collateral damage, but you could probably get the sloth taken out with a bunch of lightning bolts and harpoons. just by sheer numbers. lightning and harpoons and dragons. like, there's no chance freaking out. there's only one sloth. oh, hey! the mouth.
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we need more cards. yeah. i actually think the sloth would win. i've got the same issue. but it was a hail mary. streamer versus... oh, it's fucking opposite day. we're not doing opposites. i'm doing opposite day.
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i don't know why i thought of this whole thing. i can jump fuck. what's the most meme y animal? is it the frog or the cat? no, it might actually be like an alpaca. like it's gonna be running at least. are you saying like an animal that would have the highest likelihood of being capable to meme? or are you talking about ame teeters? well, you come up with the classification. well i mean if i'm talking about the meme iest beast, it would be a sloth. no doubt. oh yeah, sloths are up there. can't deny that.
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oh, thank god. yeah, oh, you have root, what? oh my god. oh, it chopped it up. that's an eagle? it's an eagle. it was for about three seconds. why did you know that was an eagle? it's a sloth hand.
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a snowman's dick. what is that? is that a candy corn attached to a tree? it's like sloth eric cartman. i got the answer though didn't i? what the fuck what is it? yeah you got it austin you just got a part two don't forget about part two down here. are those ears? are they ears? they don't have lobes.
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yeah, oh okay. yeah, you got going on the cheekies there. that's dirt. that's sloth is it greener? let's all go for a walk outside now sommerson what my name i'll hear you now. oh is it that it wasn't that? yeah, but it is that at that oh uh
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i don't really feel like jumping through little holes anymore. don't! i hate it. it's a foul! joel visada! thank you for the reception. oh yeah. what about jorge? whatever happened to him? probably retired, right? yeah, he retired. a drugged sloth. damn, thank you as well. i'm gonna go up the elevator. you think that's gonna help you out? wait, was that an actual plan or? i thought maybe if i did some fancy jumping, it might work. oh!
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